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DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
April 05 2009 20:26 GMT
#1
[rant] Jesus christ... is it hard enough to get a decent internet connection so I don't have to see your ass on the drop screen every 30 sec when I'm trying to play some micro intensive tvz.

So I've probably played against 5 9pools in my career 2 of which happened in the past half hour. Now normally thats fine, except when I'm doing a fucking 8rax cheese in the middle of the map... the first time i've ever attempted this cheese and the guy fucking 9pools. Next game "Hey I feel like mixing it up a bit instead of 1 rax fe every game" so I go for a 2 rax sunk bust... oh look another 9 pool to fuck me over.

Then I have to go back into the channels so I search Ladder D, Ladder D [2], and Ladder D [3]... 150 fucking people and not a single one wants to play a 1v1 D. And when I do finally see some chat that lets me know the whole world isn't in a nuclear holocaust its in korean so I get to see 30 lines of "???? ?? ????"

I started the season something like 7-2... and I've managed to lose like 6-7 straight, FML.

Also every game has to be fucked up somehow... I should have 3 more wins buuuuuuuuut 2 wins some fucking noobs decided to make it "Melee" instead of "One on One" thanks for that... and another I get dc'ed in the middle of the game but it continues... I have no idea how that happens, and I manage to win but don't get the points because I dc'ed. As I'm complaining to iccup admins it literally takes 6 days for them to tell me that it was melee games and they only accept one on one.

I'm sure more reasons will come to me, as I decided to play another game when I was formulating my thoughts to see if it would cool me down, but it just gave me more rage. [/rant]

I apologize for my harsh language.

Tl;DR... I'm having a bad iccup day.

*
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
April 05 2009 20:28 GMT
#2
Why are you double proxy raxing and complaining about being nine pooled?
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24747 Posts
April 05 2009 20:30 GMT
#3
Every day there is about 1-2 ICCUP SUCKS blogs where people give a whole list of items that are all their fault.

If you aren't satisfied, I will hook you up with the ICCUP Complaints Department Branch Of Teamliquid
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11586 Posts
April 05 2009 20:31 GMT
#4
lololol

just play standard. don't worry about getting wins, instead worry about improving. work on your mechanics, strategy, build orders, etc...
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
April 05 2009 20:37 GMT
#5
How did you lose 2 rax vs 9 pool?
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-05 20:41:17
April 05 2009 20:39 GMT
#6
I probably play about 10 games a day and guess what I do every game... 1 rax FE, or 1 fax FE, I can hardly contain my joy of doing this every game.

And I'm complaining about getting 9pooled on my cheese because thats my first hardcore cheese ive done on iccup and I've probably been 9pooled a single digit amount of times... now I'm not much for statistics but...

EDIT: Because in a 2rax the first rine is ready when the 6 zerglings hit your base... and I didn't have the opportunity of seeing it coming
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
April 05 2009 20:40 GMT
#7
easy there tonto. practice some more and care less about your record/rank(you seem to care a lot judging by your infuriation over winning in melee mode) and you'll be smiling every time the zerg 9 pools.
Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
iori_LT
Profile Joined May 2003
Lithuania675 Posts
April 05 2009 20:40 GMT
#8
dude i think u're steaming way too much lol :D
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Tom Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1114 Posts
April 05 2009 20:42 GMT
#9
And this is ICCUP`s fault...how exactly?

If it makes you feel any better, I can safely say I am the worst player in the history of StarCraft. So whenever you lose, just remember that whatever might happen, there is at least one person doing worse then you.
You and your "5 years of competitive RTS experience" can take a hike. - FrozenArbiter
Wurzelbrumpft
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Germany471 Posts
April 05 2009 20:43 GMT
#10
i dont get it ur terran so if the zerg 9pools you have the advantage lols
beam me up scotty, this planet suxX
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11586 Posts
April 05 2009 20:47 GMT
#11
On April 06 2009 05:39 DeathByMonkeys wrote:


EDIT: Because in a 2rax the first rine is ready when the 6 zerglings hit your base... and I didn't have the opportunity of seeing it coming



.... your build order must be way off. or you're playing on blood bath
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Diomedes
Profile Joined March 2009
464 Posts
April 05 2009 20:48 GMT
#12
Ahahaha, you cheese? Haha.
ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
April 05 2009 20:50 GMT
#13
2 rax is supposed to make you safer against 9 pool, not the other way around >.<. If you really hate 9 pools that much, just 10 rax on iccup (instead of 11).
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
April 05 2009 20:50 GMT
#14
Considering 9pool isn't even so much 'cheese' as 'being safe against ridiculous terran cheese on iccup', I don't see why you're complaining. One marine + 4 scvs can block 9pools... >>;
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DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
April 05 2009 20:51 GMT
#15
On April 06 2009 05:47 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2009 05:39 DeathByMonkeys wrote:


EDIT: Because in a 2rax the first rine is ready when the 6 zerglings hit your base... and I didn't have the opportunity of seeing it coming



.... your build order must be way off. or you're playing on blood bath


I checked the rep and my second rine WAS on my ramp when the 6 zerglings got there but I was definitely unprepared, so yeah I had a little more defense but with no scv's blocking I got owned...

And granted my micro is atrocious so the rines popping as the zerglings were running around my base were killed pretty easily as I was attempting to block with some scv's
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
April 05 2009 20:51 GMT
#16
On April 06 2009 05:47 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2009 05:39 DeathByMonkeys wrote:


EDIT: Because in a 2rax the first rine is ready when the 6 zerglings hit your base... and I didn't have the opportunity of seeing it coming



.... your build order must be way off. or you're playing on blood bath

what time do you scout? after science vessels?
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
April 05 2009 20:52 GMT
#17
On April 06 2009 05:30 micronesia wrote:
Every day there is about 1-2 ICCUP SUCKS blogs where people give a whole list of items that are all their fault.

If you aren't satisfied, I will hook you up with the ICCUP Complaints Department Branch Of Teamliquid


]
]ahahahaha

oh God I actually loled
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
April 05 2009 20:59 GMT
#18
On April 06 2009 05:37 h3r1n6 wrote:
How did you lose 2 rax vs 9 pool?

Lim Yo Hwan forever!
ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
April 05 2009 20:59 GMT
#19
On April 06 2009 05:51 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2009 05:47 CaucasianAsian wrote:
On April 06 2009 05:39 DeathByMonkeys wrote:


EDIT: Because in a 2rax the first rine is ready when the 6 zerglings hit your base... and I didn't have the opportunity of seeing it coming



.... your build order must be way off. or you're playing on blood bath

what time do you scout? after science vessels?


This. Even on a 4 player map, you should be able to scout that a 9 pool is coming fast enough to get scv's on your ramp.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
April 05 2009 20:59 GMT
#20
On April 06 2009 05:30 micronesia wrote:
Every day there is about 1-2 ICCUP SUCKS blogs where people give a whole list of items that are all their fault.

If you aren't satisfied, I will hook you up with the ICCUP Complaints Department Branch Of Teamliquid

LOL
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