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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 18 2009 14:26 GMT
#1
Alright so I was walking around this mall right? I guess they were having some video game convention. I went up this ladder to this wooden balcony with my friends and some people gave me free Earthbound collectors soda (with a bunch of characters that don't exist, like OCULAR and JAG).

So I ride the Super Mario 64 Rollercoast (fucking sick) and leave the amusement area. Suddenly it is my highschool lunch area and I have a serious conversation with one of my friends about stock values.

Then I'm in the mall again, wearing a joker like outfit, but lacking the make-up. Some dude puts the make-up on me, but I later wash it off in this store (I have no idea what they sell).

Apparently now I'm some kind of demon magician, so I start making these illusions of hot chicks to fool the horny owner so I can do something diabolical (Not sure what?). Turns out his brother can see the demons in my eyes and he starts chasing me through the store and stuff.

But I use my crazy demon powers to get away.

Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere.

***
RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 18 2009 14:29 GMT
#2
I think a gypsy family owned the store, but the one dude was so ez to trick with DEMON MAGIC cuz he was crazy for white girls.
RIP Aaliyah
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
February 18 2009 14:30 GMT
#3
Silly doctor, you're not supposed to use your own prescriptions!
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 14:33:01
February 18 2009 14:32 GMT
#4
On February 18 2009 23:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere.

I know what you mean man.

I recently had a dream, part of which included me hiding alexis love in my room for some reason, but it went nowhere....

NSFW pic of alexis love, just so you understand my plight.
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Edit: Posting semi-porn at 8:30 am before leaving for class....
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 14:32:52
February 18 2009 14:32 GMT
#5
On February 18 2009 23:30 ilovezil wrote:
Silly doctor, you're not supposed to use your own prescriptions!


Yeah but that rule isn't really enforced.
RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 18 2009 14:33 GMT
#6
What is up with Alexis Love.

In half her stuff she's SUPER hot, and in all the others she looks meh.

I don't get it.

So she's one of my favorites, half the time.
RIP Aaliyah
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 14:34:49
February 18 2009 14:34 GMT
#7
I COMPLETELY agree. Searching for her pic just now reminded me of how meh she looks sometimes. But, rest assured, in my dream she was exquisite.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
February 18 2009 14:39 GMT
#8
On February 18 2009 23:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 18 2009 23:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere.


Edit: Posting semi-porn at 8:30 am before leaving for class....


I woke up at 6 in the morning just so I could play diablo II before going to school during my high school days. Actually, it was quite bad because I'd play d2 every millisecond of time I could spare.
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
February 18 2009 14:40 GMT
#9
On February 18 2009 23:30 ilovezil wrote:
Silly doctor, you're not supposed to use your own prescriptions!

Haha, exactly what I was thinking.
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 18 2009 14:44 GMT
#10
Who the fuck is OCULAR.

Why was there a character named Ocular? He must have really good vision.
RIP Aaliyah
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
February 18 2009 14:58 GMT
#11
On February 18 2009 23:39 ilovezil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 18 2009 23:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:
On February 18 2009 23:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere.


Edit: Posting semi-porn at 8:30 am before leaving for class....


I woke up at 6 in the morning just so I could play diablo II before going to school during my high school days. Actually, it was quite bad because I'd play d2 every millisecond of time I could spare.

I can trump that. During my elementary school time, I always got up at 6 in the morning to play Monopoly against myself! And of course I played Diablo2 8 hours a day later too, but that seems to be quite common. I wonder what my childhood would have been if I had siblings...
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
February 18 2009 15:09 GMT
#12
On February 18 2009 23:58 Scorch wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 18 2009 23:39 ilovezil wrote:
On February 18 2009 23:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:
On February 18 2009 23:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere.


Edit: Posting semi-porn at 8:30 am before leaving for class....


I woke up at 6 in the morning just so I could play diablo II before going to school during my high school days. Actually, it was quite bad because I'd play d2 every millisecond of time I could spare.

I can trump that. During my elementary school time, I always got up at 6 in the morning to play Monopoly against myself! And of course I played Diablo2 8 hours a day later too, but that seems to be quite common. I wonder what my childhood would have been if I had siblings...


I laughed out loud at this. Hahahah.
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
February 18 2009 15:26 GMT
#13
On February 18 2009 23:58 Scorch wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 18 2009 23:39 ilovezil wrote:
On February 18 2009 23:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:
On February 18 2009 23:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere.


Edit: Posting semi-porn at 8:30 am before leaving for class....


I woke up at 6 in the morning just so I could play diablo II before going to school during my high school days. Actually, it was quite bad because I'd play d2 every millisecond of time I could spare.

I can trump that. During my elementary school time, I always got up at 6 in the morning to play Monopoly against myself! And of course I played Diablo2 8 hours a day later too, but that seems to be quite common. I wonder what my childhood would have been if I had siblings...


Or if you had friends...
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
February 18 2009 16:57 GMT
#14
Friends are so 20th century.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
February 18 2009 18:13 GMT
#15
dude I TOLD YOU SO
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
February 18 2009 18:16 GMT
#16
On February 18 2009 23:58 Scorch wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 18 2009 23:39 ilovezil wrote:
On February 18 2009 23:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:
On February 18 2009 23:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere.


Edit: Posting semi-porn at 8:30 am before leaving for class....


I woke up at 6 in the morning just so I could play diablo II before going to school during my high school days. Actually, it was quite bad because I'd play d2 every millisecond of time I could spare.

I can trump that. During my elementary school time, I always got up at 6 in the morning to play Monopoly against myself! And of course I played Diablo2 8 hours a day later too, but that seems to be quite common. I wonder what my childhood would have been if I had siblings...


errr
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 18 2009 18:50 GMT
#17
When I was in elementary school I wore red short shorts with NO underpants.

I read a physics textbook I didn't understand in the corner and spat on people who tried to talk to me. I had lots of friends.
RIP Aaliyah
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
February 18 2009 18:54 GMT
#18
On February 19 2009 03:50 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
When I was in elementary school I wore red short shorts with NO underpants.

I read a physics textbook I didn't understand in the corner and spat on people who tried to talk to me. I had lots of friends.


Trust him. He's a doctor.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 18 2009 18:55 GMT
#19
Yeah I was basically really popular.

Good thing I never shit my pants, that would have sucked. It would have fallen out ;__;
RIP Aaliyah
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
February 18 2009 19:39 GMT
#20
when i started reading it i forgot u said it was a dream i was like wtf kinda story is this?
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
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