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The office chair of death

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ZoW
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3983 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-25 16:55:19
February 25 2009 15:33 GMT
#1
So, I imagine most of you sit on an office chair when in front of a computer. One that may look like this:
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I find that it's way more comfy that a metal fold-out and easier on your body. Most people I know sit on these kinds of chairs at work and at home. They're comfortable, can slide around, and are height adjustable. Perfect design right? But there's something about these chairs. Something bad. For these chairs have a possibility of causing + Show Spoiler +
ANAL DEATH


That's right. You read correctly. What the fuck am I babbling about you ask? Well, I will tell you by directing your attention here.


I will never look at office chairs the same way ever again.

***
the courage to be a lazy bum
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 25 2009 15:39 GMT
#2
OHH SHHHHHHITTT
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Pellucidity
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Netherlands377 Posts
February 25 2009 15:40 GMT
#3
Necrophillic chairs oh my gawd I'm scared -_-
"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
Chromyne
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada561 Posts
February 25 2009 15:54 GMT
#4
*reads in office while sitting on office chair*

Yeah... I don't feel so good anymore.
Soli Deo gloria.
rkarhu
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Finland570 Posts
February 25 2009 15:55 GMT
#5
Link dead for me -_-
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
February 25 2009 15:57 GMT
#6
Yeah link has died T_T

Although by the looks of it it sounds pretty horrible so that's probably a good thing lol.
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Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-25 15:57:59
February 25 2009 15:57 GMT
#7
Well now we can add office chairs to the list of things to get raped by.

Edit: I was able to see the link before two other guys posted LOL.
ya had ya shot kid!
XythOs
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
Germany520 Posts
February 25 2009 16:26 GMT
#8
I am able to see the link even after they posted :D
a11
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany303 Posts
February 25 2009 16:28 GMT
#9
My chair looks nearly the same, now I'm scared. D:
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
February 25 2009 16:30 GMT
#10
oh what the hell......
the company who made this chair should get punished imho
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
February 25 2009 16:47 GMT
#11
You scared the crap out of me. (wait, did I just pun?, if so, sorry, unintentional.)

My chair at home is the exact one in the op, except mine doesn't have what seems to be a remote control on it, wtf is that for anyways?
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
February 25 2009 16:49 GMT
#12
Seems as if its a massaging chair.
ya had ya shot kid!
ZoW
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3983 Posts
February 25 2009 16:54 GMT
#13
I really don't know. I just googled in image search "office chairs" and found it to use as an example.
the courage to be a lazy bum
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
February 25 2009 16:56 GMT
#14
On February 26 2009 01:49 Kennelie wrote:
Seems as if its a massaging chair.

If so, then I got shafted.

Omg, another unintentional pun.
masami.sc
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States445 Posts
February 25 2009 17:06 GMT
#15
Poor boy... must blow ass to die like that.
...
Anyway, how likely is it that this would happen?! Never heard of anything like this before...
mmmmm...
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
February 25 2009 17:10 GMT
#16
What is anal death....
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-25 17:20:24
February 25 2009 17:20 GMT
#17
I don't think anal death is an actual term, but they just mean death caused by anal injuries.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32281 Posts
February 25 2009 17:24 GMT
#18
On February 26 2009 02:10 ahswtini wrote:
What is anal death....


you dont wanna know..
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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
February 25 2009 17:57 GMT
#19
On February 26 2009 00:57 jello_biafra wrote:
Yeah link has died T_T

Although by the looks of it it sounds pretty horrible so that's probably a good thing lol.




OMG THE CHAIRS ARE ON THE MOVE
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
February 25 2009 17:58 GMT
#20
oh fuck, good thing i use my bed as a computer chair.
Life?
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-25 18:06:21
February 25 2009 18:06 GMT
#21
On February 26 2009 02:58 ShoCkeyy wrote:
oh fuck, good thing i use my bed as a computer chair.

Yeah, anal (death) in bed is much more fun.
kawoq
Profile Joined November 2005
Guatemala357 Posts
February 25 2009 19:34 GMT
#22
loool.. good thing I am sitted at my job on my ... oh wait... DAMMIT!!!!
"It is not a shameful thing to be unable to reach the goal. It's becoming afraid and running away, even before considering the fact that the road is long and rough, that is truly cowardly." by - Lim Yo Hwan aka SlayerS_Boxer from "Crazy as me"
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
February 25 2009 19:39 GMT
#23
Urbandictionary's turned up with nothing for anal death...
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
KingofHearts
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Japan562 Posts
February 25 2009 19:47 GMT
#24
the boy's family should sue the anal death chair's maker for millions
moshi moshi~
jbk613
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States65 Posts
February 25 2009 20:00 GMT
#25
fake
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
February 25 2009 20:06 GMT
#26
that's a pretty traumatic way to go
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Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
February 25 2009 20:18 GMT
#27
What the fuck? O.O

ow?.. I think?
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Sonu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada577 Posts
February 25 2009 20:29 GMT
#28
o_o mommy.....

i dont think the "gas cyclinder" was the cause. I dont think chairs are designed like that because then it would be a health hazard from the government?

maybe that was falsly manufactured..

but wat the ..... i give my condolesences to his parents.
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
February 25 2009 20:36 GMT
#29
you picked the giz link instead of the engadget link? lame.
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
February 25 2009 20:36 GMT
#30
On February 26 2009 05:00 jbk613 wrote:
fake


It was reported by several blogs, but those blogs tend to copy each other. Could be fake I suppose, but It's pretty hard to fake someone's death.
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Revolt
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States288 Posts
February 25 2009 20:52 GMT
#31
rofl this is so fake, wheres the blood? if that's an actual picture the seat would be covered in blood, and you can't get blood out of cushion this is complete bull****.
A depth of pure blue just to probe curiosity.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 25 2009 20:55 GMT
#32
lol i hope this is real
RIP Aaliyah
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
February 25 2009 20:58 GMT
#33
On February 26 2009 05:55 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
lol i hope this is real

Why would you wish that? hahaha
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
barth
Profile Joined March 2008
Ireland1272 Posts
February 25 2009 21:00 GMT
#34
On February 26 2009 05:52 Revolt wrote:
rofl this is so fake, wheres the blood? if that's an actual picture the seat would be covered in blood, and you can't get blood out of cushion this is complete bull****.

Yeah, if he died cuz of bleeding it would propably look quite different...
"Somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you because you talked to someone that wasn`t there." - MasterOfChaos
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 25 2009 21:00 GMT
#35
On February 26 2009 05:58 BanZu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 26 2009 05:55 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
lol i hope this is real

Why would you wish that? hahaha

because i think an epidemic of anal death caused by office chairs is a funny notion.
RIP Aaliyah
yoshtodd
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States418 Posts
February 25 2009 21:01 GMT
#36
Wow, anal death. Suddenly the chair I'm sitting on has taken on a more sinister air.
moo
HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
February 25 2009 21:14 GMT
#37
Give him the CHAIR, the CHAIR!
This could be an eco-friendly alternative to the electric chair and also more appropriate for the moral standards.
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
February 25 2009 22:08 GMT
#38
On February 26 2009 06:00 barth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 26 2009 05:52 Revolt wrote:
rofl this is so fake, wheres the blood? if that's an actual picture the seat would be covered in blood, and you can't get blood out of cushion this is complete bull****.

Yeah, if he died cuz of bleeding it would propably look quite different...

It says he died of internal bleeding, not a river of blood coming out of his ass
Vivi57
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States6599 Posts
February 25 2009 23:50 GMT
#39
oh shit, i hope i don't die of splinters if my chair explodes
Flash hwaiting! Nal_rA forever!
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
February 26 2009 00:03 GMT
#40
I sit in a wooden dining room chair with arm rests. Office chairs look kind of annoying to sit in. I suppose they aren't though.

The other dining room chair had no arm rests and my hands have hurt since summer of 2005. In an effort to fix this I switched and the pain lessens when you have arm rests! (Proper sleep is really important too). =]
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21247 Posts
February 26 2009 01:42 GMT
#41
Now I'm scared T_T
TranslatorBaa!
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
February 26 2009 02:50 GMT
#42
Man, dieing from shrapnel launched into your anus sounds like one of the most unfomfortable ways to die.

I wonder if you can rig chairs easily like that, the perfect crime.....
pronoob5
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States90 Posts
February 26 2009 19:17 GMT
#43
On February 26 2009 07:08 MamiyaOtaru wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 26 2009 06:00 barth wrote:
On February 26 2009 05:52 Revolt wrote:
rofl this is so fake, wheres the blood? if that's an actual picture the seat would be covered in blood, and you can't get blood out of cushion this is complete bull****.

Yeah, if he died cuz of bleeding it would propably look quite different...

It says he died of internal bleeding, not a river of blood coming out of his ass


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