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deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
January 03 2009 08:06 GMT
#21
A Tasteless response to this thread: L O L, I KNOW!!!
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
January 03 2009 08:23 GMT
#22
Lol.
Peace~
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
January 03 2009 08:26 GMT
#23
You look like a mafia, Joe.
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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
January 03 2009 09:31 GMT
#24
LOL THOUGHT YOU WERE MICHAEL PHELPS FOR A SECOND THERE.
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
January 03 2009 09:59 GMT
#25
On January 03 2009 18:31 OmgIRok wrote:
LOL THOUGHT YOU WERE MICHAEL PHELPS FOR A SECOND THERE.

Hahaha I see where you're coming from
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
January 03 2009 10:01 GMT
#26
On January 03 2009 18:31 OmgIRok wrote:
LOL THOUGHT YOU WERE MICHAEL PHELPS FOR A SECOND THERE.


HAHAHAHAAHHAA he's right.
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
January 03 2009 10:39 GMT
#27
Hi MS.
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
January 03 2009 11:39 GMT
#28
OP got his mom on skype to get unbanned. True story.
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hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
January 03 2009 12:03 GMT
#29
On January 03 2009 15:10 Brianne wrote:
"What does it mean if someone says you have a lot of potential?"

That's simple. Someone needs pussy. And/or ass/mouth.
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 03 2009 12:51 GMT
#30
Lmao, good one Joe.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
January 03 2009 13:52 GMT
#31
U have Vin Dieselface.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
January 03 2009 15:51 GMT
#32
Lol guys, give me cred for this awesome punch line I just made!
This neo violence, pure self defiance
BalloonFight
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States2007 Posts
January 03 2009 21:17 GMT
#33
Haha, I wake up to a PM and I'm thinking.. wtf a PM i rarely get those. Pm says PIX ARE POSTED. I lolzed. Respect to MS
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
January 04 2009 00:39 GMT
#34
thread relevance: 2/10
Punchline: 7/10
Michael Phelps : 9.5/10
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
January 04 2009 08:54 GMT
#35
hahahaha I don't know whether that's an insult or not, but I remember I was watching the Olympics with my girlfriends dad and I was laughing at him about how he looks like George Lopez (Hes a douche bag Puerto Rican fuckface) and then Phelps came on and he said I looked like Michael Phelps. I thought he was trying to get revenge, but clearly not.

PS: Puerto Rican cops do NOT enjoy having their appearance compared to that of George Lopez.
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Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
January 04 2009 10:43 GMT
#36
Are you MonkeySpanker?
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
January 05 2009 00:34 GMT
#37
What the hell is a monkeyspanker?
this guy does not look like me AT ALL.
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Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
January 05 2009 02:34 GMT
#38
LOL joey!

look i finally made a account!

p.s. u do look like Phelps rofl
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
January 05 2009 03:48 GMT
#39
On January 04 2009 19:43 Energies wrote:
Are you MonkeySpanker?

No, I think they just look alike and their birthdays are the same.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
January 05 2009 04:21 GMT
#40
And his profile lists his tsl-aka as mslegend.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
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