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Korea (South)17174 Posts
His name is Shin-il. Though when we talk to him we call him "Hyung" which is Korean for "big bro" as a sign of respect and just general Korean culture. Though, when we talk about him amongst ourselves we refer to him as "The Nil" or "Big Nilly" or "The Hyung" or "What a fucking Monster." One name is not enough for this man. Not only is acting his profession but he is a social chameleon of sorts as he can blend into any situation. He is 36 years old and while my friends and I who are his real friends, are much younger than he he, his heart is right there with us. No one balls harder than Kim Shin-il.
I met him several years ago for the first time through a mutual friend at a booking club that is now closed that was called Juliana. We were in a room and he spoke retarded english to me but in a very engaging, upbeat, and friendly manner. My first impression of him was great but never could have I expected what I was getting myself into.
I'm sitting there in the room with Shin-il as the waiter keeps bringing in girls. I am continuing to fail with girls, sometimes having decent conversations, got a couple numbers but they were the courtesy "arg I'll just give this guy my number then never answer his calls or texts" kinda thing. Girls in Korea would rather do that then say "No." straight up because once they give you their number they know you'll let them leave without any struggle and its a more efficient way of leaving politely than saying "No." and having to worry about some loser being like "WHY NOTTTTT?? YOU DONT LIKE MEEEEE?" Anyways I'm just getting warmed up and getting my buzz going but Shin-il is already deep in conversation with this girl educating her about random bullshit of how fucked up celebrities lives are. She's sitting there looking at him in awe like a 6 year old girl in a prarie full of dandilions staring up into the cloudy blue sky dreaming of what could come of life as he talks about the glamorous high life. She was a 9.5 out of 10. Killer body and really cute face. Normally girls this hot in the clubs of Korea are really prissy and put up a shield unless a really handsome guy with killer game goes to work on them. Not saying that Shin-il is bad looking by any means, he's an actor after all, but he's 36 and no superstar and this 22 year old korean angel has melted into a puddle of goo within minutes of meeting him.
I'm sitting there taking shots alone as the other friend is also having a conversation with another girl. Shin-il then asks me "Whats the matter?" and I'm like "Nothing lol, why?" I see his 22 year old girl looking at me sit there empty handed after a few complete failures and I can feel her judging me like "How is this white retard hanging out with this baller." Not that I minded because my mood was fine and it was just a 'bleh' night so far and I never go out with any expectations anyways. Shin-il then goes "Dan do you want me to show you how its done?" I'm like "haha sure."
He then starts staring at the boobs of the 22 year old vixen still sitting next to him. He doesn't say anything he just keeps squinting his eyebrows suggesting confusion as he stares at her tits. Eventually she goes "Wtf what are you looking at?" He then cocks his head back a little bit a squints one eye to further suggest a state of confusion as he continues to stare at her tits. She then goes "WTF" and grabs his glasses off his face. He then grabs them back and goes "Are those real or fake?" Then she replies "What do you think?" He smoothly replies "I don't know but I'm about to find out!" and suddenly reaches up and grabs her right tit with his right hand and squeezes a little bit as she makes a distorted screech, scoots away, and slaps his arm really hard in disgust."WHAT THE FUCK?" she screamed then stormed out the room.
I'm like "hahaha thats how it's done? GOOD JOB....well even though she left that was fucking awesome LOL" and he laughs calmly and replies "She'll be back." Standard drinking and partying continues for a couple hours until you know who opens our night club door and peeps her head back in at 3:30 AM. He was talking to a girl when she came in but he waved her in and patted to his right for her to sit down because the other girl was on his left. She sits down and the ownage continues. He's now working two hot girls that don't even know eachother and neither of them are leaving. What the fuck is going on how is he doing this. He wasn't even feeding them alcohol but they seemed intoxicated by his aura. Fuck at this point he was making even me feel giddy. He then told the second girl that she should leave and go play with her friends because he wanted to be one on one with the 22 year old again. The girl says okay then gets his number before leaving. I keep failing with the girls because I'm not even paying attention to them I'm just entranced by his ownage and trying to figure out what the fuck he's doing right. Eventually 30 minutes later they are getting kinda close in the corner of the room. He makes a move like he is going to kiss her and she takes the bait and moves her head in for the kiss. He then suddenly pulls his head back with a smile and slowly pushes her head back by pushing her nose lightly with his index finger. "I don't kiss on the first date. But you can give me your number too if you want." She looks around embarassed hoping no one saw that and fumbles like an idiot to pull her phone out. He gets her number and she leaves to go back to her friends and we leave the club to go eat.
I was like "Damn man you really did show me how its done teach me lol...but why didn't you kiss her?" He's like "Why would I do that? Really hot and young means a lot of really hot and young friends. You don't go to a buffet and just fill up your plate with the first tasty looking thing you see, you gotta save yourself some space to sample everything. Oh and they were real by the way." A modern day Nietzsche.
From other thread btw:
A long time ago at one of my hyungs birthday parties at this bar we did the standard tradition get a big ass fruit bowl or whatever and ppl take turns pouring shit into the 'birthday mix.' We went nuts on this one, there was over a bottle of soju in it, a lot of beer, a random banana peel (? lol), cola, whiskey, and vodka (not much of those though prolly a shot or two equivalent of each).
My hyung then picked up the big bowl and smelled it and the expression on his face was hilarious (PEE-YEW). The girls started screaming in horror like "OH MY GOD NO DONT DRINK I NOOO OMG." We are all fist pumping "마셔라 시발새끼" (fucking drink it mother fucker) and the girls are cringing and covering their faces. The hyung with his disgusted face goes "못 마셔같애..." (i don't think i can drink this). And we are all like '시발새끼 뭐야 마셔' (mother fucker what the fuck drink it).
Then he instantly changes his facial expression to that of an ultra confident maniac about to whip some serious ass (he's an actor) and pauses looking at us all like we are insects.
Silence is all around as we stare for a few seconds then he holds the bowl up to his mouth and downs the whole fucking thing, chews on the banana peel like a psychotic retard, then spits it on right on the table infront of the girl next to him, slams the bowl down and looks around at all of us states very firmly:
"더 줘." (give me more).
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MrHoon
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posting in a rekrul thread
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hahahahah "she'll be back" after just groping her
hahahah he sounds hilarious
I wouldve died laughing right there
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thedeadhaji
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another awesome story from rekrul. made my day. let me know if you figure out his technique!
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What a stud 
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"I don't know but I'm about to find out!" LOL wtf
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On December 04 2008 18:19 Frits wrote:
hahahahah "she'll be back" after just groping her
hahahah he sounds hilarious
I wouldve died laughing right there
this
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BALLER SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
5/5
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Fucking finally someone comes in here with a decent girl story with a guy who knows how to get it done.
Jesus we've only had train wrecks thus far.
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haha rekruls korea threads are always a nice read.
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I am flabbergasted. I wanna scholarship in Shin-il university. >_<
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lol 5/5 great read. your stories are always so entertaining
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That picture is hilarious LOL and an awesome read.
I want more blogs! ^_^;
Has this actor appeared in any dramas/films?
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
well he's been in plenty of dramas but never any major roles
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hahaha oh wow, great story
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thedeadhaji
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I definitely have more respect for a small time actor who grinds it out with his skills only than a production company backed young hotshot.
respect yo
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
the famous actor that get big deals usually have a lot of talent too, they were just the select few that were lucky enough to get big-time somehow. no reason to respect one or the other more.
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he got some serious game, dude
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I wouldn't say i would go gay for him but if i met him and he wanted to he would probably smooth talk me into it.
awesome blog
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Rekrul owns!!
moar moar!!
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
funny side story --
draco was at a night club with me but i left early but late in the night shin-il was still there with him and some ohers and leaving the club draco ws drunk being a complete idiot as usual acting like a cocky fuck and pissed some korean guy off rly bad to the point of punching draco and then shinil jumped in and saved that little white progamer from a certain ass whooping
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Spenguin
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Teach me plz...=(.
No but seriously that's fucking ownage. I bet he's good at sc.
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That's awesome. Some people just have what it takes, I guess.
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You always deliver man
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Netherlands19129 Posts
Haha this thread delivers!
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On December 04 2008 19:33 Rekrul wrote:
funny side story --
draco was at a night club with me but i left early but late in the night shin-il was still there with him and some ohers and leaving the club draco ws drunk being a complete idiot as usual acting like a cocky fuck and pissed some korean guy off rly bad to the point of punching draco and then shinil jumped in and saved that little white progamer from a certain ass whooping
now im waiting for some fanboys to start bashing you for this ! xD
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his real name is kim shin il?
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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Belgium9945 Posts
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WIN FUCKING WIN:
Then he instantly changes his facial expression to that of an ultra confident maniac about to whip some serious ass (he's an actor) and pauses looking at us all like we are insects.
Silence is all around as we stare for a few seconds then he holds the bowl up to his mouth and downs the whole fucking thing, chews on the banana peel like a psychotic retard, then spits it on right on the table infront of the girl next to him, slams the bowl down and looks around at all of us states very firmly:
"더 줘." (give me more)
wiiiin!
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
ahahahahha what a monster
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Send the link to this thread to him on his next birthday as a present.
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On December 04 2008 19:33 Rekrul wrote:
funny side story --
draco was at a night club with me but i left early but late in the night shin-il was still there with him and some ohers and leaving the club draco ws drunk being a complete idiot as usual acting like a cocky fuck and pissed some korean guy off rly bad to the point of punching draco and then shinil jumped in and saved that little white progamer from a certain ass whooping
These are the type of stories we likez =)
I used to think all the trashing towards Draco being a complete antisocial guy in the SparkyZ house was due to maybe racism or just w/e...
But being cocky and stupid when you go out to bars with you guys sounds to me that he was a pretty dumb and almost getting his ass beat LOL
shin il ftw ^^
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Seems as if Nil has A+ game.....Sounds like the perfect wingman...
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god your stories are fucking great i love it
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Netherlands4511 Posts
draco seemed like a cool guy at wcg, dunno where all this other stuff comes from!
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United States37500 Posts
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5/5 easy. I want to meet this guy and wish I was there!
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O_O!!
On December 04 2008 17:57 Rekrul wrote:
"Oh and they were real by the way."
=D
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so, did he ever teach you his skills? or did you just keep watching and learn for yourself?
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so this is rekrul's teacher...
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On December 04 2008 18:54 kefkalives wrote:
Rekrul #1 blogger So true.
Seriously if you have many lifestories of this kind you should think about writing a book.
Something like Tucker Max did, the short story format.
Maybe the money isn't good enough for you though. Dunno, just a thought.
Thanks for sharing! Very enjoyable.
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6/5
great stories from korea as usual!
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Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
Rek story = guaranteed must read
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WOW Lol I can't believe she came back. He really is the master.
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For all the hate English teachers get, Rekrul sure does tell a fucking good short story.
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On December 02 2008 17:15 Rekrul wrote:
2000 a week clubbing
600 a week at bars
800 a week on food
1000 a week on rent
300 a week on cabs
total: 4700 a week 18800 a month
you might want to find a new job
Haha. So this is what 18800 a month provides eh?
+ Show Spoiler +Btw taken from this thread
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On December 04 2008 18:00 MrHoon wrote:
posting in a rekrul thread
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On December 04 2008 18:19 Frits wrote:
hahahahah "she'll be back" after just groping her
hahahah he sounds hilarious
I wouldve died laughing right there
Hahah, serious skills right there.
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What a good read. I could just imagine the whole night going down through your eyes. Have this guy toss you his leftovers.
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I'm in awe just reading about the BigNil's baddassery.
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I was like "Damn man you really did show me how its done teach me lol...but why didn't you kiss her?" He's like "Why would I do that? Really hot and young means a lot of really hot and young friends. You don't go to a buffet and just fill up your plate with the first tasty looking thing you see, you gotta save yourself some space to sample everything. Oh and they were real by the way." A modern day Nietzsche.
Truer words have never being spoken.
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5/5
please next time post pics of boobs : P
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thanks for the necro, I would never have read this :o
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Korea (South)1897 Posts
lol the Nil, I had no idea you posted this, and damn 2008...Rek is more than the Nil now, in my opinion. lol.
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