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zgl
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1055 Posts
May 24 2009 17:49 GMT
#1

It all started routinely enough in the wee hours Monday, when cops on a stakeout spied the 20-year-old suspected dealer working the 2000 block of Mission Street.

As they moved in to arrest her, the woman reached into her pants and a batch of suspected cocaine disappeared.

The woman, who was already on probation for a drug offense, was handcuffed and taken to the Mission District station, where a female officer strip-searched her. The officer reported seeing "a shiny piece of plastic slightly protruding'' from between the suspect's legs -- but before the evidence could be seized, the woman pushed it out of sight and refused to cooperate any further, according to the police report.


Credit goes to Cracked for finding this story.

ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
May 24 2009 17:53 GMT
#2
Oh wow... i wonder what else she's got up there.
U Gotta Skate.
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
May 24 2009 17:53 GMT
#3
what has the world come to.... @_@;
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
May 24 2009 18:00 GMT
#4
I like that the piece is from 'cracked'. Ps wouldn't she die from an overdose if it broke?
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
May 24 2009 18:16 GMT
#5
That must hurt...
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
May 24 2009 18:25 GMT
#6
el.oh.el.
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
May 24 2009 18:46 GMT
#7
On May 25 2009 03:00 HamerD wrote:
I like that the piece is from 'cracked'. Ps wouldn't she die from an overdose if it broke?


Depends. Vaginal wall no, Anal wall yes. One can absorb that stuff the other cannot.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
May 24 2009 19:08 GMT
#8
Hahaha. ^^
觀過斯知仁矣.
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
May 24 2009 19:41 GMT
#9
On May 25 2009 03:46 Jayme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 25 2009 03:00 HamerD wrote:
I like that the piece is from 'cracked'. Ps wouldn't she die from an overdose if it broke?


Depends. Vaginal wall no, Anal wall yes. One can absorb that stuff the other cannot.


wow i didnt know lol, so women have a bag of holding when it comes to drugs carrying?!
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 24 2009 21:03 GMT
#10
LOL wtf
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Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
May 24 2009 21:27 GMT
#11
On May 25 2009 04:41 HamerD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 25 2009 03:46 Jayme wrote:
On May 25 2009 03:00 HamerD wrote:
I like that the piece is from 'cracked'. Ps wouldn't she die from an overdose if it broke?


Depends. Vaginal wall no, Anal wall yes. One can absorb that stuff the other cannot.


wow i didnt know lol, so women have a bag of holding when it comes to drugs carrying?!

Hahaha, didn't know that!
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
May 24 2009 22:28 GMT
#12
On May 25 2009 04:41 HamerD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 25 2009 03:46 Jayme wrote:
On May 25 2009 03:00 HamerD wrote:
I like that the piece is from 'cracked'. Ps wouldn't she die from an overdose if it broke?


Depends. Vaginal wall no, Anal wall yes. One can absorb that stuff the other cannot.


wow i didnt know lol, so women have a bag of holding when it comes to drugs carrying?!

HAHAHA yes, yes they do!

this is pretty funny though cus lot of ppl do these kind of things but i nvr read a specific instance of a person doing it...
ggyo...
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