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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32161 Posts
November 06 2008 16:29 GMT
#1
Most work days, I'll head to the local D&D for coffee. Sometimes, it gets packed there, and today was one of those days, so the lot was full, there's a line to the door and you gotta park in the street.

However, that was too far of a walk for the female version of Jobba the Hutt, who decided to park her fancy little car in the handicapped spot, despite not having plates or a pass. Further agitating me, she was one of those obnoxious assholes who wears a bluetooth set and talks REALLY FUCKING LOUD. Everyone could hear this walrus' convo on line, and I'm right in front of her too.

So I get my shit and head outside and this dude parks in the spot next to her driver side. I'm drinking my coffee in the car, when I see the most glorious example of karma ever. The space was so tight that fatso couldn't fit in between the cars, let alone open her door. I roll down the window to hear her bitch and couldn't help but laugh. Then she stands there, with her sausage fingered hands on her enormous hips, pouting like a goddamned kid.

This bitch was delayed about 15 minutes til the guy came outside. Then, when she starts to bitch at him, he straight tells her to fuck off, gets in his car, deliberately takes his time and finally leaves after flipping her off one more time.

I love seeing assholes get a taste of their own medicine.

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H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
November 06 2008 16:31 GMT
#2
On November 07 2008 01:29 Hawk wrote:
Then, when she starts to bitch at him, he straight tells her to fuck off, gets in his car, deliberately takes his time and finally leaves after flipping her off one more time.


Dude's a fucking hero in my book
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Leath
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada1724 Posts
November 06 2008 16:33 GMT
#3
Lol, called for
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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
November 06 2008 16:34 GMT
#4
Hahaha.
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Tonkerchen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
680 Posts
November 06 2008 16:38 GMT
#5
heheheheheh
best reaction of this guy ;-)
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LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
November 06 2008 16:43 GMT
#6
Haha, that guy is pretty awesome.
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
November 06 2008 16:46 GMT
#7
rofl awesme
not enough fat ppl in china to get to see shit like that haha
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Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
November 06 2008 16:50 GMT
#8
That's hilarious! Hehe Jobba the Hutt hehe~
this is my quote.
Februarys
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Korea (South)259 Posts
November 06 2008 16:51 GMT
#9
haha man i thought u were going to say something like the bitch's car got ticketed by police but this is way better
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cujo2k
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada1044 Posts
November 06 2008 16:55 GMT
#10
hahahaha that is hilarious man
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DhakhaR
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United Kingdom721 Posts
November 06 2008 17:23 GMT
#11
haha awesome
masami.sc
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States445 Posts
November 06 2008 17:26 GMT
#12
hahahahaha she totally deserved it. karma at its best.
mmmmm...
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
November 06 2008 17:29 GMT
#13
haha Justice served LoooL!
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 06 2008 17:29 GMT
#14
amazing. The world sometimes needs more people like that guy xD
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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
November 06 2008 17:33 GMT
#15
haha, I like that guy's style.
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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-06 17:45:45
November 06 2008 17:45 GMT
#16
this is funny the second time as well....loool that guys so balla he should get an award.

Edit: Lol you should have gone and offered to buy him a drink before he left.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
SirNeb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States243 Posts
November 06 2008 17:50 GMT
#17
love it
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
November 06 2008 17:51 GMT
#18
haha brilliant
Broken.Mind
Profile Joined December 2005
United States364 Posts
November 06 2008 18:11 GMT
#19
On November 07 2008 01:46 alffla wrote:
rofl awesme
not enough fat ppl in china to get to see shit like that haha


haha yea man half your people are starving?
U N D E R T H E I N F L U E N C E
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
November 06 2008 18:20 GMT
#20
Owned.
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