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conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
March 16 2009 02:39 GMT
#1
So my Calc AB class is thinking of crude (but school appropriate T_T) shirt ideas that somehow incorporate math. Something along the lines of "You're asymptote makes my log exponentiate" but who knows if that's school appropriate. Any ideas?

*
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
March 16 2009 02:48 GMT
#2
Math jokes...oh boy, lol
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
March 16 2009 02:49 GMT
#3
Ya we're nerds. Senior year though, the shirts will probably suck, we just want a shirt.
LaLuSh
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Sweden2358 Posts
March 16 2009 02:50 GMT
#4
Good thing it's not for an English class.
ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-16 03:04:14
March 16 2009 02:51 GMT
#5
[image loading]


edit: sorry to the op poster, I just want this shirt so badly.
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."-William Faulkner *_*_*_Kolll FAN_*_*_*
tiffany
Profile Joined November 2003
3664 Posts
March 16 2009 02:58 GMT
#6
integrate my natural log

2 seconds of googling http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/math.html
conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
March 16 2009 03:01 GMT
#7
Word, thanks. Any original ideas from the mind of TL?
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
March 16 2009 03:10 GMT
#8
http://xkcd.com/385/

or you could think of a definite integral that gives you 1337 as the answer
jinwoooooooo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States176 Posts
March 16 2009 03:12 GMT
#9
On March 16 2009 12:10 Saracen wrote:
http://xkcd.com/385/

or you could think of a definite integral that gives you 1337 as the answer

Seconded. You can put the comic on the front.
Then in the back you can put the title: "It's pi plus C, of course"
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
March 16 2009 03:17 GMT
#10
http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=SMBC-CALCULUS&Category_Code=

I love SMBC. This shirt design by them is genius!
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
March 16 2009 03:53 GMT
#11
sinep
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
March 16 2009 03:56 GMT
#12
"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves"

Kind of overdone, but whatever.

Also,
[image loading]
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
March 16 2009 04:00 GMT
#13
On March 16 2009 11:58 tiffany wrote:
integrate my natural log

2 seconds of googling http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/math.html

these are all funny in ways that make me want to die
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
March 16 2009 04:07 GMT
#14
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=65217
Do you really want chat rooms?
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24807 Posts
March 16 2009 04:21 GMT
#15
"My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing."

Hahaha oh god
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-16 04:30:45
March 16 2009 04:28 GMT
#16
"Don't drink and derive"
or

[image loading]
I actually own a black t-shirt of this hahaha
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21248 Posts
March 16 2009 04:44 GMT
#17
On March 16 2009 11:58 tiffany wrote:
integrate my natural log


Wanna watch it grow exponentially?
TranslatorBaa!
Pufftrees
Profile Joined March 2009
2449 Posts
March 16 2009 06:10 GMT
#18
I like the one where there is the Square root of -1 talkign to pi.

Pi tells the square root of negative one to "Get Real"

While Square root tells pi to "get rational"

Chance favors the prepared mind.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
March 16 2009 06:12 GMT
#19
This would be hilarious.

[image loading]
Do you really want chat rooms?
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
March 16 2009 06:51 GMT
#20
sin(pheta)^4 + 2cos(pheta)^5

(put that under polar mode in a TI Calculator)
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