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clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
January 19 2009 04:24 GMT
#1
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****
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
January 19 2009 04:27 GMT
#2
I like the ice cream part! Because of the truth inherent within...
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
b3tty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada216 Posts
January 19 2009 04:27 GMT
#3
rofl @ the last one
so funny : )
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
January 19 2009 04:27 GMT
#4
Oh man the last one where it goes from one girl bending her leg to the two girls.

I freaking lol'ed
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
JIJIyO
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1957 Posts
January 19 2009 04:28 GMT
#5
This is gold! Absolutely hilarious!!
KT_Violet
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
January 19 2009 04:28 GMT
#6
yesss beeerrrr
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
January 19 2009 04:32 GMT
#7
haha epic!
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
January 19 2009 04:32 GMT
#8
Lol
Beer = win
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
January 19 2009 04:34 GMT
#9
whoah!
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Initial_H.C.
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada560 Posts
January 19 2009 04:41 GMT
#10
Amazing lol
Tekin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2711 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-19 04:55:43
January 19 2009 04:53 GMT
#11
interesting, its kind of true though.

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haha love this one
Cheers! //¯◡◡¯\\ 문채원 | 한지우 -___-
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
January 19 2009 05:08 GMT
#12
hahaha @ the ice cream
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
January 19 2009 05:09 GMT
#13
hahahaha good one
w/e
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 19 2009 05:09 GMT
#14
lol so true. as am i glad
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
January 19 2009 05:13 GMT
#15
guy->beer->girl->bed is pretty epic
Antipathy
Profile Joined June 2008
United States222 Posts
January 19 2009 05:28 GMT
#16
These are great, they definitely are making it into my funny pictures collection.
"All give some, some give all"
Lhyviathan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Australia975 Posts
January 19 2009 05:37 GMT
#17
Proof that being a male is life on EZ mode.
Nal_rA = The Fourth Race
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
January 19 2009 05:37 GMT
#18
Being male can be said as having the easy gender.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
January 19 2009 05:44 GMT
#19
Holy shit, these are great!
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
January 19 2009 05:46 GMT
#20
wow, these are so good
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
January 19 2009 06:13 GMT
#21
Haha, so sexist, but I laughed pretty hard.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 19 2009 06:15 GMT
#22
On January 19 2009 13:24 clazziquai wrote:
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hahaha i love the last part of that diagram ^^
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
January 19 2009 06:24 GMT
#23
quick, someone get the picture of girls = evil.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-19 06:35:57
January 19 2009 06:34 GMT
#24
AHahHAhHAha this is amazing fun
Last one is so true lol... male restroom super short lines always
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Demoninja
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1190 Posts
January 19 2009 07:05 GMT
#25
I was honestly expecting a link to this http://web.mac.com/craigstrimel/iWeb/Site/I'm Glad I'm a Boy.html
TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
January 19 2009 07:08 GMT
#26
God...I haven't laughed like that in awhile. Thanks.

5/5
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
January 19 2009 08:47 GMT
#27
no icream for the girl who settles down ...
that sux for her
I feel like pwning noobs
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
January 19 2009 08:49 GMT
#28
loool, guys FTW.
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
JoeSaddles
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States344 Posts
January 19 2009 09:04 GMT
#29
lol I thank god everyday that I am a man =p Girls are WAY too crazy I can't imagine what it would be like living with their kind of thoughts and feelings etc.

I would replace the picture of the beer glass with a joint tho probably =p alcohol is bad for your heart and liver!!!
http://www.iccup.com/starcraft/gamingprofile/SaddleS.html
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
January 19 2009 09:11 GMT
#30
lol. these are awesome and also true!
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
January 19 2009 10:12 GMT
#31
The toilet paper section is fucked up. The empty roll leads to squatting and shouldn't be connected with the other 2 panels.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
KingofHearts
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Japan562 Posts
January 19 2009 12:55 GMT
#32
lol nice diagrams very creative.anymore?
moshi moshi~
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
January 20 2009 04:12 GMT
#33
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 20 2009 09:39 GMT
#34
ownt
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
January 20 2009 12:55 GMT
#35
On January 19 2009 19:12 HeadBangaa wrote:
The toilet paper section is fucked up. The empty roll leads to squatting and shouldn't be connected with the other 2 panels.


Lol, I thought I was the only one that noticed this.
u gotta sk8
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
January 21 2009 16:47 GMT
#36
Haha fantastic :D
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
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