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FanaBatHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Angola70 Posts
November 08 2008 21:03 GMT
#1
MY EX GIRLFRIEND IS NOT PREGNANT

YES

SHE IS NOT PREGNANT SHE JUST GOT HER PERIOD LIKE 2-3 WEEKS LATE

YES

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHHA

I HAVE AS MUCH JOY AS THIS GUY:




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

****
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
November 08 2008 21:06 GMT
#2
Lesson learned I hope hahaha.

BTW haha yeah I remember that video.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
November 08 2008 21:08 GMT
#3
I love that video.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Tekin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2711 Posts
November 08 2008 21:21 GMT
#4
lmao! "Andrew you are not the father" oh man if i had time to watch maury on tv again i would watch it.
Cheers! //¯◡◡¯\\ 문채원 | 한지우 -___-
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
November 08 2008 21:24 GMT
#5
Congrats. Stay on ur shit next time!
Krzycho
Profile Joined July 2007
Poland442 Posts
November 08 2008 21:41 GMT
#6
grats
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
November 08 2008 21:47 GMT
#7
im a gosu dancer
Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
November 08 2008 21:49 GMT
#8
Gz @ dodge
"If I think, everything is lost"
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
November 08 2008 21:52 GMT
#9
my friend had the same experience looooool
he's pretty damn happy about it ever since that happened as well
grats tho xD just remember to use a condom mmkay?
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
powa
Profile Joined July 2008
United States58 Posts
November 08 2008 22:02 GMT
#10
hahahhaha that vid is awesome. i had a friend that thought his gf was pregnant seems like hell just sitting waiting hoping.
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-08 22:20:51
November 08 2008 22:07 GMT
#11
uhm.. so u kissed her?

lol j/k, happens all the time (FHB lol?) the girl's period's like a few days late and everyone's on fire
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
November 08 2008 22:20 GMT
#12
Also its not unheard of to still have spotting/bleeding even when pregnant ^_^
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Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
November 08 2008 22:28 GMT
#13
That guy busts out some awesome moves.
Not bad for a cat toy.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-08 23:16:04
November 08 2008 23:15 GMT
#14
Congrats.
Lesson learned I hope.

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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 09 2008 08:12 GMT
#15
On November 09 2008 07:20 FuDDx wrote:
Also its not unheard of to still have spotting/bleeding even when pregnant ^_^

We had that less than a week afterwards.

And I did use a condom, this was in fact the only time I did not pull out after we used Plan B (because I used a condom this time) and the fucker tore in half.
Peace~
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
November 09 2008 09:55 GMT
#16
My first girlfriend was 15 and I by 16; I sexed her probably out 300 times, no rubber, no withdrawal: awesome (bc pills ftw).

Realistically, 3 guys is not much more than 1 guy.

Power, girlfriend!
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
November 09 2008 11:52 GMT
#17
On November 09 2008 18:55 HeadBangaa wrote:
Realistically, 3 guys is not much more than 1 guy.

What?
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
November 09 2008 15:26 GMT
#18
You will be so devastated when your gf/wife won't get pregnant and you're both over 40 already. That is a much bigger problem.
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
November 09 2008 18:45 GMT
#19
wtf her period was 2-3 weeks late? that seems odd :O
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
November 09 2008 19:06 GMT
#20
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!
Mango @ U.S.East!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 09 2008 21:55 GMT
#21
On November 10 2008 03:45 zOula... wrote:
wtf her period was 2-3 weeks late? that seems odd :O

We used Plan B before the supposed conception.
Peace~
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-09 22:09:19
November 09 2008 22:02 GMT
#22
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!


I wouldn't trust that.


2 time my girfriend missed hers, and she tried to go to the clinic to get the morning after shit and they gave her the run around to other clinics and shit where they didn't even have it. Told her to come back the next day, but its called ' the morning after', doesn't work after 24 hours.. Fucking dumbasses.

Anyways she got it a few days late and all was fine.

PS- F condoms, pull out + Show Spoiler +
and nut on her face.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
November 10 2008 03:33 GMT
#23
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!



Wow, do those cycles ever change?

And good job, hope you learned your lesson
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
November 10 2008 05:15 GMT
#24
On November 10 2008 12:33 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!



Wow, do those cycles ever change?

And good job, hope you learned your lesson


Well.. just one time, period was a little late, but, it's pretty accurate. I came in her a bunch of times and she still got her period X3! No pill required ;D

There should be a website... she uses some site D:
Mango @ U.S.East!
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
November 10 2008 05:18 GMT
#25
On November 10 2008 14:15 Scorpion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2008 12:33 il0seonpurpose wrote:
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!



Wow, do those cycles ever change?

And good job, hope you learned your lesson


Well.. just one time, period was a little late, but, it's pretty accurate. I came in her a bunch of times and she still got her period X3! No pill required ;D

There should be a website... she uses some site D:

Hope you have a backup plan dude.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
November 10 2008 06:36 GMT
#26
you called?
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MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
November 10 2008 14:39 GMT
#27
hahaha gratz dude.

btw. that video is great
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Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
November 10 2008 15:29 GMT
#28
On November 10 2008 14:18 fight_or_flight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2008 14:15 Scorpion wrote:
On November 10 2008 12:33 il0seonpurpose wrote:
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!



Wow, do those cycles ever change?

And good job, hope you learned your lesson


Well.. just one time, period was a little late, but, it's pretty accurate. I came in her a bunch of times and she still got her period X3! No pill required ;D

There should be a website... she uses some site D:

Hope you have a backup plan dude.


Abortion XP
Mango @ U.S.East!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 10 2008 17:18 GMT
#29
Charlie Murphy, the morning after pill works up to 120 hours after sex, but is most effective in the first 72 hours.
Peace~
FreeZEternal
Profile Joined January 2003
Korea (South)3396 Posts
November 10 2008 18:08 GMT
#30
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!


Without the pill, you are playing with fire lol.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 10 2008 18:30 GMT
#31
On November 11 2008 03:08 FreeZEternal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2008 04:06 Scorpion wrote:
My girlfriend maps out her period cycle, it's so convenient. There are days where she is completely infertile so I can cum inside without getting her pregnant(without her using the pill either) ;D!


Without the pill, you are playing with fire lol.


I agree with the above. You should really get her on the pill, just so that you don't screw anything up. You can also have more sex safer on the pill.

Unless you're willing to have an abortion.
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
November 10 2008 19:01 GMT
#32
did you do the dance? and congrats:D
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-10 20:04:20
November 10 2008 20:04 GMT
#33
On November 11 2008 04:01 poilord wrote:
did you do the dance? and congrats:D

I tried but I'm white. When she first called me, my parents were right there, so I was like "Oh, that's nice," but then later that day I was like YEAA YEAA YEAAA WOOOOOOOO jumping and shit. Seriously, I was eating ramen packets and making applications to like 20 jobs, forcing people to pay me back, and doing favors like stealing clothes and fixing computers for 10 dollars a piece, just to have enough money by the end of the first trimester. Fuck yea.
Peace~
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
November 10 2008 20:11 GMT
#34
lol
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
FreeZEternal
Profile Joined January 2003
Korea (South)3396 Posts
November 10 2008 20:26 GMT
#35
lol
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
November 11 2008 00:39 GMT
#36
I am amazed again and again at how dumb people are. Map out cycles? Pull out and cream her ass? You won't be that lucky next time if you keep doing this shit. Seriously.

What happened to good old sex education?
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
November 11 2008 00:49 GMT
#37
On November 10 2008 00:26 alpskomleko wrote:
You will be so devastated when your gf/wife won't get pregnant and you're both over 40 already. That is a much bigger problem.


Getting a baby past age 40 is just asking for down's syndrome.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 11 2008 01:04 GMT
#38
On November 11 2008 09:49 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2008 00:26 alpskomleko wrote:
You will be so devastated when your gf/wife won't get pregnant and you're both over 40 already. That is a much bigger problem.


Getting a baby past age 40 is just asking for down's syndrome.

Leonardo da Vinci counters your argument.
Peace~
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
November 11 2008 03:34 GMT
#39
Well at age 40 the chance is about 1.3% so obviously most babies born are still normal. Seems silly to use 1 person to counter an argument about statistics though.

I still wouldn't like those odds if (at least if I was against abortion.)
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 11 2008 07:57 GMT
#40
On November 11 2008 12:34 Frits wrote:
Well at age 40 the chance is about 1.3% so obviously most babies born are still normal. Seems silly to use 1 person to counter an argument about statistics though.

I still wouldn't like those odds if (at least if I was against abortion.)

It wasn't about statistics until now.
Peace~
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
November 12 2008 16:12 GMT
#41
On November 11 2008 09:39 alpskomleko wrote:
I am amazed again and again at how dumb people are. Map out cycles? Pull out and cream her ass? You won't be that lucky next time if you keep doing this shit. Seriously.

What happened to good old sex education?


I've been having sex with her for the past 4 months, everyday, only cumming inside her on those "special" days. No baby so far ;P
Mango @ U.S.East!
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-12 19:33:31
November 12 2008 19:32 GMT
#42
http://encarta.msn.com/media_461540547_761554942_-1_1/birth_control_options.html

<table class="mediatable" border=1> <col class="tableCol" align="left" width="84"> <col class="tableCol" align="left" width="174"> <col class="tableCol" align="left" width="94"> <col class="tableCol" align="left" width="174"> <col class="tableColLast" align="left" width="190"> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761590374/Birth_Control_Pill.html" target="_top">Birth Control Pill</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Prescription drug containing female sex hormones; a woman takes one pill daily for 21 days; prevents ovaries from releasing an egg, thickens cervical mucus to keep sperm from reaching an egg, and/or prevents the lining of the uterus from thickening so that a fertilized egg cannot implant. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 95% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • More regular periods, reduced cramping, and less severe symptoms of premenstrual syndrome (PMS), such as headache, fatigue, and irritability<br/> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity<br/> • Some protection against ovarian and endometrial cancer, noncancerous breast tumors, ovarian cysts </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against transmission of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)<br/> • Rare but dangerous complications, including blood clotting and hypertension, particularly in women over 35 years who smoke<br/> • Must be taken daily </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761591309/Cervical_Cap.html" target="_top">Cervical Cap</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Thimble-shaped latex cap inserted into a woman's vagina over cervix to prevent sperm from entering uterus; used with spermicide. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 80% in women who have not given birth; 60% in women who have given birth. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Reusable<br/> • Can last for one to two years </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Needs to be fitted by a health-care professional<br/> • Difficult to fit women with an unusual cervix size<br/> • Difficult for some women to insert </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588806/Contraceptive_Injection.html" target="_top">Contraceptive Injection</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Hormonal injection given by a health-care professional in a woman's arm or buttock; prevents ovaries from releasing an egg, thickens cervical mucus to keep sperm from reaching an egg, and/or prevents the lining of the uterus from thickening so that a fertilized egg cannot implant. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 99% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity<br/> • Effective for one to three months, depending on type used </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Requires regular visits to a health-care professional to administer the injection<br/> • May cause irregular bleeding, weight gain, sore breasts, nausea, and acne </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_701610448/Contraceptive_Patch.html" target="_top">Contraceptive Patch</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Skin patch worn by a woman for 21 days on the buttocks, stomach, upper arm, or upper torso; releases low doses of female sex hormones; prevents ovaries from releasing an egg, thickens cervical mucus to keep sperm from reaching an egg, and/or prevents the lining of the uterus from thickening so that a fertilized egg cannot implant. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 95% to 99% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity<br/> • Regular use may result in shorter, more regular menstrual periods, while also decreasing premenstrual cramping and menstrual-related iron deficiency and acne. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Rare but dangerous complications, including blood clotting and hypertension, particularly in women over 35 years who smoke<br/> • Some medications, including antibiotics and anti-seizure, tuberculosis, and migraine drugs, can interfere with effectiveness </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_701610447/Contraceptive_Ring.html" target="_top">Contraceptive Ring</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Flexible ring inserted in a woman's vagina for 21 days; releases low doses of female sex hormones; prevents ovaries from releasing an egg, thickens cervical mucus to keep sperm from reaching an egg, and/or prevents the lining of the uterus from thickening so that a fertilized egg cannot implant. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 95% to 99% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity<br/> • Regular use may result in shorter, more regular menstrual periods, while also decreasing premenstrual cramping and menstrual-related iron deficiency and acne </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • May cause vaginal irritation and discharge<br/> • May cause irregular bleeding, weight gain or loss, breast tenderness, nausea, vomiting, headache, and mood change </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588761/Diaphragm_(contraception).html" target="_top">Diaphragm</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Shallow rubber cup with flexible rim inserted into a woman's vagina over cervix to prevent sperm from entering uterus; used with spermicide. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 80% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Reusable<br/> • Can last for one to two years </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Needs to be fitted by a health-care professional<br/> • Must be inserted before each act of sexual intercourse </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_701610446/Emergency_Contraception.html" target="_top">Emergency Contraception</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Methods used by a woman after unprotected intercourse to prevent fertilization of the egg or implantation of the fertilized egg in the uterus. Two methods are available: emergency contraceptive pills or emergency insertion of an intrauterine device (IUD). </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Emergency contraceptive pills: 79% to 85% if taken within 72 hours after unprotected intercourse<br/> • IUD: 99% if inserted within 7 days of unprotected intercourse </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Prevents pregnancy when primary birth control fails during sex (for instance, if condom breaks or diaphragm or cervical cap dislodges); one or more birth control pills are skipped; or a woman is forced to have unprotected vaginal intercourse against her will </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Needs to be prescribed by a health-care professional </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588757/Condom.html" target="_top">Female Condom</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Polyurethane sac inserted into a woman's vagina over cervix to prevent sperm from entering uterus; may be used with a spermicide. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 79% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Reduces the risk of many STIs<br/> • Available over-the-counter<br/> • Inexpensive </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Lessens sensation<br/> • May break during intercourse </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588815/Fertility_Awareness_Methods.html" target="_top">Fertility Awareness Methods </a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Collection of techniques used by a woman, including checking body temperature or cervical mucus daily or recording menstrual cycles on a calendar, to determine the days when body is most fertile; abstinence or the use of a barrier method during this fertile period can prevent pregnancy. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 80% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • No medical or hormonal side effects<br/> • Inexpensive </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Requires commitment to consistently and accurately monitor fertility<br/> • More than one fertility awareness method should be used to improve effectiveness </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588787/Hormonal_Implant.html" target="_top">Hormonal Implant</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Six small capsules inserted by a health-care professional under the skin of a woman's upper arm; delivers small amounts of sex hormones to prevent ovaries from releasing egg. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 99.9% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Most effective form of birth control after continuous abstinence and sterilization surgery<br/> • Protects against pregnancy for up to five years<br/> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Possible scarring or, rarely, infection at insertion site<br/> • May cause irregular bleeding, headache, nausea, depression </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588791/Intrauterine_Device.html" target="_top">Intrauterine Device (IUD)</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Small device inserted by a health-care professional into a woman's uterus; prevents eggs from being fertilized and/or implanting in uterus. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 96% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Effective one to ten years, depending on type used<br/> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • May cause spotting between periods, longer, heavier periods, and cramping<br/> • Rare risk of uterine perforation or ectopic pregnancy </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588757/Condom.html" target="_top">Male Condom</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Sheath of latex, polyurethane, or animal tissue placed on erect penis; may be used with a spermicide. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 86% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Reduces the risk of many STIs<br/> • Available over-the-counter<br/> • Inexpensive </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Lessens sensation<br/> • May break during intercourse </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588849/Spermicide.html" target="_top">Spermicide</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Sperm-killing chemicals in the form of foams, creams, jellies, films, or suppositories that are inserted into a woman's vagina to block the cervix, preventing sperm from fertilizing an egg. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 74% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Available over the counter<br/> • Can be used with other methods to improve effectiveness </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Only partially effective against STI transmission<br/> • Possible allergies or irritation </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588865/Tubal_Sterilization.html" target="_top">Tubal Sterilization</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Surgical procedure to permanently block a woman's fallopian tubes to prevent eggs from reaching sperm. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 99.9% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Permanently prevents pregnancy<br/> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Reactions to surgery may include infection, bleeding, injury to intestine, reaction to anesthesia<br/> • Increased chance of ectopic pregnancy<br/> • Generally irreversible </td> </tr> <tr class="tableRow"> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"><a class="qv" href="http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761559287/Vasectomy.html" target="_top">Vasectomy</a></td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> Surgical procedure to permanently block a male's vas deferens (sperm duct) to prevent sperm from reaching eggs. </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> 99.9% </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Permanently prevents pregnancy<br/> • No action required prior to sexual intercourse, permits sexual spontaneity </td> <td class="tableCell" align="left" colspan="1"> • Not effective against STI transmission<br/> • Reactions to surgery may include infection, blood clot near testes, bruising, swelling, or tenderness of scrotum<br/> • Generally irreversible </td> </tr> </table>
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KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
November 12 2008 21:10 GMT
#43
The lack of possible complications with birth controll pill on that list is kind of interesting to say the least.

"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
November 13 2008 02:51 GMT
#44
On November 13 2008 06:10 KlaCkoN wrote:
The lack of possible complications with birth controll pill on that list is kind of interesting to say the least.


i was surprised at the benefits more so than the lack of complications
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KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-13 14:49:18
November 13 2008 14:22 GMT
#45
On November 13 2008 11:51 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2008 06:10 KlaCkoN wrote:
The lack of possible complications with birth controll pill on that list is kind of interesting to say the least.


i was surprised at the benefits more so than the lack of complications


That too. I am not interested enough to check the source behind it but it wouldn't surpirse me at all if it was a hidden advertisment =p.
I am far from an expert on the area but from what I understand the pill massively increase the chances of dying in breast cancer, as well as heart conditions.
A study quoted in swedish newspapers recently claimed that if you carried the gene for heriditary breast cancer (one in ten on the people that actually get breast cancer have it) and you take the pill for more than a year the risk of you dying in breast cancer before the age of 30 is a whopping 90%.
Problems with blood pressure etc are of course far more common, there has been a few cases recently in Sweden with young girls dying from what is believed to be complications caused by the pill. (Most of them morning-after ones though)

This is not even mentioning personality changes and lubrication problems.

I am quite amazed by the amount of people who willingly screw up their hormone balance (sex hormones regulate other stuff than just fertility) when there are perfectly valid replacements.

That said I heard a rumour recently about birth control pills for men beeing tested in China, anyone know anything about that?
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Ki_Do
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Korea (South)981 Posts
November 13 2008 14:46 GMT
#46
next time condom ur snake
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