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On December 02 2008 13:27 IntoTheWow wrote:
Oh 21 drinking age sucks. Well what do you usually do after work, or with friends. Can you go for a snack or something at a bar? (i don't know what's a normal thing to do after work since you don't drink). Abuse Christmas excuse.
Are holidays coming for you? she going on holiday somewhere is a good excuse to get to know her.
I have class after work usually, and on Friday night I have to practice for a Christmas skit : ((((((
But that way, I can say "I can pick you up later ...." which makes me seem cool and independent possibly. I don't think I should mention church, since I assume she's not religious (I'm not either, it's just a Korean church so they can help me study language, and the Bible is an interesting historical study, however maybe she'll think that since I'm non-Christian and go to church I'm open minded and enlightened).
If that fails, I'll ask her to start an orange for me.
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On December 02 2008 13:27 Zeller wrote:
You got this man, fuck it just enjoy yourself , and stop making this a big deal.
Word bro, at this point I'm just avoiding studying.
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I think part of the problem that you, and most people that make girl threads, seem to have is that you're thinking about it. You don't think about stuff like that, at least not to the extent that you ask for advice. You just do it. Clever, dumb, it doesn't matter how you do it (yeah yeah, there are some obvious things that you shouldn't do) as long as you do it and you're confident.
People get so caught up in the concept of "asking someone out" that they make these master plans and begin to lose their confidence, and they seem to forget that it's really as simple as saying "Hey, let's go do something." The simpler it is, the less risky it is and the more confident you seem.
Confidence seems to be where so many people have trouble. If it's that hard to be confident naturally, then just pretend that she already wants you really bad and that you know she'll say "yes" to whatever you ask her. If that kind of mentality is what it takes, then by all means go for it. But it's really not something that you need to get advice on, you should just do it without thinking. When you can get into that kind of mentality, you'll find yourself having a lot more success.
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bitches aint shit, but hoes and tricks
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On December 02 2008 13:11 LeperKahn wrote:
A. Pimp your ride.
B. Be a CEO.
C. Realize you're being played for cars and money.
D. ?????????
E. Profit
Added obligatory steps D and E.
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Hmm Orlandu I'm pretty sure you're right. I just like musing. You're right about confidence, but the rest of the advice (ITW) seems kind of legit too.
I guess it's ok if I fuck up, because next time I won't need a girl thread. I'll just remember how badly I fucked up before and improve upon it by not seeming like a spineless retard nerd econ tutor. But if that's the worst that can happen, it's great ^-^
I could just randomly die from a brain aneurysm, that keeps happening to people I know. Or I could be hit by a rocket propelled grenade. Both are worse.
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On December 02 2008 13:38 Hypnosis wrote:
Dont wait too long..
Next chance is my last I feel. She said she'll "be back" since finals are coming up. But since she's not an econ major I doubt she'll take anymore econ classes. But again, if I fuck up, I'll just never see her again and I can cry over my shattered pride in solitude like a real man!
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On December 02 2008 13:16 Ancestral wrote:Show nested quote +On December 02 2008 13:12 Zeller wrote:
Just stop givin a fuck so much.
Go up to her start some bullshit convo
Then throw in some cute line about taking her out to dinner. She's for it or she's not no biggie. College girls are usually devoid of passion except for getting drunk and then getting meat in them and then playing it off in some bullshit innocent way like they're not huge sluts.
Lol wtf. You sound like some bitter psychopath. Unfortunately, what you said is not the case at all and in all likelihood you are way too infatuated with this girl to see that she is just like a lot of other college girls.
But yeah, Orlandu.
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On December 02 2008 13:43 Insane Lane wrote:Show nested quote +On December 02 2008 13:16 Ancestral wrote:On December 02 2008 13:12 Zeller wrote:
Just stop givin a fuck so much.
Go up to her start some bullshit convo
Then throw in some cute line about taking her out to dinner. She's for it or she's not no biggie. College girls are usually devoid of passion except for getting drunk and then getting meat in them and then playing it off in some bullshit innocent way like they're not huge sluts. Lol wtf. You sound like some bitter psychopath. Unfortunately, what you said is not the case at all and in all likelihood you are way too infatuated with this girl to see that she is just like a lot of other college girls. But yeah, Orlandu.
Actually, I feel it is usually true. All my guy friends are like this too though (although they are devoid of passion except for getting drunk and then putting their meat in some slut and then talking about how big a pimp they are), it's kind of just the way it is. I assume she is the same, but at least between the drunken weekends she has righteous ambition.
Most the people I am talking about are business majors. Man I hate business majors. They have no aspiration usually and just want the easiest path to the most money. A lot of business students come to the tutor room because as soon as they come to something that requires real math that their "business calculus" courses didn't cover, they freak out and give up don't even bother to read the textbook.
I literally spend so much time with business majors just showing them where in their textbook the simple answer to their simple question is.
Sorry if you are hard working and a business major, I know you guys exist but so many stupid people are business majors because they are indecisive and just want a degree that looks good and a B- average.
Fuck
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Well... my experience with women in the past has been mostly similar to yours (aggro bitches FTW).
But I can pass you what one of my exes (who was a "smarty-pants hottie" like this girl) told me: it is more flattering/attractive when a guy is straight forward and bold about his attraction.
Like: "Hey I don't know how obvious I've been, but I've always thought you're hot." Pause (let it land). Now intention is clear. "I've just always been a sucker for brainy chicks". Poorly disguised flattery plus humor? Vagina status: soaking.
Now just straight-up ask: "How about I let you take me out this weekend?" It doesn't need to be extremely clever.
Just don't sneak it into the end of a sentence or something; any esteemed woman HATES that. And DON'T spill forth "feelings" and crap (but you probably already knew that. sorry evan!).
If she says no: not a big deal. She will be flattered, unless she's a self-obsessed bitchwhore, in which case you're better off anyways (as they say).
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United States3824 Posts
you allready have a one up on the girl because you tutor her. just work off of that.
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Oh and don't ask her out at the tutoring lab. Awk-ward.
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HeadBangaa, nice. That EvanTheBouncy story scares me though, I'm glad I've never really had deep romantic attractions to people. Sounds too complex  .
But yeah, I guess mentioning something about her being smart is good. Sneaking in is bad. It might be tough to say "I've always thought you're hot," and also a little scary / weird, given the circumstances.
cgrinker, agreed. I guess I am a pretty successful and diligent student with a bright future and plenty of accomplishments (maybe not really, but when swooning bitches I suppose I should act that way).
Luckily, I'm an athlete too (cycling). I wouldn't want to seem like a nerd.
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HeadBangaa, I don't know what else to do. Other than try to create some situation where I can see her outside of the "econ learning center," which is the goal anyway. I could just go hang out around the environmental sciences building like 24/7 and I will eventually "run into her by surprise," but that is hilariously retarded so I guess learning center it is.
The circumstances aren't ideal, but I'm a fucking baller so it shouldn't matter.
+ Show Spoiler +Just trying to work off the confidence notion, hope I don't overdo it
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Well I was just thinking it's taboo for you to ask her out as her tutor, but it's not that bad I s'pose.
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On December 02 2008 14:29 HeadBangaa wrote:
Well I was just thinking it's taboo for you to ask her out as her tutor, but it's not that bad I s'pose.
It's pretty informal, and like I said before, if she went to some authority and said "a tutor asked me out and I was made to feel uncomfortable," I would probably get in some kind of trouble.
Although if I sucked up and apologized and acted sorry, I'm pretty sure I could still keep my job. It's not like I'm going to say "hey slut you want some dick in you?" as hilarious as it would be for three seconds.
One of the other tutors hits on girls all the time, just never gets down to business. And he's still here. He's kind of charming though, but has an oddly shaped nose.
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Here's a genuine line. "I'm a dick and you're a cunt, so we should make a good couple." If she says yes then you know she's worth it. If she says no then punch her in the head and no hurt feelings. Win-win.
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On December 02 2008 14:44 Titusmaster6 wrote:
Here's a genuine line. "I'm a dick and you're a cunt, so we should make a good couple." If she says yes then you know she's worth it. If she says no then punch her in the head and no hurt feelings. Win-win.
The world would be a better place if more people acted in real life the way you humorously advocate on web forums.
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NEVER have sex with a girl with dreads. Are you crazy? You're not John fucking Cusack in High Fidelity.
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