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DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
November 13 2008 04:29 GMT
#1
But I can't, because I just got cannon rushed 3 games in a row. I really understand why Protoss is the gayest race ever (this is coming from a P user).

I'm 9pooling from now on.

**
vAltyR
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States581 Posts
November 13 2008 04:31 GMT
#2
9pool speedling build. if he's got cannons in your base, he's got nothing in his.

gg.
내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 13 2008 04:44 GMT
#3
is this by the same person cannon rushing you everytime? you shoulda learned your lesson, or at least scout better. if you scout a proxy pylon, you should think "o shit cannon rush" and immediately bring drones to kill the pylon before it completes.
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 13 2008 04:50 GMT
#4
ICCUP Protoss are so gay.

-Gas Steal
-Manner Pylon
-Cannon Rush
-Zeal Rush
-Recall
-Reaver Drop
-DT
-Storm Drop

RIP Aaliyah
Kami
Profile Joined July 2008
United States127 Posts
November 13 2008 04:53 GMT
#5
On November 13 2008 13:50 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
ICCUP Protoss are so gay.

-Gas Steal
-Manner Pylon
-Cannon Rush
-Zeal Rush
-Recall
-Reaver Drop
-DT
-Storm Drop



Hey, I got to C- by doing stuff like that.

110 apm won't get me anywhere with any other race.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-13 04:54:35
November 13 2008 04:54 GMT
#6
On November 13 2008 13:50 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
ICCUP Protoss are so gay.

-Gas Steal
-Manner Pylon
-Cannon Rush
-Zeal Rush
-Recall
-Reaver Drop
-DT
-Storm Drop


LOL, I'm probably the most manner Protoss on iCCup...
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
naventus
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1339 Posts
November 13 2008 04:55 GMT
#7
On November 13 2008 13:50 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
ICCUP Protoss are so gay.

-Gas Steal
-Manner Pylon
-Cannon Rush
-Zeal Rush
-Recall
-Reaver Drop
-DT
-Storm Drop



You forgot:

- 1 base all in
- 2 base all in
- Fast carrier
hmm.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 13 2008 04:58 GMT
#8
On November 13 2008 13:55 naventus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2008 13:50 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
ICCUP Protoss are so gay.

-Gas Steal
-Manner Pylon
-Cannon Rush
-Zeal Rush
-Recall
-Reaver Drop
-DT
-Storm Drop



You forgot:

- 1 base all in
- 2 base all in
- Fast carrier

and the stove!
that shit killed me =/
caught me off suprised(which is the whole point!)
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
NrG.ZaM
Profile Joined March 2008
United States267 Posts
November 13 2008 04:58 GMT
#9
Just 4/5 pool every game. When you think you're gonna lose, send a drone to a random base and get an extractor, wait for elimination.
Kami
Profile Joined July 2008
United States127 Posts
November 13 2008 04:59 GMT
#10
Don't 9 pool speed lings. If that toss read this thread, then 9 pool speed lings will put you significantly behind. You should do a overpool, the fake version. The protoss will be forced to put a forge and 2 cannons. When you see the toss make 2 cannons, you make drones with your larva instead of lings. Then take this economic lead and do something gay with it. 2 hatch mutas, fake all in mutas into all in hydras by letting him scout your spire and putting your hydra den in a expo, all in hydras, or mass drones and hatcheries.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-13 05:21:39
November 13 2008 05:19 GMT
#11
Or you could learn to play vs any cheese like good zergs do while not being a faggot in the process.

It's no ones fault but you're own that you were stupid enough to not scout for cheeses.

Also you'll never get any good if you only do cheese vs protoss. You'll be another OctZerg.

Also you don't have to make a thread everytime you're stupid enough to lose to a shitty build.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
November 13 2008 05:23 GMT
#12
On November 13 2008 14:19 DeadVessel wrote:
Or you could learn to play vs any cheese like good zergs do while not being a faggot in the process.

It's no ones fault but you're own that you were stupid enough to not scout for cheeses.

Also you'll never get any good if you only do cheese vs protoss. You'll be another OctZerg.

Yeah, I think the first big learning step of Z for me was getting past the cheese. After that you get to play real games.
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DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
November 13 2008 05:26 GMT
#13
On November 13 2008 14:19 DeadVessel wrote:
Or you could learn to play vs any cheese like good zergs do while not being a faggot in the process.

It's no ones fault but you're own that you were stupid enough to not scout for cheeses.

Also you'll never get any good if you only do cheese vs protoss. You'll be another OctZerg.

Also you don't have to make a thread everytime you're stupid enough to lose to a shitty build.


goddamn lol someone angry? i was merely expressing my astonishment of the fact that so many tosses would rather cannon rush than play a straight up game. im sorry i offended you, o great one
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-13 05:29:45
November 13 2008 05:28 GMT
#14
I'm astonished by the fact that someone can lose to a terrible build 3 times in a row.

By the way, were you one of the kids that cried to the teacher when some other kid took your toy? You strike me as the type.

Let me clarify the above statement in case you're confused, I'm asking if you were/are a whiney idiot.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
November 13 2008 05:30 GMT
#15
AT THE GAY BAR
posting on liquid sites in current year
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
November 13 2008 05:32 GMT
#16
On November 13 2008 14:28 DeadVessel wrote:
I'm astonished by the fact that someone can lose to a terrible build 3 times in a row.

By the way, were you one of the kids that cried to the teacher when some other kid took your toy? You strike me as the type.

Let me clarify the above statement in case you're confused, I'm asking if you were/are a whiney idiot.


I don't understand where this aggression is coming from. Are you pregnant or something?
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
November 13 2008 05:34 GMT
#17
the aggression comes from your suckitude

it's like how i hate fat people

dv hates shitty people
posting on liquid sites in current year
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
November 13 2008 05:34 GMT
#18
god don't get me started on fat people
posting on liquid sites in current year
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
November 13 2008 05:35 GMT
#19
The aggression is coming from the fact that people like you make shit unbearable at times.

Suck it up and grow a set and if you want to learn go play instead of making blog posts about how protoss or another race is cheesy or imba because you fucking blow.
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
November 13 2008 05:45 GMT
#20
On November 13 2008 14:35 DeadVessel wrote:
The aggression is coming from the fact that people like you make shit unbearable at times.

Suck it up and grow a set and if you want to learn go play instead of making blog posts about how protoss or another race is cheesy or imba because you fucking blow.


First of all, I didn't complain. I had just realized where people get these lame protoss jokes from and I thought it was funny, because I'm a protoss user myself.

I'm just confused that someone could be so angry lol

ps type in caps lock next time for the full effect

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pss be sure to use a ps in ur reply to mock my post


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