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So, I imagine most of you sit on an office chair when in front of a computer. One that may look like this:
I find that it's way more comfy that a metal fold-out and easier on your body. Most people I know sit on these kinds of chairs at work and at home. They're comfortable, can slide around, and are height adjustable. Perfect design right? But there's something about these chairs. Something bad. For these chairs have a possibility of causing + Show Spoiler +
That's right. You read correctly. What the fuck am I babbling about you ask? Well, I will tell you by directing your attention here.
I will never look at office chairs the same way ever again.
  
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
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Necrophillic chairs oh my gawd I'm scared -_-
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*reads in office while sitting on office chair*
Yeah... I don't feel so good anymore.
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Yeah link has died T_T
Although by the looks of it it sounds pretty horrible so that's probably a good thing lol.
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Well now we can add office chairs to the list of things to get raped by.
Edit: I was able to see the link before two other guys posted LOL.
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I am able to see the link even after they posted :D
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My chair looks nearly the same, now I'm scared. D:
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oh what the hell......
the company who made this chair should get punished imho
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You scared the crap out of me. (wait, did I just pun?, if so, sorry, unintentional.)
My chair at home is the exact one in the op, except mine doesn't have what seems to be a remote control on it, wtf is that for anyways?
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Seems as if its a massaging chair.
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I really don't know. I just googled in image search "office chairs" and found it to use as an example.
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On February 26 2009 01:49 Kennelie wrote:
Seems as if its a massaging chair.
If so, then I got shafted.
Omg, another unintentional pun.
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Poor boy... must blow ass to die like that.
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Anyway, how likely is it that this would happen?! Never heard of anything like this before...
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Northern Ireland22212 Posts
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I don't think anal death is an actual term, but they just mean death caused by anal injuries.
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is awesome32277 Posts
On February 26 2009 02:10 ahswtini wrote:
What is anal death....
you dont wanna know..
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On February 26 2009 00:57 jello_biafra wrote:
Yeah link has died T_T
Although by the looks of it it sounds pretty horrible so that's probably a good thing lol.
OMG THE CHAIRS ARE ON THE MOVE
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oh fuck, good thing i use my bed as a computer chair.
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On February 26 2009 02:58 ShoCkeyy wrote:
oh fuck, good thing i use my bed as a computer chair.
Yeah, anal (death) in bed is much more fun. 
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loool.. good thing I am sitted at my job on my ... oh wait... DAMMIT!!!!
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Northern Ireland22212 Posts
Urbandictionary's turned up with nothing for anal death...
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the boy's family should sue the anal death chair's maker for millions
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that's a pretty traumatic way to go
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What the fuck? O.O
ow?.. I think?
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o_o mommy.....
i dont think the "gas cyclinder" was the cause. I dont think chairs are designed like that because then it would be a health hazard from the government?
maybe that was falsly manufactured..
but wat the ..... i give my condolesences to his parents.
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United States17042 Posts
you picked the giz link instead of the engadget link? lame.
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United States17042 Posts
On February 26 2009 05:00 jbk613 wrote:
fake
It was reported by several blogs, but those blogs tend to copy each other. Could be fake I suppose, but It's pretty hard to fake someone's death.
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rofl this is so fake, wheres the blood? if that's an actual picture the seat would be covered in blood, and you can't get blood out of cushion this is complete bull****.
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On February 26 2009 05:55 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
lol i hope this is real
Why would you wish that? hahaha
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On February 26 2009 05:52 Revolt wrote:
rofl this is so fake, wheres the blood? if that's an actual picture the seat would be covered in blood, and you can't get blood out of cushion this is complete bull****.
Yeah, if he died cuz of bleeding it would propably look quite different...
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On February 26 2009 05:58 BanZu wrote:Why would you wish that? hahaha
because i think an epidemic of anal death caused by office chairs is a funny notion.
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Wow, anal death. Suddenly the chair I'm sitting on has taken on a more sinister air.
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Give him the CHAIR, the CHAIR!
This could be an eco-friendly alternative to the electric chair and also more appropriate for the moral standards.
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On February 26 2009 06:00 barth wrote:Show nested quote +On February 26 2009 05:52 Revolt wrote:
rofl this is so fake, wheres the blood? if that's an actual picture the seat would be covered in blood, and you can't get blood out of cushion this is complete bull****. Yeah, if he died cuz of bleeding it would propably look quite different...
It says he died of internal bleeding, not a river of blood coming out of his ass
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oh shit, i hope i don't die of splinters if my chair explodes
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I sit in a wooden dining room chair with arm rests. Office chairs look kind of annoying to sit in. I suppose they aren't though.
The other dining room chair had no arm rests and my hands have hurt since summer of 2005. In an effort to fix this I switched and the pain lessens when you have arm rests! (Proper sleep is really important too). =]
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Baa?21244 Posts
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Man, dieing from shrapnel launched into your anus sounds like one of the most unfomfortable ways to die.
I wonder if you can rig chairs easily like that, the perfect crime.....
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On February 26 2009 07:08 MamiyaOtaru wrote:Show nested quote +On February 26 2009 06:00 barth wrote:On February 26 2009 05:52 Revolt wrote:
rofl this is so fake, wheres the blood? if that's an actual picture the seat would be covered in blood, and you can't get blood out of cushion this is complete bull****. Yeah, if he died cuz of bleeding it would propably look quite different... It says he died of internal bleeding, not a river of blood coming out of his ass
i second
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