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The office chair of death

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ZoW
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3983 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-25 16:55:19
February 25 2009 15:33 GMT
#1
So, I imagine most of you sit on an office chair when in front of a computer. One that may look like this:
[image loading]


I find that it's way more comfy that a metal fold-out and easier on your body. Most people I know sit on these kinds of chairs at work and at home. They're comfortable, can slide around, and are height adjustable. Perfect design right? But there's something about these chairs. Something bad. For these chairs have a possibility of causing + Show Spoiler +
ANAL DEATH


That's right. You read correctly. What the fuck am I babbling about you ask? Well, I will tell you by directing your attention here.


I will never look at office chairs the same way ever again.

***
the courage to be a lazy bum
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 25 2009 15:39 GMT
#2
OHH SHHHHHHITTT
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Pellucidity
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Netherlands377 Posts
February 25 2009 15:40 GMT
#3
Necrophillic chairs oh my gawd I'm scared -_-
"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
Chromyne
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada561 Posts
February 25 2009 15:54 GMT
#4
*reads in office while sitting on office chair*

Yeah... I don't feel so good anymore.
Soli Deo gloria.
rkarhu
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Finland570 Posts
February 25 2009 15:55 GMT
#5
Link dead for me -_-
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6635 Posts
February 25 2009 15:57 GMT
#6
Yeah link has died T_T

Although by the looks of it it sounds pretty horrible so that's probably a good thing lol.
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Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-25 15:57:59
February 25 2009 15:57 GMT
#7
Well now we can add office chairs to the list of things to get raped by.

Edit: I was able to see the link before two other guys posted LOL.
ya had ya shot kid!
XythOs
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
Germany520 Posts
February 25 2009 16:26 GMT
#8
I am able to see the link even after they posted :D
a11
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany300 Posts
February 25 2009 16:28 GMT
#9
My chair looks nearly the same, now I'm scared. D:
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
February 25 2009 16:30 GMT
#10
oh what the hell......
the company who made this chair should get punished imho
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
February 25 2009 16:47 GMT
#11
You scared the crap out of me. (wait, did I just pun?, if so, sorry, unintentional.)

My chair at home is the exact one in the op, except mine doesn't have what seems to be a remote control on it, wtf is that for anyways?
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
February 25 2009 16:49 GMT
#12
Seems as if its a massaging chair.
ya had ya shot kid!
ZoW
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3983 Posts
February 25 2009 16:54 GMT
#13
I really don't know. I just googled in image search "office chairs" and found it to use as an example.
the courage to be a lazy bum
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
February 25 2009 16:56 GMT
#14
On February 26 2009 01:49 Kennelie wrote:
Seems as if its a massaging chair.

If so, then I got shafted.

Omg, another unintentional pun.
masami.sc
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States445 Posts
February 25 2009 17:06 GMT
#15
Poor boy... must blow ass to die like that.
...
Anyway, how likely is it that this would happen?! Never heard of anything like this before...
mmmmm...
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
February 25 2009 17:10 GMT
#16
What is anal death....
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-25 17:20:24
February 25 2009 17:20 GMT
#17
I don't think anal death is an actual term, but they just mean death caused by anal injuries.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
February 25 2009 17:24 GMT
#18
On February 26 2009 02:10 ahswtini wrote:
What is anal death....


you dont wanna know..
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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
February 25 2009 17:57 GMT
#19
On February 26 2009 00:57 jello_biafra wrote:
Yeah link has died T_T

Although by the looks of it it sounds pretty horrible so that's probably a good thing lol.




OMG THE CHAIRS ARE ON THE MOVE
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
February 25 2009 17:58 GMT
#20
oh fuck, good thing i use my bed as a computer chair.
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