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Okay I have this friend and we've known each other for like 2 years.
He's actually started to ask me a whole fuck bunch of weird ass questions that I really wonder why. I don't mean to be such a meanie but I don't know.. its just so irritating I find.
First like a couple of months back, he asked me if I had hair on my chest. I said no and he said oh, cos he said he went swimming with a friend and he said he was kinda hairy. Then I said oh ya some guys are like that. Then he goes on and asks if he can see my chest. I was really like wtf right now and I said what for? Its so gay and he's like okay fine.
Well just like last week, he asked me if I masturbated. I mean what kind of question is that. So I lied. I told him no. And he was suddenly like oh! I found someone who finally doesn't do it.
It was probably a bad move about lying but I mean.. its just so out of the ordinary.
Then he asked me how does masturbation work and I'm like.. er well.. imagine explaining it through next messages. Awkward as fuck.
He then asked me whenever I had erections, if my thing was curved. I'm like?? The worst part was that it happened during dinner time and I'm really just so ticked off at this point.
So today he then tells me he found out how to masturbate.
So what would you do? I mean I don't wish to hurt his feelings since we've been friends. I know it was wrong to lie but sometimes I just find that sharing this information with someone else is too much exposure.
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CA10829 Posts
first off how old are you
and secondly, he's gay
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Melbourne5338 Posts
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
well? are you gonna tell us or not
is your 'thing' curved and do you have chest hair, please provide pictures
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I'm 18. And fuck yeah man I had thoughts that he was gay too.
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On October 29 2008 17:59 intrigue wrote:
well? are you gonna tell us or not
is your 'thing' curved and do you have chest hair, please provide pictures
Sorry dude. That will cost you money.
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CA10829 Posts
On October 29 2008 18:01 JMave wrote:Show nested quote +On October 29 2008 17:59 intrigue wrote:
well? are you gonna tell us or not
is your 'thing' curved and do you have chest hair, please provide pictures Sorry dude. That will cost you money.
hey now, TL isn't a paysite for whoring yourself off!
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is awesome32278 Posts
Tell him you want to sleep with him.
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Is he the really introverted kind with strict parents?
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On October 29 2008 18:07 Nytefish wrote:
Is he the really introverted kind with strict parents?
Well, I'm not sure about his parents and his family but he's really not an introvert. From what I know he actually can relate to people quite well.
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A little too well, apparently.
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It's not hard to say that you don't feel comfortable talking about it.
I can't believe you're 18 year-olds. One can't handle simple situations and the other was apparently sick for sex education classes 10 years in a row.
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If I knew him for 2 years now I'd ask him about those questions and whether he's gay or not. The fact you lie to him and that you're making this thread seems to me that you are not close at all.
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On October 29 2008 17:57 LosingID8 wrote:
first off how old are you
and secondly, he's gay
ah fuck just jump to the second point.
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United States24767 Posts
After two years was it a shock he'd ask stuff like this? I'm pretty sure none of my friends would have asked me this stuff when I was 18... so if it's not shock then I guess you are getting what you should have expected...
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To be honest, it was really a shock because I've never had friends who asked me these kind of questions. We've been good friends but not really close. Like how I see him in school and stuff and we just talk and its not really much.
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Your friend is weird.. but not sure if he's gay.
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On October 29 2008 18:00 JMave wrote:
I'm 18. And fuck yeah man I had thoughts that he was gay too.
and you dont have hair on your chest?
eat you bread crusts
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Hmmmm, what we know now:
1- you don't have chest hair
2- you do masturbate
Now tell us the last part about your curved peewee
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Russian Federation4235 Posts
Women generally don't have chest hair.
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