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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 18 2008 00:54 GMT
#1
so today in physiology we were continuing our dissection of some cats we got like a week ago. we store them in these 2 plastic bags, one inside the other, one for each cat, and put them in our morgue. anyways, so the cats are kind of... "juicy." it's the fluids from the cat and the formaldehyde they use to preserve it... anyways. so the bottom of the inner bag is filled with the cat "juices." the cats are fairly heavy, seeing as how they are drenched with these fluids. so a group went to put theirs back in their bag. the held the bag over the edge of the table and slid the cat in, feet first. unfortunately for them they let the cat go a little bit too early, it was about halfway in the bag. the cat slides down the bottom of the bag, rips through, and falls on the floor, along with it's "juices." how fun for their group to clean up.

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Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
December 18 2008 00:56 GMT
#2
mmm tasty
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
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Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
December 18 2008 00:59 GMT
#3
you dissect fucking cats? Thats sickening.
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 18 2008 01:01 GMT
#4
ok
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Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
December 18 2008 01:01 GMT
#5
Why are you preserving them when they taste nicer fresh?
No I'm never serious.
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
December 18 2008 01:05 GMT
#6
Lol, I remember doing this in my biology class last year, those preservatives smelled so bad :/. Also I got kicked out for cutting off the cat's tail......

Also you preserve them so that their bodies don't decompose before your cut them open.
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
December 18 2008 01:10 GMT
#7
we dissected piglets in my class.
Dissection was actually one of the most amazing things I've ever done at school. I thought it would be kinda stupid and gross but I'm really glad I did it. Did you guys remove the brains? That's the best part
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
December 18 2008 01:20 GMT
#8
Hacking into the skulls was so hard, our school only has scissors which were sharper than our super dull scalpels.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
December 18 2008 02:53 GMT
#9
good fuck cats
we did pig fetuses and these big ass rabits, they both smelled horrid but were pretty interesting.
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Igakusei
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States610 Posts
December 18 2008 03:01 GMT
#10
I HATED dissection in high school (crawfish, worms, etc)... but in College once we started doing mammals it became extremely fun. My phys class next quarter has a cadaver lab
jhk82094
Profile Joined October 2008
United States43 Posts
December 18 2008 03:17 GMT
#11
we're doing fruit flies in my bio class. exciting.
hi
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
December 18 2008 03:28 GMT
#12
I dissected a squid once. True story.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
December 18 2008 03:33 GMT
#13
On December 18 2008 12:17 jhk82094 wrote:
we're doing fruit flies in my bio class. exciting.

We did fruit flies too, somehow they escaped their containers and formed a swarm in our classroom. We had a day of finding and killing fruit flies during the last week of school and extra credit for the person who got the most.
imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
December 18 2008 03:35 GMT
#14
aw i only got to dissect pigs or something
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itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-18 03:46:27
December 18 2008 03:45 GMT
#15
i know exactly how juicy each of those cats are. back in HS i was incharge of preparing them and putting them in freezers. a couple of packages came with leaks and it got on my hands. instead of washing my hands, I WENT DIRECTLY TO GO EAT CHICKEN TENDER AND FRIES.
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Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3684 Posts
December 18 2008 04:00 GMT
#16
On December 18 2008 12:35 imDerek wrote:
aw i only got to dissect pigs or something


Nope. Pigs were lots of fun. I was reenacting lord of the flies.
Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
December 18 2008 06:00 GMT
#17
On December 18 2008 09:59 Dazed_Spy wrote:
you dissect fucking cats? Thats sickening.


I dissect dead people. Is that bad? Or worse?

ohh noes!
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 18 2008 06:03 GMT
#18
On December 18 2008 13:00 Durak wrote:
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On December 18 2008 12:35 imDerek wrote:
aw i only got to dissect pigs or something


Nope. Pigs were lots of fun. I was reenacting lord of the flies.

That movie/book was so fucked up O_o
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
December 18 2008 08:02 GMT
#19
On December 18 2008 09:59 Dazed_Spy wrote:
you dissect fucking cats? Thats sickening.


LOL u serious? People dissect a lot of animals/mammals in science classes
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 19 2008 00:18 GMT
#20
On December 18 2008 17:02 MetalMarine wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2008 09:59 Dazed_Spy wrote:
you dissect fucking cats? Thats sickening.


LOL u serious? People dissect a lot of animals/mammals in science classes


i think he was, he rated my blog 1 star.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 19 2008 05:03 GMT
#21
On December 18 2008 09:59 Dazed_Spy wrote:
you dissect fucking cats? Thats sickening.


So how would YOU train med students genius.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 19 2008 05:04 GMT
#22
Now a dog, that would just be plain wrong.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 19 2008 05:09 GMT
#23
You know what they do with the cats before they kill them?

H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
December 19 2008 07:12 GMT
#24
that video wasn't very funny at all
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Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
December 19 2008 07:12 GMT
#25
or even extreme
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 19 2008 07:41 GMT
#26
On December 19 2008 16:12 H_ wrote:
that video wasn't very funny at all

On December 19 2008 16:12 H_ wrote:
or even extreme

I don't see how it was extreme but I did chuckle a little bit.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Mooga
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States575 Posts
December 19 2008 07:53 GMT
#27
On December 19 2008 16:12 H_ wrote:
or even extreme


That's actually special BBQ sauce made specifically for cats. If you didn't think that was extreme enough, you should see the cooking process. NEDM anyone?
Mooga
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States575 Posts
December 19 2008 16:28 GMT
#28
No, srsly guys, that wasn't a rhetorical question. Who here has NEDM?
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 19 2008 21:25 GMT
#29
who here has not even doom music?

i don't get what you're asking.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
TimmyMac
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada499 Posts
December 20 2008 06:48 GMT
#30
Wait till you get to university and do humans.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
December 20 2008 07:29 GMT
#31
i remember pig.
Yes brain was fun haha
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