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Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
November 12 2008 16:12 GMT
#41
On November 11 2008 09:39 alpskomleko wrote:
I am amazed again and again at how dumb people are. Map out cycles? Pull out and cream her ass? You won't be that lucky next time if you keep doing this shit. Seriously.

What happened to good old sex education?


I've been having sex with her for the past 4 months, everyday, only cumming inside her on those "special" days. No baby so far ;P
Mango @ U.S.East!
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-12 19:33:31
November 12 2008 19:32 GMT
#42
http://encarta.msn.com/media_461540547_761554942_-1_1/birth_control_options.html

<table class="mediatable" border=1> <col class="tableCol" align="left" width="84"> <col class="tableCol" align="left" width="174"> <col class="tableCol" align="left" width="94"> <col class="tableCol" align="left" width="174"> <col class="tableColLast" align="left" width="190"> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761590374/Birth_Control_Pill.html" target="_top">Birth Control Pill</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Prescription drug containing female sex hormones; a woman takes one pill daily for 21 days; prevents ovaries from releasing an egg, thickens cervical mucus to keep sperm from reaching an egg, and/or prevents the lining of the uterus from thickening so that a fertilized egg cannot implant. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 95% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • More regular periods, reduced cramping, and less severe symptoms of premenstrual syndrome (PMS), such as headache, fatigue, and irritability<br/> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity<br/> • Some protection against ovarian and endometrial cancer, noncancerous breast tumors, ovarian cysts </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against transmission of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)<br/> • Rare but dangerous complications, including blood clotting and hypertension, particularly in women over 35 years who smoke<br/> • Must be taken daily </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761591309/Cervical_Cap.html" target="_top">Cervical Cap</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Thimble-shaped latex cap inserted into a woman's vagina over cervix to prevent sperm from entering uterus; used with spermicide. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 80% in women who have not given birth; 60% in women who have given birth. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Reusable<br/> • Can last for one to two years </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Needs to be fitted by a health-care professional<br/> • Difficult to fit women with an unusual cervix size<br/> • Difficult for some women to insert </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588806/Contraceptive_Injection.html" target="_top">Contraceptive Injection</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Hormonal injection given by a health-care professional in a woman's arm or buttock; prevents ovaries from releasing an egg, thickens cervical mucus to keep sperm from reaching an egg, and/or prevents the lining of the uterus from thickening so that a fertilized egg cannot implant. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 99% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity<br/> • Effective for one to three months, depending on type used </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Requires regular visits to a health-care professional to administer the injection<br/> • May cause irregular bleeding, weight gain, sore breasts, nausea, and acne </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_701610448/Contraceptive_Patch.html" target="_top">Contraceptive Patch</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Skin patch worn by a woman for 21 days on the buttocks, stomach, upper arm, or upper torso; releases low doses of female sex hormones; prevents ovaries from releasing an egg, thickens cervical mucus to keep sperm from reaching an egg, and/or prevents the lining of the uterus from thickening so that a fertilized egg cannot implant. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 95% to 99% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity<br/> • Regular use may result in shorter, more regular menstrual periods, while also decreasing premenstrual cramping and menstrual-related iron deficiency and acne. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Rare but dangerous complications, including blood clotting and hypertension, particularly in women over 35 years who smoke<br/> • Some medications, including antibiotics and anti-seizure, tuberculosis, and migraine drugs, can interfere with effectiveness </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_701610447/Contraceptive_Ring.html" target="_top">Contraceptive Ring</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Flexible ring inserted in a woman's vagina for 21 days; releases low doses of female sex hormones; prevents ovaries from releasing an egg, thickens cervical mucus to keep sperm from reaching an egg, and/or prevents the lining of the uterus from thickening so that a fertilized egg cannot implant. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 95% to 99% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity<br/> • Regular use may result in shorter, more regular menstrual periods, while also decreasing premenstrual cramping and menstrual-related iron deficiency and acne </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • May cause vaginal irritation and discharge<br/> • May cause irregular bleeding, weight gain or loss, breast tenderness, nausea, vomiting, headache, and mood change </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588761/Diaphragm_(contraception).html" target="_top">Diaphragm</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Shallow rubber cup with flexible rim inserted into a woman's vagina over cervix to prevent sperm from entering uterus; used with spermicide. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 80% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Reusable<br/> • Can last for one to two years </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Needs to be fitted by a health-care professional<br/> • Must be inserted before each act of sexual intercourse </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_701610446/Emergency_Contraception.html" target="_top">Emergency Contraception</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Methods used by a woman after unprotected intercourse to prevent fertilization of the egg or implantation of the fertilized egg in the uterus. Two methods are available: emergency contraceptive pills or emergency insertion of an intrauterine device (IUD). </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Emergency contraceptive pills: 79% to 85% if taken within 72 hours after unprotected intercourse<br/> • IUD: 99% if inserted within 7 days of unprotected intercourse </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Prevents pregnancy when primary birth control fails during sex (for instance, if condom breaks or diaphragm or cervical cap dislodges); one or more birth control pills are skipped; or a woman is forced to have unprotected vaginal intercourse against her will </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Needs to be prescribed by a health-care professional </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588757/Condom.html" target="_top">Female Condom</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Polyurethane sac inserted into a woman's vagina over cervix to prevent sperm from entering uterus; may be used with a spermicide. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 79% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Reduces the risk of many STIs<br/> • Available over-the-counter<br/> • Inexpensive </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Lessens sensation<br/> • May break during intercourse </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588815/Fertility_Awareness_Methods.html" target="_top">Fertility Awareness Methods </a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Collection of techniques used by a woman, including checking body temperature or cervical mucus daily or recording menstrual cycles on a calendar, to determine the days when body is most fertile; abstinence or the use of a barrier method during this fertile period can prevent pregnancy. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 80% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • No medical or hormonal side effects<br/> • Inexpensive </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Requires commitment to consistently and accurately monitor fertility<br/> • More than one fertility awareness method should be used to improve effectiveness </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588787/Hormonal_Implant.html" target="_top">Hormonal Implant</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Six small capsules inserted by a health-care professional under the skin of a woman's upper arm; delivers small amounts of sex hormones to prevent ovaries from releasing egg. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 99.9% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Most effective form of birth control after continuous abstinence and sterilization surgery<br/> • Protects against pregnancy for up to five years<br/> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Possible scarring or, rarely, infection at insertion site<br/> • May cause irregular bleeding, headache, nausea, depression </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588791/Intrauterine_Device.html" target="_top">Intrauterine Device (IUD)</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Small device inserted by a health-care professional into a woman's uterus; prevents eggs from being fertilized and/or implanting in uterus. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 96% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Effective one to ten years, depending on type used<br/> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • May cause spotting between periods, longer, heavier periods, and cramping<br/> • Rare risk of uterine perforation or ectopic pregnancy </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588757/Condom.html" target="_top">Male Condom</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Sheath of latex, polyurethane, or animal tissue placed on erect penis; may be used with a spermicide. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 86% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Reduces the risk of many STIs<br/> • Available over-the-counter<br/> • Inexpensive </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Lessens sensation<br/> • May break during intercourse </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588849/Spermicide.html" target="_top">Spermicide</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Sperm-killing chemicals in the form of foams, creams, jellies, films, or suppositories that are inserted into a woman's vagina to block the cervix, preventing sperm from fertilizing an egg. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 74% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Available over the counter<br/> • Can be used with other methods to improve effectiveness </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Only partially effective against STI transmission<br/> • Possible allergies or irritation </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588865/Tubal_Sterilization.html" target="_top">Tubal Sterilization</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Surgical procedure to permanently block a woman's fallopian tubes to prevent eggs from reaching sperm. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 99.9% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Permanently prevents pregnancy<br/> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Reactions to surgery may include infection, bleeding, injury to intestine, reaction to anesthesia<br/> • Increased chance of ectopic pregnancy<br/> • Generally irreversible </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761559287/Vasectomy.html" target="_top">Vasectomy</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Surgical procedure to permanently block a male's vas deferens (sperm duct) to prevent sperm from reaching eggs. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 99.9% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Permanently prevents pregnancy<br/> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Reactions to surgery may include infection, blood clot near testes, bruising, swelling, or tenderness of scrotum<br/> • Generally irreversible </td> </tr> </table>
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KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
November 12 2008 21:10 GMT
#43
The lack of possible complications with birth controll pill on that list is kind of interesting to say the least.

"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
November 13 2008 02:51 GMT
#44
On November 13 2008 06:10 KlaCkoN wrote:
The lack of possible complications with birth controll pill on that list is kind of interesting to say the least.


i was surprised at the benefits more so than the lack of complications
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-13 14:49:18
November 13 2008 14:22 GMT
#45
On November 13 2008 11:51 HeavOnEarth wrote:
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On November 13 2008 06:10 KlaCkoN wrote:
The lack of possible complications with birth controll pill on that list is kind of interesting to say the least.


i was surprised at the benefits more so than the lack of complications


That too. I am not interested enough to check the source behind it but it wouldn't surpirse me at all if it was a hidden advertisment =p.
I am far from an expert on the area but from what I understand the pill massively increase the chances of dying in breast cancer, as well as heart conditions.
A study quoted in swedish newspapers recently claimed that if you carried the gene for heriditary breast cancer (one in ten on the people that actually get breast cancer have it) and you take the pill for more than a year the risk of you dying in breast cancer before the age of 30 is a whopping 90%.
Problems with blood pressure etc are of course far more common, there has been a few cases recently in Sweden with young girls dying from what is believed to be complications caused by the pill. (Most of them morning-after ones though)

This is not even mentioning personality changes and lubrication problems.

I am quite amazed by the amount of people who willingly screw up their hormone balance (sex hormones regulate other stuff than just fertility) when there are perfectly valid replacements.

That said I heard a rumour recently about birth control pills for men beeing tested in China, anyone know anything about that?
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
Ki_Do
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Korea (South)981 Posts
November 13 2008 14:46 GMT
#46
next time condom ur snake
I've got a point, and i'm ready to kill or die for it.
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