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Aurra
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States469 Posts
May 08 2009 17:53 GMT
#1
I just got up and was hungry and needed to stuff my face to prepare for a long day of doing absolutely nothing productive. I cooked up some of those Tyson bite sized chicken appetizer adjective things right? An entire box full, hell yeah.

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I don't think there's actually any chicken in these things but oh well they're tasty. (。◕‿‿◕。)


Anyway, after my endless hard work cooking them I sat down at my desk, thinking about loading Touhou 07 and trying to beat the extra stage as I've never actually beaten Ran before. I took my first bite.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

It felt like I was trying to take a bite out of the sun. Not that I've ever taken a bite out of the sun but I imagine the feeling would be very similar. I always cook these things at the same temperature and time but this one was ridiculously hot to the point that it hurt.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewGbGpEp-dM&fmt=18

Ran's theme. Awesome imo.


I managed to swallow it somehow but in the midst of the epic duel taking place in my mouth I had managed to bite really hard on the wall of my mouth. I could tell it was bleeding so I went to the bathroom to try and mend the wounds suffered in battle. Content after a few minutes of R&R with a few tears added in I decided to go back for round two.

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Right side of my mouth near the wisdom teeth in case you were wondering


They were no longer ridiculously hot, but now a new problem has arisen. Whenever I try and chew my teeth scrapped the part of my mouth I bit down on before and it hurts like fuck. Not the good kind of fuck either, the ffffffffffff kind of fuck.

I am very distressed and don't know what to do with myself.

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Amarxist
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States371 Posts
May 08 2009 17:56 GMT
#2
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imo tbqh
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MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
May 08 2009 17:56 GMT
#3
You got owned I guess. All those spoilers look cool.
Nak Allstar.
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
May 08 2009 17:57 GMT
#4
It looks like they also burnt your brain, either that or you're twelve.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66224 Posts
May 08 2009 17:57 GMT
#5
Touhou is awesome.
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paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 08 2009 17:57 GMT
#6
(。◕‿‿◕。)???
Hates Fun🤔
Aurra
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States469 Posts
May 08 2009 17:59 GMT
#7
On May 09 2009 02:57 paper wrote:
(。◕‿‿◕。)???

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(。◕‿‿◕。)
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
May 08 2009 17:59 GMT
#8
I always seem to do this whenever im chewing on food while im drunk. It feels awkward and weird but it happens and it only happens on my right side as well. Next time drench the nuggets with a condiment that you prefer and wait a minute or two before eating. Although this might not prevent you from biting into your cheek but cool the food down in a timely manner. Tell you truth i dont know wtf im talking about.
ya had ya shot kid!
Amarxist
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States371 Posts
May 08 2009 18:02 GMT
#9
On May 09 2009 02:57 Ancestral wrote:
It looks like they also burnt your brain, either that or you're twelve.



12? That's almost 9.
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66224 Posts
May 08 2009 18:02 GMT
#10
On May 09 2009 02:59 Aurra wrote:
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On May 09 2009 02:57 paper wrote:
(。◕‿‿◕。)???

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(。◕‿‿◕。)

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(´・ω・`)
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Aurra
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States469 Posts
May 08 2009 18:06 GMT
#11
On May 09 2009 02:59 Kennelie wrote:
I always seem to do this whenever im chewing on food while im drunk. It feels awkward and weird but it happens and it only happens on my right side as well. Next time drench the nuggets with a condiment that you prefer and wait a minute or two before eating. Although this might not prevent you from biting into your cheek but cool the food down in a timely manner. Tell you truth i dont know wtf im talking about.


This is a p. good idea. Next time I'll add some bbq sauce or something.
Phrogs!
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Japan521 Posts
May 08 2009 18:07 GMT
#12
On May 09 2009 03:02 konadora wrote:
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On May 09 2009 02:59 Aurra wrote:
On May 09 2009 02:57 paper wrote:
(。◕‿‿◕。)???

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(。◕‿‿◕。)

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(´・ω・`)

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ヽ(・。・)ノ
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
May 08 2009 18:09 GMT
#13
On May 09 2009 03:02 Amarxist wrote:
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On May 09 2009 02:57 Ancestral wrote:
It looks like they also burnt your brain, either that or you're twelve.



12? That's almost 9.

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The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Amarxist
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States371 Posts
May 08 2009 18:10 GMT
#14
actually i dont like tysons boneless chicken crap the last time i had them it just wasnt good. it was like eating bad bite sized chicken appetizers. hope that explains what i went through.

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Shut up is a colloquial phrase meaning "be quiet". Referring to "close your mouth", it is usually considered to be rude. In recent years, it has taken on an additional meaning of incredulity or even in some contexts, "tell me more!"
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NrG.ZaM
Profile Joined March 2008
United States267 Posts
May 08 2009 18:12 GMT
#15
I understand the feeling, man. Back when I was a wee lad, inexperienced at microwaving burritos, I would frequently end up with the filling being lava-like in temperature. When faced with this situation, I would strongly urge anyone to just get the food out of their mouths, don't swallow it though. That leads to tummy burn a few seconds later =[
Railz
Profile Joined July 2008
United States1449 Posts
May 08 2009 18:12 GMT
#16
/violin
Did the whole world just get a lot smaller and go whooosh?_-` Number 0ne By.Fantasy Fanatic!
Aurra
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States469 Posts
May 08 2009 18:18 GMT
#17
On May 09 2009 03:12 Railz wrote:
/violin

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Railz
Profile Joined July 2008
United States1449 Posts
May 08 2009 18:20 GMT
#18
So when is touhou coming out for us Otaku in the states.
Did the whole world just get a lot smaller and go whooosh?_-` Number 0ne By.Fantasy Fanatic!
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
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Aurra
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States469 Posts
May 08 2009 18:22 GMT
#20
There's some rather well done translation patches for everything besides 10.5 (because it sucks) and 12 (because it's not out yet).

Does that count?
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