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Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
February 11 2009 00:58 GMT
#21
really not even remotely funny
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
February 11 2009 00:58 GMT
#22
On February 11 2009 09:54 Tensai176 wrote:
I thought this was supposed to be a secret?

o_O

If it's been said one billion times already, I think it's safe to say it's no longer a secret.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
TheFlashyOne
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada450 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-11 00:59:39
February 11 2009 00:59 GMT
#23
hey, i got the Terran and Zerg secret. it goes like this.....



ah fuck it , its too complicated.
Don't Spend your Life Dreaming, Live your Dream
Antipathy
Profile Joined June 2008
United States222 Posts
February 11 2009 01:04 GMT
#24
Great build-up/story. Fail punchline.
"All give some, some give all"
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 11 2009 01:06 GMT
#25
you need all the numbers, p, b, g, a, t, v, d, r, z, tab, shift, ctrl, at the very least ~_~
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 11 2009 01:06 GMT
#26
On February 11 2009 10:04 DaleKim25 wrote:
Great build-up/story. Fail punchline.


this
imperfect
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada1652 Posts
February 11 2009 01:07 GMT
#27
at C+,
1a2a3a doesn't work against terrans anymore T_T

but yeah, maybe 1-2 years ago -______-.
blind bisu free and anytime fanboy.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24740 Posts
February 11 2009 01:10 GMT
#28
On February 11 2009 10:06 thedeadhaji wrote:
you need all the numbers, p, b, g, a, t, v, d, r, z, tab, shift, ctrl, at the very least ~_~

Don't forget y

Btw do you really need tab? O.o
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SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
February 11 2009 01:24 GMT
#29
lol, so many haters.
1a2a3a4a1a2a3a4a1a2a3a4a
We evolve yo.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
February 11 2009 01:24 GMT
#30
oh...people are still using this as an excuse for sucking?
SCC-Caliban
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-11 01:27:59
February 11 2009 01:26 GMT
#31
This is the only well done 1a2a3a joke I've ever seen...
The only reason this didn't get a warmer welcome as far as I can tell is because people hate Raptor.

Might be time for a new account buddy, and hold off on the wet dick threads.

As far as 1a2a3a jokes themselves, I'm a zerg player and was sick and fucking tired of them since I didn't laugh/rolled my eyes at the first one.
xmShake
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1100 Posts
February 11 2009 01:31 GMT
#32
I saw this coming before I even opened the thread.
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
February 11 2009 01:34 GMT
#33
at least need a b key for build, v for advanced buildings, z d t k for units and p key for probes and pylons.
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
February 11 2009 01:37 GMT
#34
LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY DUDE

+ Show Spoiler +
HAHAHA+ Show Spoiler +
your not funny
hazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom570 Posts
February 11 2009 01:37 GMT
#35
*yawn* at least make the story believable first (and funny)
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
February 11 2009 01:41 GMT
#36
On February 11 2009 09:59 TheFlashyOne wrote:
hey, i got the Terran and Zerg secret. it goes like this.....



ah fuck it , its too complicated.


hahahahaha
UNFUCK YOURSELF
~_~
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada239 Posts
February 11 2009 01:41 GMT
#37
On February 11 2009 10:31 xmShake wrote:
I saw this coming before I even opened the thread.


I thought i saw this coming before I opened the thread. When I started reading I though "Wait a minute maybe this isn't..." then i scrolled down and saw the pic.

: |
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
February 11 2009 01:41 GMT
#38
lol@ Tl bandwagon
I for one thought it was lawl
1a2a3a ez
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
February 11 2009 01:44 GMT
#39
LoL

and fail too
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 11 2009 01:47 GMT
#40
Great blog bro.
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