EPT
I met him several years ago for the first time through a mutual friend at a booking club that is now closed that was called Juliana. We were in a room and he spoke retarded english to me but in a very engaging, upbeat, and friendly manner. My first impression of him was great but never could have I expected what I was getting myself into.
I'm sitting there in the room with Shin-il as the waiter keeps bringing in girls. I am continuing to fail with girls, sometimes having decent conversations, got a couple numbers but they were the courtesy "arg I'll just give this guy my number then never answer his calls or texts" kinda thing. Girls in Korea would rather do that then say "No." straight up because once they give you their number they know you'll let them leave without any struggle and its a more efficient way of leaving politely than saying "No." and having to worry about some loser being like "WHY NOTTTTT?? YOU DONT LIKE MEEEEE?" Anyways I'm just getting warmed up and getting my buzz going but Shin-il is already deep in conversation with this girl educating her about random bullshit of how fucked up celebrities lives are. She's sitting there looking at him in awe like a 6 year old girl in a prarie full of dandilions staring up into the cloudy blue sky dreaming of what could come of life as he talks about the glamorous high life. She was a 9.5 out of 10. Killer body and really cute face. Normally girls this hot in the clubs of Korea are really prissy and put up a shield unless a really handsome guy with killer game goes to work on them. Not saying that Shin-il is bad looking by any means, he's an actor after all, but he's 36 and no superstar and this 22 year old korean angel has melted into a puddle of goo within minutes of meeting him.
I'm sitting there taking shots alone as the other friend is also having a conversation with another girl. Shin-il then asks me "Whats the matter?" and I'm like "Nothing lol, why?" I see his 22 year old girl looking at me sit there empty handed after a few complete failures and I can feel her judging me like "How is this white retard hanging out with this baller." Not that I minded because my mood was fine and it was just a 'bleh' night so far and I never go out with any expectations anyways. Shin-il then goes "Dan do you want me to show you how its done?" I'm like "haha sure."
He then starts staring at the boobs of the 22 year old vixen still sitting next to him. He doesn't say anything he just keeps squinting his eyebrows suggesting confusion as he stares at her tits. Eventually she goes "Wtf what are you looking at?" He then cocks his head back a little bit a squints one eye to further suggest a state of confusion as he continues to stare at her tits. She then goes "WTF" and grabs his glasses off his face. He then grabs them back and goes "Are those real or fake?" Then she replies "What do you think?" He smoothly replies "I don't know but I'm about to find out!" and suddenly reaches up and grabs her right tit with his right hand and squeezes a little bit as she makes a distorted screech, scoots away, and slaps his arm really hard in disgust."WHAT THE FUCK?" she screamed then stormed out the room.
I'm like "hahaha thats how it's done? GOOD JOB....well even though she left that was fucking awesome LOL" and he laughs calmly and replies "She'll be back." Standard drinking and partying continues for a couple hours until you know who opens our night club door and peeps her head back in at 3:30 AM. He was talking to a girl when she came in but he waved her in and patted to his right for her to sit down because the other girl was on his left. She sits down and the ownage continues. He's now working two hot girls that don't even know eachother and neither of them are leaving. What the fuck is going on how is he doing this. He wasn't even feeding them alcohol but they seemed intoxicated by his aura. Fuck at this point he was making even me feel giddy. He then told the second girl that she should leave and go play with her friends because he wanted to be one on one with the 22 year old again. The girl says okay then gets his number before leaving. I keep failing with the girls because I'm not even paying attention to them I'm just entranced by his ownage and trying to figure out what the fuck he's doing right. Eventually 30 minutes later they are getting kinda close in the corner of the room. He makes a move like he is going to kiss her and she takes the bait and moves her head in for the kiss. He then suddenly pulls his head back with a smile and slowly pushes her head back by pushing her nose lightly with his index finger. "I don't kiss on the first date. But you can give me your number too if you want." She looks around embarassed hoping no one saw that and fumbles like an idiot to pull her phone out. He gets her number and she leaves to go back to her friends and we leave the club to go eat.
I was like "Damn man you really did show me how its done teach me lol...but why didn't you kiss her?" He's like "Why would I do that? Really hot and young means a lot of really hot and young friends. You don't go to a buffet and just fill up your plate with the first tasty looking thing you see, you gotta save yourself some space to sample everything. Oh and they were real by the way." A modern day Nietzsche.
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From other thread btw:
A long time ago at one of my hyungs birthday parties at this bar we did the standard tradition get a big ass fruit bowl or whatever and ppl take turns pouring shit into the 'birthday mix.' We went nuts on this one, there was over a bottle of soju in it, a lot of beer, a random banana peel (? lol), cola, whiskey, and vodka (not much of those though prolly a shot or two equivalent of each).
My hyung then picked up the big bowl and smelled it and the expression on his face was hilarious (PEE-YEW). The girls started screaming in horror like "OH MY GOD NO DONT DRINK I NOOO OMG." We are all fist pumping "마셔라 시발새끼" (fucking drink it mother fucker) and the girls are cringing and covering their faces. The hyung with his disgusted face goes "못 마셔같애..." (i don't think i can drink this). And we are all like '시발새끼 뭐야 마셔' (mother fucker what the fuck drink it).
Then he instantly changes his facial expression to that of an ultra confident maniac about to whip some serious ass (he's an actor) and pauses looking at us all like we are insects.
Silence is all around as we stare for a few seconds then he holds the bowl up to his mouth and downs the whole fucking thing, chews on the banana peel like a psychotic retard, then spits it on right on the table infront of the girl next to him, slams the bowl down and looks around at all of us states very firmly:
"더 줘." (give me more).
