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JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
October 29 2008 08:50 GMT
#1
Okay I have this friend and we've known each other for like 2 years.

He's actually started to ask me a whole fuck bunch of weird ass questions that I really wonder why. I don't mean to be such a meanie but I don't know.. its just so irritating I find.

First like a couple of months back, he asked me if I had hair on my chest. I said no and he said oh, cos he said he went swimming with a friend and he said he was kinda hairy. Then I said oh ya some guys are like that. Then he goes on and asks if he can see my chest. I was really like wtf right now and I said what for? Its so gay and he's like okay fine.

Well just like last week, he asked me if I masturbated. I mean what kind of question is that. So I lied. I told him no. And he was suddenly like oh! I found someone who finally doesn't do it.

It was probably a bad move about lying but I mean.. its just so out of the ordinary.

Then he asked me how does masturbation work and I'm like.. er well.. imagine explaining it through next messages. Awkward as fuck.

He then asked me whenever I had erections, if my thing was curved. I'm like?? The worst part was that it happened during dinner time and I'm really just so ticked off at this point.

So today he then tells me he found out how to masturbate.

So what would you do? I mean I don't wish to hurt his feelings since we've been friends. I know it was wrong to lie but sometimes I just find that sharing this information with someone else is too much exposure.

火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
October 29 2008 08:57 GMT
#2
first off how old are you

and secondly, he's gay
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
pachi
Profile Joined October 2006
Melbourne5338 Posts
October 29 2008 08:59 GMT
#3
buy him a book
Moderatorpachi fanclub http://goto.tl/6DI9 。◕‿◕。
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
October 29 2008 08:59 GMT
#4
well? are you gonna tell us or not
is your 'thing' curved and do you have chest hair, please provide pictures
Moderatorsloppy little slug
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
October 29 2008 09:00 GMT
#5
I'm 18. And fuck yeah man I had thoughts that he was gay too.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
October 29 2008 09:01 GMT
#6
On October 29 2008 17:59 intrigue wrote:
well? are you gonna tell us or not
is your 'thing' curved and do you have chest hair, please provide pictures


Sorry dude. That will cost you money.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
October 29 2008 09:04 GMT
#7
On October 29 2008 18:01 JMave wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2008 17:59 intrigue wrote:
well? are you gonna tell us or not
is your 'thing' curved and do you have chest hair, please provide pictures


Sorry dude. That will cost you money.

hey now, TL isn't a paysite for whoring yourself off!
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32281 Posts
October 29 2008 09:05 GMT
#8
Tell him you want to sleep with him.
Moderator<:3-/-<
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
October 29 2008 09:07 GMT
#9
Is he the really introverted kind with strict parents?
No I'm never serious.
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
October 29 2008 09:12 GMT
#10
On October 29 2008 18:07 Nytefish wrote:
Is he the really introverted kind with strict parents?


Well, I'm not sure about his parents and his family but he's really not an introvert. From what I know he actually can relate to people quite well.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
MCMcEmcee
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1609 Posts
October 29 2008 09:15 GMT
#11
A little too well, apparently.
[iHs]MCMcEmcee@UFO | のヮの
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
October 29 2008 09:18 GMT
#12
It's not hard to say that you don't feel comfortable talking about it.

I can't believe you're 18 year-olds. One can't handle simple situations and the other was apparently sick for sex education classes 10 years in a row.
No I'm never serious.
kemoryan
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Spain1506 Posts
October 29 2008 09:26 GMT
#13
If I knew him for 2 years now I'd ask him about those questions and whether he's gay or not. The fact you lie to him and that you're making this thread seems to me that you are not close at all.
Freedom is a stranger
gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
October 29 2008 10:30 GMT
#14
On October 29 2008 17:57 LosingID8 wrote:
first off how old are you

and secondly, he's gay


ah fuck just jump to the second point.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24799 Posts
October 29 2008 10:35 GMT
#15
After two years was it a shock he'd ask stuff like this? I'm pretty sure none of my friends would have asked me this stuff when I was 18... so if it's not shock then I guess you are getting what you should have expected...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
October 29 2008 10:38 GMT
#16
To be honest, it was really a shock because I've never had friends who asked me these kind of questions. We've been good friends but not really close. Like how I see him in school and stuff and we just talk and its not really much.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
October 29 2008 10:48 GMT
#17
Your friend is weird.. but not sure if he's gay.
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Zuries
Profile Joined May 2008
United Kingdom156 Posts
October 29 2008 11:09 GMT
#18
On October 29 2008 18:00 JMave wrote:
I'm 18. And fuck yeah man I had thoughts that he was gay too.



and you dont have hair on your chest?


eat you bread crusts
FUCK SALT
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
October 29 2008 11:51 GMT
#19
Hmmmm, what we know now:
1- you don't have chest hair
2- you do masturbate

Now tell us the last part about your curved peewee
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
October 29 2008 11:51 GMT
#20
Women generally don't have chest hair.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
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