EPTCoat hanger? Chopstick and throw it away? Use my hands and then wash them thoroughly? FUckkkkkkk.
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Clogged the toilet.
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mikeymoo
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Coat hanger? Chopstick and throw it away? Use my hands and then wash them thoroughly? FUckkkkkkk. EDIT: | ||
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I don't have any experience with this so it could be bad. Don't flush the plastic bag. | ||
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ramen247
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=D | ||
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fanatacist
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Alternatively go outside and find a long stick or break it off a tree. I wouldn't stick my hand in the water even if I were to wash it with sanitizing alcohol afterwards, just the mental disgust would make me vomit. Coat hanger might work too, I would suggest making it curved about 6 inches before the tip and making a 90 degree tip (~1 inch long) so that it works like a scoop. Be sure to let the water level go down naturally before you flush again. | ||
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micronesia
United States24796 Posts
On March 05 2009 08:41 Roffles wrote: If you absolutely can't get a plunger, you could try a coat hanger, or possibly pouring loads of water from a high level, creating possibly enough force to force it down. This sounds like the most terrible advice ever. Get a plunger/draino lol | ||
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niteReloaded
Croatia5282 Posts
On March 05 2009 08:48 micronesia wrote: This sounds like the most terrible advice ever. Get a plunger/draino lol Actually, this is a good solution, assuming ur shit fits the size of average toilet-clogging shit. I usually fill up a normal bucket of water, then flush and pour the water from the bucket at the same time. Personally, never had a shit still hold after 2 buckets... | ||
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niteReloaded
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It works very well, try it next time. Progamers do it this way so... | ||
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On March 05 2009 09:02 micronesia wrote: I am envisioning a splash and your legs getting covered in shit (literally) id assume he is smart enough to wear a poncho | ||
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ShaLLoW[baY]
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On March 05 2009 09:13 Kennelie wrote: Usually my first flush just breaks it in half. Your poo is weak, in flesh and in spirit. | ||
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LaLuSh
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On March 05 2009 09:02 micronesia wrote: I am envisioning a splash and your legs getting covered in shit (literally) No man, it works. A bucket of hot water is the way to go; I've used it on multiple occasions, softens up teh poop. It is rarely the case that the shit clogs up the passage of water, just slows it down. @nitereloaded: I've had one hold for 3 buckets  | ||
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Get a plunger.  | ||
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On March 05 2009 08:45 ramen247 wrote: shit again. maybe the new shit will push the old shit down! =D dosent work TT_TT | ||
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niteReloaded
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On March 05 2009 09:21 micronesia wrote: I'm surprised you have conducted a thorough investigation into the science of removing feces from a blocked passage by dropping set amounts of water at a set temperature from a set height while wearing a set garment, in lieu of getting a one dollar plunger. I'd love to see the 'need for further study' section. The idea of using a solid object to actually make contact with teh shit is alot more repelling then simply pouring some water over it. Doesn't the plunger get dirty? I'd throw it right away if I used it.. then buy a new one. Water > plunger imo | ||
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niteReloaded
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On March 05 2009 09:41 Archaic wrote: What I find interesting is that in this situation, where your toilet is probably overflowing with septic water, your first reaction is to post on TL .Didn't you read terms of use when registering? In cases of emergency like this or, for example, having to use 911, you are obliged to post on TL first. Otherwise you get IP-disney'd. | ||
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THEN I decided to post it  | ||
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Kennelie
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On March 05 2009 09:16 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote: Your poo is weak, in flesh and in spirit. LMFAO....Im literally HAHAHA. | ||
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On March 05 2009 08:45 ramen247 wrote: shit again. maybe the new shit will push the old shit down! =D This sounds like good advice. | ||
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ramen247
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | ||
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Grobyc
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Seriously... they aren't very expensive... no need to be so cheap or lazy.. + Show Spoiler [Reminds me of...] + ![[image loading]](http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu275/Fontong2/lol_gom.jpg) | ||
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R3condite
Korea (South)1541 Posts
On March 05 2009 08:41 Roffles wrote: If you absolutely can't get a plunger, you could try a coat hanger, or possibly pouring loads of water from a high level, creating possibly enough force to force it down. if u do this do it w/ confidence don't wimp out as it'll only make the water rise then also if u think u r shitting a big shit then flushing in b/w? i nvrr got why my roommate would clog up the toilet by trying to a flush wat looks like a friggin entire roll of toilet paper | ||
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On March 05 2009 15:36 arb wrote: THERE WERE NO BARS LEFT! | ||
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{CC}StealthBlue
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On March 05 2009 08:40 HatchetWound wrote: go get a plunger they are inexpensive | ||
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yaoherm50
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time to go back to my essay | ||
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Kennelie
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On March 05 2009 17:25 yaoherm50 wrote: God damnit. Reading this blog made me interested in how toilets work. Then that made me curious about where the flushed waste goes. From there, I went on to read up on stuff about city plumbing and reclaimed/recycled water... and how water treatment works. Then I started looking at stuff about pre-modern and alternative ways of dealing with waste: cesspools, septic tanks, etc. Only then was I able to stop my trail of distraction. Fuck you, wikipedia. time to go back to my essay Your intrigued quite easily. | ||
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1a2a3aGG
United States225 Posts
How could you possibly think that "use my hands and wash thoroughly" would be better than drive 10 minutes to the fuckin safeway down the road and buy a 3$ plunger.... Your disgusting... You fail. | ||
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
On March 05 2009 17:25 yaoherm50 wrote: God damnit. Reading this blog made me interested in how toilets work. Then that made me curious about where the flushed waste goes. From there, I went on to read up on stuff about city plumbing and reclaimed/recycled water... and how water treatment works. Then I started looking at stuff about pre-modern and alternative ways of dealing with waste: cesspools, septic tanks, etc. Only then was I able to stop my trail of distraction. Fuck you, wikipedia. time to go back to my essay You'd be surprised where you could end up with Wikipedia | ||
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fanatacist
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On March 06 2009 02:46 ahswtini wrote: You'd be surprised where you could end up with Wikipedia Not as bad as cracked.com lol. | ||
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