It all started routinely enough in the wee hours Monday, when cops on a stakeout spied the 20-year-old suspected dealer working the 2000 block of Mission Street.
As they moved in to arrest her, the woman reached into her pants and a batch of suspected cocaine disappeared.
The woman, who was already on probation for a drug offense, was handcuffed and taken to the Mission District station, where a female officer strip-searched her. The officer reported seeing "a shiny piece of plastic slightly protruding'' from between the suspect's legs -- but before the evidence could be seized, the woman pushed it out of sight and refused to cooperate any further, according to the police report.
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