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Blogs > EsX_Raptor
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Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
February 11 2009 00:58 GMT
#21
really not even remotely funny
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
February 11 2009 00:58 GMT
#22
On February 11 2009 09:54 Tensai176 wrote:
I thought this was supposed to be a secret?

o_O

If it's been said one billion times already, I think it's safe to say it's no longer a secret.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
TheFlashyOne
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada450 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-11 00:59:39
February 11 2009 00:59 GMT
#23
hey, i got the Terran and Zerg secret. it goes like this.....



ah fuck it , its too complicated.
Don't Spend your Life Dreaming, Live your Dream
Antipathy
Profile Joined June 2008
United States222 Posts
February 11 2009 01:04 GMT
#24
Great build-up/story. Fail punchline.
"All give some, some give all"
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 11 2009 01:06 GMT
#25
you need all the numbers, p, b, g, a, t, v, d, r, z, tab, shift, ctrl, at the very least ~_~
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 11 2009 01:06 GMT
#26
On February 11 2009 10:04 DaleKim25 wrote:
Great build-up/story. Fail punchline.


this
imperfect
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada1652 Posts
February 11 2009 01:07 GMT
#27
at C+,
1a2a3a doesn't work against terrans anymore T_T

but yeah, maybe 1-2 years ago -______-.
blind bisu free and anytime fanboy.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24676 Posts
February 11 2009 01:10 GMT
#28
On February 11 2009 10:06 thedeadhaji wrote:
you need all the numbers, p, b, g, a, t, v, d, r, z, tab, shift, ctrl, at the very least ~_~

Don't forget y

Btw do you really need tab? O.o
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
February 11 2009 01:24 GMT
#29
lol, so many haters.
1a2a3a4a1a2a3a4a1a2a3a4a
We evolve yo.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
February 11 2009 01:24 GMT
#30
oh...people are still using this as an excuse for sucking?
SCC-Caliban
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-11 01:27:59
February 11 2009 01:26 GMT
#31
This is the only well done 1a2a3a joke I've ever seen...
The only reason this didn't get a warmer welcome as far as I can tell is because people hate Raptor.

Might be time for a new account buddy, and hold off on the wet dick threads.

As far as 1a2a3a jokes themselves, I'm a zerg player and was sick and fucking tired of them since I didn't laugh/rolled my eyes at the first one.
xmShake
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1100 Posts
February 11 2009 01:31 GMT
#32
I saw this coming before I even opened the thread.
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
February 11 2009 01:34 GMT
#33
at least need a b key for build, v for advanced buildings, z d t k for units and p key for probes and pylons.
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
February 11 2009 01:37 GMT
#34
LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY DUDE

+ Show Spoiler +
HAHAHA+ Show Spoiler +
your not funny
hazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom570 Posts
February 11 2009 01:37 GMT
#35
*yawn* at least make the story believable first (and funny)
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
February 11 2009 01:41 GMT
#36
On February 11 2009 09:59 TheFlashyOne wrote:
hey, i got the Terran and Zerg secret. it goes like this.....



ah fuck it , its too complicated.


hahahahaha
UNFUCK YOURSELF
~_~
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada239 Posts
February 11 2009 01:41 GMT
#37
On February 11 2009 10:31 xmShake wrote:
I saw this coming before I even opened the thread.


I thought i saw this coming before I opened the thread. When I started reading I though "Wait a minute maybe this isn't..." then i scrolled down and saw the pic.

: |
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
February 11 2009 01:41 GMT
#38
lol@ Tl bandwagon
I for one thought it was lawl
1a2a3a ez
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
February 11 2009 01:44 GMT
#39
LoL

and fail too
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 11 2009 01:47 GMT
#40
Great blog bro.
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