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bioboyAT
Profile Joined July 2004
Austria1765 Posts
October 29 2008 12:12 GMT
#21
they don't ?
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Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6184 Posts
October 29 2008 12:26 GMT
#22
lol those are normal questions that should take with humor.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
October 29 2008 12:42 GMT
#23
These are some pretty weird questions he's asking, maybe you should ask him what the deal is? o_O
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Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
October 29 2008 13:51 GMT
#24
^Im with this guy. Ask him what the odd questions are about.
ya had ya shot kid!
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
October 29 2008 13:58 GMT
#25
If I ever had to experience something like this I'd be scared like hell.

"Do you have hair on your chest?" Hahahaha he's obviously gay.

Ask him if he listens to Yngwie Malmsteen; if the answer is yes, well, then he's gay.
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
October 29 2008 14:16 GMT
#26
... or Celine Dion! Also, does he know what a birkin bag is?
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-29 14:25:51
October 29 2008 14:25 GMT
#27
How can asking someone if they have chest hair be a "weird" question?

PS: I'm 20 and don't have any, although I do have 2-3 really long nipple hairs. :p
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
October 29 2008 15:17 GMT
#28
... he is the same age..? ...
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
TimeShifter
Profile Joined October 2008
Singapore235 Posts
October 29 2008 15:17 GMT
#29
On October 29 2008 20:51 BluzMan wrote:
Women generally don't have chest hair.

Are you crazy?!how can women have chest hair in the first place??

eewwww..i shall not say anything else..
strawberries~
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
October 29 2008 15:29 GMT
#30
On October 30 2008 00:17 TimeShifter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2008 20:51 BluzMan wrote:
Women generally don't have chest hair.

Are you crazy?!how can women have chest hair in the first place??

eewwww..i shall not say anything else..

Humans grow hair on every inch of their body pretty much, including the elusive "woman". Havent you ever seen some crazy old lady with a mustache?
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_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
October 29 2008 15:34 GMT
#31
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


NSFW
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
October 29 2008 16:36 GMT
#32
^ ... it's a dude...

o_O
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
October 29 2008 16:49 GMT
#33
Ask him what is up, and listen to his answer. He's probably just learning, depending on how old you guys are.
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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
October 29 2008 17:30 GMT
#34
On October 30 2008 01:49 waterGHOSTCLAWdragon wrote:
Ask him what is up, and listen to his answer. He's probably just learning, depending on how old you guys are.

He said he was 18 t.t////

So you never got any of this for the past 2 years, until recently? I would so weirded out by this, especially if you never expect it right. You should get him a hot girlfriend.
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 29 2008 19:23 GMT
#35
hey jmave

do not introduce me to this person ok
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-29 19:53:27
October 29 2008 19:51 GMT
#36
W8 W8 w8, you're 18? :o :p
I thought guys started masterbating around 11-12 or something or even earlier lol :p

Anyways, tell him
everything

He has a lot of catching up to do if he never has masterbated/fucked :p


yes
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
October 29 2008 20:29 GMT
#37
uh

this guy is going through puberty and discovering himself and just wants to know if he's normal.

cmon people, you've never wondered if you're a freak?

this guy is probably scared as fuck coming out an asking these questions, give him a break.

just answer his fucking questions. be a little more secure with yourself. jesus.
Happiness only real when shared.
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
October 29 2008 21:27 GMT
#38
predicts his next questions:
- dude you've gotta try masturbating, want me to show you how/give you a hand?
- can you look into my eyes while i'm masturbating?
- i just discover something people call "anal", have you ever heard of it?
- oh my, i read somewhere that people with same sex can perform "anal", wut?
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
October 29 2008 21:44 GMT
#39
On October 30 2008 05:29 Mora wrote:
uh

this guy is going through puberty and discovering himself and just wants to know if he's normal.

cmon people, you've never wondered if you're a freak?

this guy is probably scared as fuck coming out an asking these questions, give him a break.

just answer his fucking questions. be a little more secure with yourself. jesus.


18 year old going through puberty? Well okay, it can happen.

No I've never found men attractive.
Okay I didn't mean that. There's this thing in school called sex education, they tell you a lot.
(once we were shown this video of a silhouetted guy jacking off, was very awkward)

Not wanting to talk about the private parts of your body doesn't mean you're insecure. (But I personally wouldn't mind if it's a friend).
No I'm never serious.
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-29 21:53:00
October 29 2008 21:45 GMT
#40
On October 30 2008 06:44 Nytefish wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2008 05:29 Mora wrote:
uh

this guy is going through puberty and discovering himself and just wants to know if he's normal.

cmon people, you've never wondered if you're a freak?

this guy is probably scared as fuck coming out an asking these questions, give him a break.

just answer his fucking questions. be a little more secure with yourself. jesus.


18 year old going through puberty? Well okay, it can happen.

No I've never found men attractive.
Okay I didn't mean that. There's this thing in school called sex education, they tell you a lot.
(once we were shown this video of a silhouetted guy jacking off, was very awkward)

Not wanting to talk about the private parts of your body doesn't mean you're insecure. (But I personally wouldn't mind if it's a friend).


prude or insecure.

either is bad.

oh. and this kid asking about the curve isn't the only person to be curious about such a thing. (and there were 9 pages of interest too!)

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=42009
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