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Chugging Maple Syrup...

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DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
December 17 2008 02:21 GMT
#1
So in school today we had breakfast for lunch: french toast, sausage, ect ect ect. At each table there's a large jug of maple syrup probably containing anywhere from 20oz to 25oz of Maple Syrup....

As we got into our random lunch convo's I ask how much the table will pay me to chug the thing. They come up with $20, and after a little thinking on my part, and a little egging on on their part I drink the whole thing in like 30 sec. Similar to the scene in Super Troopers you've most likely seen.

I have to say it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever done. I was completely fine for the next half hour of lunch; hitting a sugar rush 10min later, and shaking uncontrollably. But at about the half hour mark it hit me and my stomach proceeded to ache like hell for the next 5 hours. About 2 hours after initial contact I was damn close to puking, like the point where your mouth starts to salivate right before you puke, but I held it in. Now even the scent of maple syrup makes me gag, much like after a night of partying a little too hard and the next day you can't even stand the smell of alcohol.

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Poll: Would you do it for $20?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
(Vote): More $
(Vote): I'd of done it for free...


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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6637 Posts
December 17 2008 02:26 GMT
#2
If the offer came up I would almost undoubtedly do it, but after learning of the possible consequences from your experience I vow to never do it lol.
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Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25981 Posts
December 17 2008 02:29 GMT
#3
My friend did it for $40 during homecoming (at ~10 am when we were all drunk). He said he tried to puke but it was basically so sticky it wouldn't come back up and he felt seriously ill for the rest of the day.
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ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
December 17 2008 02:29 GMT
#4
aw man i would've done it if i didn't know maple syrup would make you feel that bad afterwards.
i guess too much of anything isnt good.
i still love maple syrup tho =[
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ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
December 17 2008 02:30 GMT
#5
Wow, did you at least pancakes after that. I find maple syrup pretty sweet, I can't eat unless it's along with pancakes.

And no, I wouldn't do it. I already feel pain in my stomach by just eating a salad and lettuce.
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d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
December 17 2008 02:32 GMT
#6
I'd do it for free if it was a maple syrup of my choice (Most maple syrup I've had in the states is terrible)
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NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
December 17 2008 02:35 GMT
#7


Very related. Unfortunately the clip cuts out before "When those boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy". Best line of the scene.
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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11583 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-17 02:44:15
December 17 2008 02:43 GMT
#8
wat kind of maple syrup was it? Aunt Jemima hell no, but if it was REAL maple syurp MAYBE... If it was warm i'd do it, but if it was just room temperature, probably not.
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DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
December 17 2008 02:59 GMT
#9
It's basically the most watered down maple syrup you'd ever taste... pretty much something a school would buy wholesale. So it went down pretty easy and wasn't too think, but didn't taste very good at all.
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3684 Posts
December 17 2008 03:40 GMT
#10
One of my friends said it was impossible to chug a liter of milk and not use the washroom/puke for two hours. I said I'd do it if he paid for the milk. I did it. Your syrup fisaco sounds equally stupid even though you got $20.
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
December 17 2008 04:01 GMT
#11
1 liter (34 oz) is autopuke when it comes to maple syrup, I don't think I'd do it for $20 since it's gotta be the worst puking of your life
ShloobeR
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Korea (South)3809 Posts
December 17 2008 05:32 GMT
#12
On December 17 2008 12:40 Durak wrote:
One of my friends said it was impossible to chug a liter of milk and not use the washroom/puke for two hours. I said I'd do it if he paid for the milk. I did it. Your syrup fisaco sounds equally stupid even though you got $20.


milk seems to affect every person differently...

i know for a fact i could do that and feel fine
: o )
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 17 2008 05:33 GMT
#13
I would ask for more but if they wouldn't get me anymore I would do it for 20$
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 17 2008 05:36 GMT
#14
On December 17 2008 12:40 Durak wrote:
One of my friends said it was impossible to chug a liter of milk and not use the washroom/puke for two hours. I said I'd do it if he paid for the milk. I did it. Your syrup fisaco sounds equally stupid even though you got $20.

From what I heard the rumour was is that it is impossible to drink 4L(yes 4 fucking litres) of milk(even chocolate milk) in under an hour without puking.
Of course I don't think I could drinking 4L of milk in a day even excluding the puking part but it is supposed to be impossible. And people have told me of some who tried it and they all failed. Even the really big guys who said "I can do it np".

IMO it's like saying "I bet you can't drinking 20L of milk in an hour!" because of how much 4L is. I don't think it would be possible to drink 4L of anything in an hour, not just milk.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
December 17 2008 05:41 GMT
#15
25 oz of high fructose corn syrup?
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GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
December 17 2008 05:55 GMT
#16
I wonder how much glucose was in your urine. Also, did you have to urinate a lot after you drank it? Having too much sugar in your blood will act as an osmotic diuretic (makes you urinate more).
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42870 Posts
December 17 2008 10:06 GMT
#17
No.
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Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
December 17 2008 10:43 GMT
#18
I would. Easy money.

I've done this and chugged a cup of 8 eggs and haven't really felt any illness of some sort. Guess everyone's different.
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poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
December 17 2008 11:06 GMT
#19
great way to never want to have maple syrup ever again..
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
December 17 2008 11:43 GMT
#20
God that is a horrible story. Only for $20 too. How old are you? Jesus...
Not bad for a cat toy.
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