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Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
April 02 2009 22:18 GMT
#1
Lately at UW Oshkosh, i have had an interesting turn of events. I recently decided to try and keep the stress out of my life be just not caring about women. The funny thing is- as soon as i don't care, the women start rolling in. One girl (we will call her Valentine) I met while relaxing at a friends house. Now i had never met Valentine before but i guess that i had really made an impression on her becuase the DAY after i met her, her friends all called me and told me that she really enjoyed me.

They all said that she would really like to get to know me. So i decided that i would try and see where this would go. SO the next day i noticed on my facebook that she had already had friend requested me. So all was good, or so i had thought. Valentine was very very beautiful. She had long curly hair and brown eyes. She was also quite charming.

You see i went out to coffee with her the next week, and had a good time. She came from a well off to do family, and seemed as an all around nice person. I thought that everything was going well. We had the chance to meet up some time and get to know each other a bit more. So after a week or two of us doing the bullshit bullshit and all of that i decide that she thinks that i am not that much of a creep, and ask her out on a date.

So while we are relaxing in my dorm room i pop the question to her. I ask if she would like to go out with me.

* I thought that i had a great date planned out for her. She really enjoys working out and doing sporty stuff. So i thought that bringing her cross country skiing with me and then going to dinner at a nice sushi place. Sounds nice right? well no. It wasn't. Screw me. I can do nothing right. I can't play SC and i defiantly can't make dates*

So moving forward:

So the day comes up and she calls me and tells me that she is very exited in going on our date. I pick her up and then we drive to my place, grab the ski equipment and then head out to go and enjoy the winter wonderland. She hadn't CC skied in awhile and while she did slip and fall, it was overall a god time.

She enjoyed it, and told me that she was having a lot of fun. So still skiing and in the middle of the woods, we stop at a rest station and then i pull out some PP&J. She liked this at well, and enjoyed the food lol. SO after a quick snack we head back out on our skis and start going back to the car.

Now one would think that this would be the start of a good date, or at least the start to something good. The conversation was always easy, never forced and we seemed to get along well.

So after we got back to the car, we drove back to my place and then dropped off the skis. Afterward, while driving back to College, we stop at a really nice sushi place. And me being the nice walk on me mat kind of gentleman that i am, i pay for it and think nothing of it.

Long story short, the end of the night finishes well and i spent the rest of the night in a really really good mood. I had thought that the date went well, and the next day i was defiantly assured of what i thought. Two of her friends call me and begin going batshit insane on me, because they think that i am so cute, we look good together and your so nice balh blah blah. The tell me that she had a very good time, and all of that shit.

So now (With only one week before spring break) Me and her stared to hang out a bit more. She randomly is stopping by my room and cuddles with me, and everything is going well. Except when her friends tell me that she doesn't like me anymore, while at the same time is still ON A DAY TO DAY FUCKING BASIS coming into my room and cuddling with me.

._______________________.

I wasn't thrilled.

So i decided to set things straight and ask her if she would like to go on a second date. She doesn't answer me. I ask her twice in two days, and tells me and i quote "Ohh Ben stop it."

wtf is that.

At this point i have no idea what this bitch wants. All i want to know is what the fuck did i do? Or in this case not do?

Insert long exasperated sigh-



So spring break comes along, and i did get to say good by to her, and during the break i text her- and this is what i get back: (No i am not shitting you, this is exactly what the text said.)

:Who is this?:

me- :Ben?:

That Bitch- .......................................

yep that's right. She doesn't even have the god damn ovaries to text me back. fuck.

So i come back to school, and i am at the gym on monday. WHO DO I SEE? BUT HER!!!!


with another guy- flirting it up, and wearing exactly what she wore when we went to the gym. I have never benched more ever. Incorol i am going to catch and beat your record soon.

So im now out 60-70$ with gas money, and food and that whore is out sweet talking some other guy.

Thank god jill will never me.

FML

thanks for reading, have a good day, and i hope you got rich.

***
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
April 02 2009 22:22 GMT
#2
LOL, Man that sucks.

That's why you gotta split the costs, the gentleman thing will only get you taken advantage of =p
We see things they'll never see
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
April 02 2009 22:25 GMT
#3
what does this mean? Thank god jill will never me.

dudeeee, this sounds like a love story gone haywire and shit. gl.
Cpt.Cocaine
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada299 Posts
April 02 2009 22:27 GMT
#4
WTF is up with her friends randomly calling you. That's just weird.
Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
April 02 2009 22:29 GMT
#5
thanks for our support.


Thank god jill will never _____ me.


fill in the blank.

I like to fill in
leave
let me down
give me up
tell a lie and hurt me
make me buy dinner ext
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
April 02 2009 22:38 GMT
#6
On April 03 2009 07:29 Misrah wrote:
thanks for our support.


Thank god jill will never _____ me.


fill in the blank.

I like to fill in
leave
let me down
give me up
tell a lie and hurt me
make me buy dinner ext


Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
April 02 2009 22:38 GMT
#7
On April 03 2009 07:38 Rice wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2009 07:29 Misrah wrote:
thanks for our support.


Thank god jill will never _____ me.


fill in the blank.

I like to fill in
leave
let me down
give me up
tell a lie and hurt me
make me buy dinner ext


Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


Thanks for that lol
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
April 02 2009 22:40 GMT
#8
We all need a bit of Rick Astley in our lives
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
April 02 2009 22:42 GMT
#9
wanna be gold digger
fake ssibal
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
April 02 2009 22:43 GMT
#10
hey but u said u saw them, she didnt see u right
offer to take her on a EXPENSIVE AS FUCK DINNER
be like oh i have to use the restroom and leave her with the tab
GG
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
April 02 2009 22:45 GMT
#11
i don't know what she was- but i can tell you this, im off brown haired girls forever.
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
April 02 2009 22:48 GMT
#12
when she heard you wanted revolutionize zvt she thought you are just another naive, idealistic man.
And all is illuminated.
Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
April 02 2009 22:51 GMT
#13
On April 03 2009 07:48 freelander wrote:
when she heard you wanted revolutionize zvt she thought you are just another naive, idealistic man.



L

O

L

The only thing we are missing now, is t_co and last romantic.

where are you!
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
April 02 2009 22:52 GMT
#14
On April 03 2009 07:43 HeavOnEarth wrote:
hey but u said u saw them, she didnt see u right
offer to take her on a EXPENSIVE AS FUCK DINNER
be like oh i have to use the restroom and leave her with the tab
GG


I would do that, but she saw me. So she knows lol.
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-02 23:06:04
April 02 2009 23:01 GMT
#15
At least you got her to eat your PP? right i meen thats what a PP+J sandwich is right? or did you mistake PB+J?

anyway this makes me hungry for a Jill sandwich o-o

good read btw

goodluck also~
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
April 02 2009 23:09 GMT
#16
lol interseting story
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
April 02 2009 23:10 GMT
#17
Oh sweet, another member who likes cross country skiing. Do you compete? Never considered to go skiing on a date tho. Went skiing with a buch of girls however but only to have someone as company while training, two of them went to the last winter olympics.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
WhatisProtoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Korea (South)2325 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-02 23:14:18
April 02 2009 23:12 GMT
#18
Here's the thing.

This has happened to me before.

Situation: There is a nice girl. We chat a lot, we get to know each other. Finally, I ask her out on a date a week later. We go to a park, next to a huge river. I brought take-out, and we share it on a large wooden deck, while the sun is slowly setting. We finish the food. We sit on the swingsets in a nearby playground, and comfortably talk.

The next few days, I bring her over to my place, and we hang out. We even cuddled together.

I keep treating her really well. I talk to her often. But, I asked her out on another date, and she rejects me.

She thinks that I'm a really nice and caring guy. (In the beginning, she thought that I was a bad-boy, who got what he wanted). So basically, I lost my "power". I took the initiative to ask her on a date. She had fun. But, you kept taking the fun to her. Perhaps, we should have given it some time to settle. Make the girl miss you. "Well, Ben was a really fun date. But I haven't seen him in a couple days. I kinda miss him."

I guess, our mistake was smothering the girl, and trying to keep the momentum going. Girls like to play a cat-and-mouse game. Treat her really well, but don't always keep smothering her with your good graces.

----

So, after a few months, I fell for my ex-gf again. I didn't want to fuck around anymore, and get back together with her (because we were the best match).

Basically, this meant that I stopped becoming so available for this new girl. I stopped jumping to hang out with her. I stopped calling/messaging her. So after 4-5 weeks, she starts to message me first. I don't rush to help her anymore, so half the time, I'm not available. But when we do hang out, obviously I still treat her well. But she's way more flirty, and keeps acting jealous about other girls around me.

(If I was still interested in this girl, this is the tactic I should have used. I should have acted disinterested, and shouldn't have been always available for her. Give it some time, and she'll begin to miss you. Spend time with your own friends; have your own life. When you do spend time with her, be super confident, and enjoy it. Don't pine for more time with her. If she doesn't want a 2nd date, act like you don't care! You're a good guy. You planned a great date. You were a gentleman.)

Here's the rule in relationships: The power belongs to the person who needs the relationship less.

Be happy by yourself. Then, she'll come to you. (but this bitch sounds like she's not worth it anyways)
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
April 02 2009 23:25 GMT
#19
On April 03 2009 07:38 Rice wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2009 07:29 Misrah wrote:
thanks for our support.


Thank god jill will never _____ me.


fill in the blank.

I like to fill in
leave
let me down
give me up
tell a lie and hurt me
make me buy dinner ext


Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


I was getting rickrolled as I read this post
haha
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
April 03 2009 00:01 GMT
#20
On April 03 2009 07:45 Misrah wrote:
i don't know what she was- but i can tell you this, im off brown haired girls forever.


blasphemy
Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
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