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sqwert
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States781 Posts
September 03 2008 06:39 GMT
#1
i was shopping for a little test notebook we use as a one-time-use essay booklet when my friend comes by, and we start heading towards the entrance door, not the exit by the cash registers. we walk casually for a while and i look down and realize i had the booklet in plain sight under my arm all this time!
its funny that this isnt the first time it happened to me. i once was in spencers gifts looking around and found a lil ball and started playing with it, and accidently walked out with it without knowing.
this ever happen to you guys?

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if everythings coming your way, youre in the wrong lane. sAviOr 4evar!
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
September 03 2008 06:41 GMT
#2
oh yeah i steal all the time
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pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
September 03 2008 06:43 GMT
#3
Hasn't happened to me haha, I've always payed for what I take out. I sometimes walk out with the towels they hand out at the gym though (suppose to return it into the bin as you walk out), but I guess it's a little different from your situation.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
September 03 2008 06:43 GMT
#4
I would find it hard to when there's a loud "BEEP BEEP BEEEEP" if I tried to walk out of the store.
No I'm never serious.
sqwert
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States781 Posts
September 03 2008 06:45 GMT
#5
this thing was just paper, $0.28 i think. i dont think theyll run after me for a lil 28 cents
if everythings coming your way, youre in the wrong lane. sAviOr 4evar!
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
September 03 2008 06:59 GMT
#6
It's called five finger discount. I get that a lot.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
September 03 2008 07:02 GMT
#7
I one time accidentally placed a chocolate bar in my pocket then about 5 minutes after leaving the store I discovered it. It was rather startling.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 03 2008 07:04 GMT
#8
Yes I did this once, but I went back and paid for it.
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
September 03 2008 07:21 GMT
#9
I walk out with glasses etc. from restaurants where the glasses are not meant to be taken out. I've always been too embarrassed to take them back so I have a couple of free glasses. Neat.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
cujo2k
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada1044 Posts
September 03 2008 08:47 GMT
#10
never happend to me, prolly cuz i get paranoid everytime im about to enter those shoplifting detector thingies, and i check =O
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Soul1462
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States21 Posts
September 03 2008 08:54 GMT
#11
something similar has happened to me,
except, it was with money.
i was walking towards a store with $20 in my hand, a minuet later i realized it was gone, that my hand had opened up because i had forgotten it was in my hand, and i dropped it somewhere in the parking lot.
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-03 09:59:56
September 03 2008 09:59 GMT
#12
I would really get worried at it. When you subconsciously steal something it means you want to do that. You can work on it to not make it happen again though.
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TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
September 03 2008 14:38 GMT
#13
On September 03 2008 16:02 Mastermind wrote:
I one time accidentally placed a chocolate bar in my pocket then about 5 minutes after leaving the store I discovered it. It was rather startling.


Gotta hate when shit just seems to jump into your pockets.
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
September 03 2008 14:45 GMT
#14
Reminds me of a funny story. I shoplifted all the fucking time when I was about 14. I was becoming a kleptomaniac. I finally got caught in the most ridiculous way. I decided to steal a Playboy, and this Phantasy Star Online walkthrough that was like $30. I put them both in my coat, but on separate sides and kind of tucked them under my arm pit. I tried walking out of the store, but one of the clerks seen me. I had been caught. So I get taken into the back and shes lifts up one side of my coat, and finds the playboy and takes it. That was all the searching they did. They called the cops, cops showed up and took me home. During this entire time. I was pouring sweat, because I still had the PSO magazine tucked in the other side of my coat. That was by far the most nerve racking experience of my life. I never stole again after that haha.
Not bad for a cat toy.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-03 15:17:12
September 03 2008 15:13 GMT
#15
The only thing I've ever accidentally stolen in my life was a some carrot seeds when I was seven I think. I live near a K-Mart. One day I went with my mom, and I saw some carrot seeds in a little kool aid like container. I put them in my pocket, because I was going to ask her to buy them for me.

We eventually left, and as we got in the car I remembered about the seeds. I told my mom, and she asked if I wanted to go back to return them. I was too embarrassed, and scared so I just kept them. They were .25 cents I think.

I planted them a couple days later, and like a couple months later I ate the carrots. I think my mom used them in a soup. They were pretty tasty.

fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 03 2008 15:37 GMT
#16
Man I used to steal all the time when I was a retard and when I was poor not too long ago. One time I stole a power drill from Home Depot just up the road from my house because I was high and my friend said I couldn't. I didn't even make a money bet on it or anything, just took it out of the case (it wasn't tied down by a metal wire like they normally are, or maybe it was and I destroyed it in my fervor to prove my friend wrong - honestly don't remember) stuffed it under my jacket and walked out. Because it wasn't out of a box, there was no alarm. The shit was like 10 pounds, and when I woke up in bed with it the next day all I could think was "where did this brand new power drill come from and why the fuck did I sleep with it?"

Getting fucked up is awesome, no?
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 03 2008 15:38 GMT
#17
On September 04 2008 00:13 Mickey wrote:
The only thing I've ever accidentally stolen in my life

WAS BOOKS FROM AMAZON LOLS.

Nah I'm just playing, you already heard my take on that situation in your blog.
Peace~
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
September 03 2008 15:42 GMT
#18
On September 04 2008 00:38 fanatacist wrote:
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On September 04 2008 00:13 Mickey wrote:
The only thing I've ever accidentally stolen in my life

WAS BOOKS FROM AMAZON LOLS.

Nah I'm just playing, you already heard my take on that situation in your blog.

The lord gave me those books as a sign of his divine grace. I didn't steal them.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 03 2008 15:46 GMT
#19
On September 04 2008 00:42 Mickey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 04 2008 00:38 fanatacist wrote:
On September 04 2008 00:13 Mickey wrote:
The only thing I've ever accidentally stolen in my life

WAS BOOKS FROM AMAZON LOLS.

Nah I'm just playing, you already heard my take on that situation in your blog.

The lord gave me those books as a sign of his divine grace. I didn't steal them.

I think that it is your responsibility to now walk the Earth and reveal the teachings of these books to people on public transport, screaming about being chosen by God to deliver the message.
Peace~
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
September 03 2008 16:11 GMT
#20
I've stolen little sauce cups from restaurants when they pack my shit up but dont bring a container for the sauce! I totally blame them
Nak Allstar.
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4843 Posts
September 03 2008 16:30 GMT
#21
I accidentally put bubble gum into my jeans' pocket when I grabbed it off the shelf, and forgot to pay for it at the cashier's. That's it
Complete the cycle!
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6177 Posts
September 03 2008 16:34 GMT
#22
On September 03 2008 15:43 Nytefish wrote:
I would find it hard to when there's a loud "BEEP BEEP BEEEEP" if I tried to walk out of the store.


they don't put detectors on cheap items..
I've done some shoplifting when I was younger, it was pretty stupid but I didn't have any money back then.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
September 03 2008 19:23 GMT
#23
I stole a pack of yu gi oh cards a while back, I was so scared walking out but I felt relieved after I passed the detector.
letsbefree
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada123 Posts
September 03 2008 20:01 GMT
#24
On September 04 2008 04:23 il0seonpurpose wrote:
I stole a pack of yu gi oh cards a while back, I was so scared walking out but I felt relieved after I passed the detector.


LOLOLOLOL YUGIOH!

I use to pwn at that card game
hehe...
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-03 23:10:44
September 03 2008 22:19 GMT
#25
On September 04 2008 05:01 letsbefree wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 04 2008 04:23 il0seonpurpose wrote:
I stole a pack of yu gi oh cards a while back, I was so scared walking out but I felt relieved after I passed the detector.


LOLOLOLOL YUGIOH!

I use to pwn at that card game

You're just too cool aren't you.
Peace~
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
September 03 2008 22:43 GMT
#26
On September 03 2008 16:04 travis wrote:
Yes I did this once, but I went back and paid for it.

Kill yourself
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
September 03 2008 23:49 GMT
#27
On September 03 2008 15:41 paper wrote:
oh yeah i steal all the time

What do you steal? paper?
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Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
September 04 2008 00:36 GMT
#28
I don't think I have ever done this before. If I did, I'd probably go back and pay for it like travis. =/
sqwert
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States781 Posts
September 04 2008 16:58 GMT
#29
i also stole a large A&W mug from A&W on purpose. i still have it. to this day.
if everythings coming your way, youre in the wrong lane. sAviOr 4evar!
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 04 2008 17:01 GMT
#30
Unlike all the other stuff you stole? Do you steal then smash it? Obviously you still fucking have the mug what are you 20 something? If that.. let's not lead on like we are a bunch of 70 year old men discussing the good ol days of our youth.
ShadowDrgn
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
September 04 2008 20:37 GMT
#31
I accidentally stole a bottle of shampoo from a grocery store once because it was pushed to the back of the cart. The guy bagging groceries didn't notice it either. I found it in the parking lot when I was putting the bags in my car, but I wasn't going to bother to walk back into the store to pay for it.
Of course, you only live one life, and you make all your mistakes, and learn what not to do, and that’s the end of you.
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
September 04 2008 22:22 GMT
#32
One time a few weeks ago, I went to dinner with a friend. We sat and talked for almost an hour after eating, then got up and left. It turns out neither of us had paid. I felt like such a douche.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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