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blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 03:30:22
May 18 2009 03:27 GMT
#1
sorry if its old

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blabberrrrr
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
May 18 2009 03:30 GMT
#2
that last one's classy
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
May 18 2009 03:32 GMT
#3
they're all old
the six one is still pretty awesome though
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 18 2009 03:33 GMT
#4
Haha, I've seen these before; these aren't real are they?
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
May 18 2009 03:45 GMT
#5
lol i've seen a math puzzle where your supposed to do what happened in the limit question to come up with the answer XD
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
May 18 2009 03:57 GMT
#6
yeah, these are old. still funny, though
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n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
May 18 2009 04:37 GMT
#7
Lol, I'm such a loser laughing at math jokes. I really like the 2nd pic, top left.
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Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
May 18 2009 04:48 GMT
#8
The limit as x tends to 5 of x-5 is +/- infinity.

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I'm a nitpick
Jaedong
conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
May 18 2009 06:09 GMT
#9
Depending on which side you are coming from... but thats cool.
AlwaysGG
Profile Joined March 2009
Taiwan952 Posts
May 18 2009 06:13 GMT
#10
rofl wow
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ninjafetus
Profile Joined December 2008
United States231 Posts
May 18 2009 06:37 GMT
#11
I had a student this semester who gave an amazingly brilliant wrong answer to the following question:

Show why the vertex of f = ax^2 + bx + c must occur at x = -b / (2a)

The idea was for them to remember that a vertex was a critical point, so they would take a derivative, set it equal to zero, and solve.

Instead they wrote the quadratic formula

x = (-b ± sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) ) / (2a)

"expanded" as

x = (-b + sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) - sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) ) / (2a)

canceled the sqrt terms, and ended with x = - b / (2a).
.....
..................

I almost gave them credit for such brilliant incompetence.



evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
May 18 2009 08:07 GMT
#12
lol 1/n(sinx) haha
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Profile Joined July 2008
United States1449 Posts
May 18 2009 08:48 GMT
#13
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
May 18 2009 09:46 GMT
#14
sigh i could've done soemthing liek that on my free response on AP
but noo.
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Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
May 18 2009 10:07 GMT
#15
LOL that six one actually made me laugh, those are good only seen one before
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MasterOfChaos
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Germany2896 Posts
May 18 2009 10:37 GMT
#16
On May 18 2009 15:37 ninjafetus wrote:
Instead they wrote the quadratic formula
x = (-b ± sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) ) / (2a)

"expanded" as
x = (-b + sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) - sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) ) / (2a)

canceled the sqrt terms, and ended with x = - b / (2a).

I almost gave them credit for such brilliant incompetence.

Why incompetence? It is a viable way to arrive at the solution if you recall that the vertex is in the middle of the arms. That is similar to how I arrived at that formula several years before learning what a derivative is.
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klizzer
Profile Joined March 2008
517 Posts
May 18 2009 12:56 GMT
#17
[image loading]

Also, the expanding thing above isn't necessarily wrong, it just lacks one step of counting the average, as MoC said.
ninjafetus
Profile Joined December 2008
United States231 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 13:56:52
May 18 2009 13:55 GMT
#18
On May 18 2009 19:37 MasterOfChaos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 18 2009 15:37 ninjafetus wrote:
Instead they wrote the quadratic formula
x = (-b ± sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) ) / (2a)

"expanded" as
x = (-b + sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) - sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) ) / (2a)

canceled the sqrt terms, and ended with x = - b / (2a).

I almost gave them credit for such brilliant incompetence.

Why incompetence? It is a viable way to arrive at the solution if you recall that the vertex is in the middle of the arms. That is similar to how I arrived at that formula several years before learning what a derivative is.


It's incompetence because A ± B = A + B - B = A doesn't make sense. You're implying that B =0, always.

Yeah, there's other ways to get it (factor to vertex form), and, if we ignore the middle step, what they did will work in the specific case that the discriminant is zero, but other than that, it's just wrong. The reason I expected them to use the derivative is because 1) it was a calculus class, and 2) I had shown them the exact steps I was expecting before. If they did a legitimate factoring, I gave them full credit, of course. If they had averaged the two roots, I would have given them credit. That's not what they were thinking, I promise.
Musoeun
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States4324 Posts
May 18 2009 16:23 GMT
#19
Math jokes are awesome.
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clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
May 18 2009 16:57 GMT
#20
rofl, these made me laugh the first time I saw them.
They still do!

Thanks for sharing (again) ^_^
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