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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 09 2008 21:55 GMT
#21
On November 10 2008 03:45 zOula... wrote:
wtf her period was 2-3 weeks late? that seems odd :O

We used Plan B before the supposed conception.
Peace~
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-09 22:09:19
November 09 2008 22:02 GMT
#22
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!


I wouldn't trust that.


2 time my girfriend missed hers, and she tried to go to the clinic to get the morning after shit and they gave her the run around to other clinics and shit where they didn't even have it. Told her to come back the next day, but its called ' the morning after', doesn't work after 24 hours.. Fucking dumbasses.

Anyways she got it a few days late and all was fine.

PS- F condoms, pull out + Show Spoiler +
and nut on her face.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
November 10 2008 03:33 GMT
#23
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!



Wow, do those cycles ever change?

And good job, hope you learned your lesson
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
November 10 2008 05:15 GMT
#24
On November 10 2008 12:33 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!



Wow, do those cycles ever change?

And good job, hope you learned your lesson


Well.. just one time, period was a little late, but, it's pretty accurate. I came in her a bunch of times and she still got her period X3! No pill required ;D

There should be a website... she uses some site D:
Mango @ U.S.East!
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
November 10 2008 05:18 GMT
#25
On November 10 2008 14:15 Scorpion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2008 12:33 il0seonpurpose wrote:
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!



Wow, do those cycles ever change?

And good job, hope you learned your lesson


Well.. just one time, period was a little late, but, it's pretty accurate. I came in her a bunch of times and she still got her period X3! No pill required ;D

There should be a website... she uses some site D:

Hope you have a backup plan dude.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
November 10 2008 06:36 GMT
#26
you called?
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MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
November 10 2008 14:39 GMT
#27
hahaha gratz dude.

btw. that video is great
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Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
November 10 2008 15:29 GMT
#28
On November 10 2008 14:18 fight_or_flight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2008 14:15 Scorpion wrote:
On November 10 2008 12:33 il0seonpurpose wrote:
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!



Wow, do those cycles ever change?

And good job, hope you learned your lesson


Well.. just one time, period was a little late, but, it's pretty accurate. I came in her a bunch of times and she still got her period X3! No pill required ;D

There should be a website... she uses some site D:

Hope you have a backup plan dude.


Abortion XP
Mango @ U.S.East!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 10 2008 17:18 GMT
#29
Charlie Murphy, the morning after pill works up to 120 hours after sex, but is most effective in the first 72 hours.
Peace~
FreeZEternal
Profile Joined January 2003
Korea (South)3396 Posts
November 10 2008 18:08 GMT
#30
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!


Without the pill, you are playing with fire lol.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 10 2008 18:30 GMT
#31
On November 11 2008 03:08 FreeZEternal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!


Without the pill, you are playing with fire lol.


I agree with the above. You should really get her on the pill, just so that you don't screw anything up. You can also have more sex safer on the pill.

Unless you're willing to have an abortion.
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poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
November 10 2008 19:01 GMT
#32
did you do the dance? and congrats:D
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-10 20:04:20
November 10 2008 20:04 GMT
#33
On November 11 2008 04:01 poilord wrote:
did you do the dance? and congrats:D

I tried but I'm white. When she first called me, my parents were right there, so I was like "Oh, that's nice," but then later that day I was like YEAA YEAA YEAAA WOOOOOOOO jumping and shit. Seriously, I was eating ramen packets and making applications to like 20 jobs, forcing people to pay me back, and doing favors like stealing clothes and fixing computers for 10 dollars a piece, just to have enough money by the end of the first trimester. Fuck yea.
Peace~
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
November 10 2008 20:11 GMT
#34
lol
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
FreeZEternal
Profile Joined January 2003
Korea (South)3396 Posts
November 10 2008 20:26 GMT
#35
lol
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
November 11 2008 00:39 GMT
#36
I am amazed again and again at how dumb people are. Map out cycles? Pull out and cream her ass? You won't be that lucky next time if you keep doing this shit. Seriously.

What happened to good old sex education?
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
November 11 2008 00:49 GMT
#37
On November 10 2008 00:26 alpskomleko wrote:
You will be so devastated when your gf/wife won't get pregnant and you're both over 40 already. That is a much bigger problem.


Getting a baby past age 40 is just asking for down's syndrome.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 11 2008 01:04 GMT
#38
On November 11 2008 09:49 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2008 00:26 alpskomleko wrote:
You will be so devastated when your gf/wife won't get pregnant and you're both over 40 already. That is a much bigger problem.


Getting a baby past age 40 is just asking for down's syndrome.

Leonardo da Vinci counters your argument.
Peace~
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
November 11 2008 03:34 GMT
#39
Well at age 40 the chance is about 1.3% so obviously most babies born are still normal. Seems silly to use 1 person to counter an argument about statistics though.

I still wouldn't like those odds if (at least if I was against abortion.)
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 11 2008 07:57 GMT
#40
On November 11 2008 12:34 Frits wrote:
Well at age 40 the chance is about 1.3% so obviously most babies born are still normal. Seems silly to use 1 person to counter an argument about statistics though.

I still wouldn't like those odds if (at least if I was against abortion.)

It wasn't about statistics until now.
Peace~
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