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Ugh, I've had such a horrible day today.
First thing I know, I wake up today, it's not in my bed. In fact, it's in some kind of a fucking box. Fortunately, the lid was open, so I walked out and saw that I was in church. WTF, I'm not even religious or anything?
Anyways I quickly left the church. My legs weren't responding too well today (should probably not have run too much the other day) and I was getting pretty hungry. I checked my pockets for money to buy something when I realized that I didn't actually have any pockets: indeed, I didn't even have any pants, and the back half of my shirt was missing. Bastards. Probably took my kidney too  .
So the first thing that obviously happens to make my day worse is I almost get hit by a car. I think I have strep or something because all I could do was shake my hand at the car and make some weird moaning noise. Word.
Anyways, I keep walking down the road, still in need of some threads. Finally, I spot some homeless guy with some rags on, and still a little bit drunk and/or high from yesterday, I jumped him for his clothing. The fight wasn't too hard (the bastard tried to punch me in the face so I bit him) and I soon got myself some clothes, although they smelled and were pretty fucking dirty. Bet he had fleas too.
So then I went to my apartment to figure out what the hell was going on. When I walk by, all my shit is out on the curb. WTF. I paid my rent this month. This day just gets worse and worse. I have a mind to bitch at my landlord but he has a shotgun: probably not wise. I get my wallet and some proper clothes, and also my cell phone. It was kind of weird, I got like 100000 texts, but before I could check them the phone died on me, and the charger is at my girlfriend's house.
Naturally, I need a place to stay, so I get whatever I can and walk on over. It's ten fucking blocks and it was snowing, but I was feeling fine and not too cold for some reason. So that was okay, I just hope I don't get sick later.
But then at my girlfriend's house, I'm walking by and there's a car I haven't seen before. Fearing the worse, I burst through the door and head for her room. Sure enough, you guessed it, she was fucking cheating on me. The whore! She had the nerve to feel bad about it too, saying "Oh I can't believe I'm doing this" and she was crying and shit. What. A. Bitch.
I left after popping the car's tire's (who wouldn't?) and grabbed my charger. Now I'm at the library (the fucking receptionist keeps looking at me weird), TL, and my life is fucked. What should I do?
 
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Um....
I really don't know what to say about this. Lay off the PCP man, it really screws you up.
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
Wow that library's open pretty late, I wish my library was like that.
EDIT: neat story, it took me a while to figure out that + Show Spoiler +
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On April 06 2009 15:36 CTStalker wrote:
what
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Where did you get this story from lol?
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On April 06 2009 16:01 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Where did you get this story from lol?
Based off a true story by me.
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kill the receptionist and skull fuck her.
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this reads like a story based upon the concept of "it could not possibly get any worse from this point"
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This is just way to unbelievable...
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On April 06 2009 16:40 H wrote:
this reads like a story based upon the concept of "it could not possibly get any worse from this point"
more like a story based upon the concept of "stop bitching there are people that have it much worse than you do"
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On April 06 2009 16:41 ReCharge wrote:
This is just way to unbelievable...
what's so unbelievable about it? It's perfectly believable
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i hope you get your fairy tail ending sir.
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You forgot the key card behind the see through mirror in the police station.
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what were you doing the night before?
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yea why were you in a box in a church???
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Sounds like the song "Cool" from Lupe Fiasco's Food and Liquor.
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Ar i'm unhappy that i didn't get it
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wow this just sucks. It almost sounds too horrible to be true too
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This is like an average day for me.
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
lmao'd at the waking up in a box
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lol the entire time i was reading this i was thinking "is this gonna end with it turning out that he's a zombie"?
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On April 06 2009 15:34 Caller wrote:
Anyways, I keep walking down the road, still in need of some threads. Finally, I spot some homeless guy with some rags on, and still a little bit drunk and/or high from yesterday, I jumped him for his clothing. The fight wasn't too hard (the bastard tried to punch me in the face so I bit him) and I soon got myself some clothes, although they smelled and were pretty fucking dirty. Bet he had fleas too.
If this is true you are awesome. ##Too good to be true
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On April 06 2009 20:38 travis wrote:
lol the entire time i was reading this i was thinking "is this gonna end with it turning out that he's a zombie"?
lol exactly, thought about it to after reading that he woke up in church in some box, half-naked..
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On April 06 2009 15:37 motbob wrote:Wow that library's open pretty late, I wish my library was like that. EDIT: neat story, it took me a while to figure out that + Show Spoiler +
agreed...
hmm yeah but y would zombies not be wearing pants??
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I can't understand why you would bite a homeless guy. I tend to like my food clean.
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you jumped the homless guy? wtf! that made you deserve all that shit
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*gasp!*
i read-posts-on-TL-made-by dead people!
hmm nvm, isn't quite as dramatic as the movie line
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I'm not sure whether or not people are being ironic or if they're not being ironic.
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United States47024 Posts
This is lame.
Its not a "shitty day" if you didn't lose any fingers.
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On April 06 2009 16:07 Caller wrote:Show nested quote +On April 06 2009 16:01 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Where did you get this story from lol? Based off a true story by me.
.. come on explain it moreeeeeeeeeee T_T
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sounds pretty fucked up. sucks to be you.
I'm guessing you either wanted pity, to be ridiculed, or someone to agree with you. Guess which one I picked, hint it's a trick question.
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