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MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
September 27 2008 11:03 GMT
#1
God damnit.

About fifteen friends of mine had an intervention with me the other day, they god damn tricked me to my friends place.

But what for?

I smoke enormous amounts of weed every day(get it for free), drink(and party heavily) 4~ times a week and especially for unsafe sex. Now I'm really healthy considering my extremely volatile lifestyle, now the thing is... all my friends did something pretty damn freaky. They all went together and are sending me to god damn thailand for 2 months to live in a god damn buddhist god damn friggin god damn something. Now you might think "cool thailand" okay listen, this is in the middle of nowhere and i'll essentially be a prisoners with these monk dudes, and i'll have to live like I'm from the year 1000 or something. Which is kind of cool, BUT FOR TWO MONTHS?

It's pretty awesome by my friends but god damnit, this is seriously freaky, and I can't just say fuck no cause this was extremely expensive and I'd probably lose friendship if I just skipped this.

So i'll disapear for a bit over two months in december. But these buddhist dudes will hold my plane ticket home so I cant really just run away. But i'm considering just running off at the airport in bangkok and using my own money and just chill out for 2 months and buy my own ticket.

So if anyone is in bangkok december-february, and you dare, join up with me, i'm the most fun guy to hang out with. I'm not a douchebag as the picture I paint of myself, in the eyes of others i'm actually extremely kind and fun.


ps. god damn buddhists

[image loading]

Poll: what to do...
(Vote): stay with the monk dudes
(Vote): just walk away at the airport and have a vacation

I'm a total ass for even considering having a vacation instead, but hey, 2 months is a very very long time.

*
hello there
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
September 27 2008 11:08 GMT
#2
If you're at the point in your life where 15 of your good friends staged an intervention because you party too much, taking their money they spent on helping you and partying in Thailand is probably a really stupid idea.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
September 27 2008 11:09 GMT
#3
sufferrr!
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
September 27 2008 11:17 GMT
#4
It's a trap, they want you to get in bed with a transvestite.

What they didn't take into consideration was that you actually wouldn't mind that.

No I'm never serious.
Dark.Carnival
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5095 Posts
September 27 2008 11:23 GMT
#5
you could be the next karate kid, so i'm voting stay with the monks.
@QxGDarkCell ._.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
September 27 2008 11:28 GMT
#6
Yeah definitely. Stay with the "monk dudes". It could turn out to be really interesting.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
September 27 2008 11:53 GMT
#7
I voted for you to do your own thing, but if you had that many of your friends sit you down and tell you your life is fucked up, they are obviously seeing something you're not. psychotic isolation is probably a bit extreme, but it definitely seems to be a sign that you need to change your life.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
September 27 2008 11:58 GMT
#8
your friends know how to waste money
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hunter692007/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
September 27 2008 12:17 GMT
#9
On September 27 2008 20:53 Energies wrote:
I voted for you to do your own thing, but if you had that many of your friends sit you down and tell you your life is fucked up, they are obviously seeing something you're not. psychotic isolation is probably a bit extreme, but it definitely seems to be a sign that you need to change your life.
This
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
September 27 2008 12:32 GMT
#10
On September 27 2008 20:03 MarklarMarklar wrote:
I'm not a douchebag as the picture I paint of myself, in the eyes of others i'm actually extremely kind and fun.


which is why they're sending you to a prison in another country for two months
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
NrG.ZaM
Profile Joined March 2008
United States267 Posts
September 27 2008 13:23 GMT
#11
Why pass up an opportunity to chit chat with some monks?
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
September 27 2008 13:34 GMT
#12
On September 27 2008 20:08 BroOd wrote:
If you're at the point in your life where 15 of your good friends staged an intervention because you party too much, taking their money they spent on helping you and partying in Thailand is probably a really stupid idea.

Couldn't have said it any better.

Obviously they know that you need it, or they wouldn't have dished out a huge amount of money for you to do this, and denying what they try to give you is just douchebaggery. Of course you probably won't enjoy being there, so cry.
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
vhallee
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
899 Posts
September 27 2008 13:41 GMT
#13
well if you dont go to live with the monks and run away to do whatever you want, then you'll prove to them they were right about you and the intervention was necessary.
Marijuana causes amnesia and other things I don't remember.
capek
Profile Joined September 2008
United States585 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-27 14:32:34
September 27 2008 14:16 GMT
#14
On September 27 2008 22:23 NrG.ZaM wrote:
Why pass up an opportunity to chit chat with some monks?

Haha hopefully you weren't referring to that one post...

edit: shoot. i just realized this is the same blogger! lol
in case you're wondering... http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=78637
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6639 Posts
September 27 2008 14:27 GMT
#15
Go for a month of partying in Thailand then turn up to the monks a month late and hope they don't keep you prisoner for two months anyway. And then when you tell your friends that you went to stay with the monks it will be the truth
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
September 27 2008 14:41 GMT
#16
On September 27 2008 21:32 vGl-CoW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 27 2008 20:03 MarklarMarklar wrote:
I'm not a douchebag as the picture I paint of myself, in the eyes of others i'm actually extremely kind and fun.


which is why they're sending you to a prison in another country for two months


haha
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43350 Posts
September 27 2008 14:42 GMT
#17
I'd normally go with "don't do things just because your friends tell you to or because you don't want to disappoint them/feel guilty" but when 15 friends get together and put money down up front their judgement of what is right for you probably outweighs yours.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
September 27 2008 15:20 GMT
#18
On September 27 2008 21:17 Plexa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 27 2008 20:53 Energies wrote:
I voted for you to do your own thing, but if you had that many of your friends sit you down and tell you your life is fucked up, they are obviously seeing something you're not. psychotic isolation is probably a bit extreme, but it definitely seems to be a sign that you need to change your life.
This

Yep,
Its your life, You do what you want
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-27 15:30:47
September 27 2008 15:27 GMT
#19
On September 27 2008 20:28 SnowFantasy wrote:
Yeah definitely. Stay with the "monk dudes". It could turn out to be really interesting.

I have already seen a gay monk and the guy was funny, he had a crush on a friend. That was hilarious. My friend was really uneasy and tried to dodge him rolf. ( We were visiting a pagod in Vietnam ).

edit: "interesting" or interesting ? xD
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
September 27 2008 15:29 GMT
#20
15 people that know you well making an objective decision from a 3rd person perspective on your life probably have a more reliable idea of whether you need to do this or not than you do
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
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