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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-25 18:06:21
February 25 2009 18:06 GMT
#21
On February 26 2009 02:58 ShoCkeyy wrote:
oh fuck, good thing i use my bed as a computer chair.

Yeah, anal (death) in bed is much more fun.
kawoq
Profile Joined November 2005
Guatemala357 Posts
February 25 2009 19:34 GMT
#22
loool.. good thing I am sitted at my job on my ... oh wait... DAMMIT!!!!
"It is not a shameful thing to be unable to reach the goal. It's becoming afraid and running away, even before considering the fact that the road is long and rough, that is truly cowardly." by - Lim Yo Hwan aka SlayerS_Boxer from "Crazy as me"
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
February 25 2009 19:39 GMT
#23
Urbandictionary's turned up with nothing for anal death...
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
KingofHearts
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Japan562 Posts
February 25 2009 19:47 GMT
#24
the boy's family should sue the anal death chair's maker for millions
moshi moshi~
jbk613
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States65 Posts
February 25 2009 20:00 GMT
#25
fake
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
February 25 2009 20:06 GMT
#26
that's a pretty traumatic way to go
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
February 25 2009 20:18 GMT
#27
What the fuck? O.O

ow?.. I think?
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
Sonu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada577 Posts
February 25 2009 20:29 GMT
#28
o_o mommy.....

i dont think the "gas cyclinder" was the cause. I dont think chairs are designed like that because then it would be a health hazard from the government?

maybe that was falsly manufactured..

but wat the ..... i give my condolesences to his parents.
"I really like this wall-in, because its not a fucking wall" - DAy[9]
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
February 25 2009 20:36 GMT
#29
you picked the giz link instead of the engadget link? lame.
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
February 25 2009 20:36 GMT
#30
On February 26 2009 05:00 jbk613 wrote:
fake


It was reported by several blogs, but those blogs tend to copy each other. Could be fake I suppose, but It's pretty hard to fake someone's death.
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Revolt
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States288 Posts
February 25 2009 20:52 GMT
#31
rofl this is so fake, wheres the blood? if that's an actual picture the seat would be covered in blood, and you can't get blood out of cushion this is complete bull****.
A depth of pure blue just to probe curiosity.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 25 2009 20:55 GMT
#32
lol i hope this is real
RIP Aaliyah
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
February 25 2009 20:58 GMT
#33
On February 26 2009 05:55 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
lol i hope this is real

Why would you wish that? hahaha
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
barth
Profile Joined March 2008
Ireland1272 Posts
February 25 2009 21:00 GMT
#34
On February 26 2009 05:52 Revolt wrote:
rofl this is so fake, wheres the blood? if that's an actual picture the seat would be covered in blood, and you can't get blood out of cushion this is complete bull****.

Yeah, if he died cuz of bleeding it would propably look quite different...
"Somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you because you talked to someone that wasn`t there." - MasterOfChaos
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 25 2009 21:00 GMT
#35
On February 26 2009 05:58 BanZu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 26 2009 05:55 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
lol i hope this is real

Why would you wish that? hahaha

because i think an epidemic of anal death caused by office chairs is a funny notion.
RIP Aaliyah
yoshtodd
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States418 Posts
February 25 2009 21:01 GMT
#36
Wow, anal death. Suddenly the chair I'm sitting on has taken on a more sinister air.
moo
HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
February 25 2009 21:14 GMT
#37
Give him the CHAIR, the CHAIR!
This could be an eco-friendly alternative to the electric chair and also more appropriate for the moral standards.
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
February 25 2009 22:08 GMT
#38
On February 26 2009 06:00 barth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 26 2009 05:52 Revolt wrote:
rofl this is so fake, wheres the blood? if that's an actual picture the seat would be covered in blood, and you can't get blood out of cushion this is complete bull****.

Yeah, if he died cuz of bleeding it would propably look quite different...

It says he died of internal bleeding, not a river of blood coming out of his ass
Vivi57
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States6599 Posts
February 25 2009 23:50 GMT
#39
oh shit, i hope i don't die of splinters if my chair explodes
Flash hwaiting! Nal_rA forever!
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
February 26 2009 00:03 GMT
#40
I sit in a wooden dining room chair with arm rests. Office chairs look kind of annoying to sit in. I suppose they aren't though.

The other dining room chair had no arm rests and my hands have hurt since summer of 2005. In an effort to fix this I switched and the pain lessens when you have arm rests! (Proper sleep is really important too). =]
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
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