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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11603 Posts
August 22 2008 22:59 GMT
#21
I play poker on mondays/wednesdays with a guy who is a gardener for fake plants in this hotel.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
August 22 2008 23:16 GMT
#22
On August 23 2008 07:11 Hippopotamus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 23 2008 06:21 crazie-penguin wrote:
On August 23 2008 04:53 semioldguy wrote:
Wal Mart greeters

seriously what the fuck, i never ever understood that job.
And haha to the paper towel standoff lololoololololololololol


Isn't it obvious? Greeting people is a perfect ruse to conceal what you're really doing: making sure people aren't stealing.



Yeah its funny here in Scotland at Tesco's. The very same old grandpa that that smiles broadly at the door at everybody turns into:

ZOMFG SHOW MY UR MOTHAF'IN ID MOFO, once you do do something he doesn't like, like looking at alcohol and being foreign -,-
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
August 22 2008 23:38 GMT
#23
On August 23 2008 07:59 CaucasianAsian wrote:
I play poker on mondays/wednesdays with a guy who is a gardener for fake plants in this hotel.


I wonder what his job entails then? Dusting the dust off the plastic?
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32161 Posts
August 22 2008 23:55 GMT
#24
On August 23 2008 07:59 CaucasianAsian wrote:
I play poker on mondays/wednesdays with a guy who is a gardener for fake plants in this hotel.



ahhaha, this made me laugh
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
August 23 2008 00:04 GMT
#25
On August 23 2008 08:55 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 23 2008 07:59 CaucasianAsian wrote:
I play poker on mondays/wednesdays with a guy who is a gardener for fake plants in this hotel.



ahhaha, this made me laugh


hahahahah Thats so funny. Thats my dream job!
Ra.Xor.2
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1784 Posts
August 23 2008 00:10 GMT
#26
ROFL, thats just perfect.
#1 Flash Fan
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
August 23 2008 00:44 GMT
#27
lol. Is he called fake gardener?
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
August 23 2008 01:32 GMT
#28
there's a guy like that in a bar around here

but hes super helpful and has a wide selection of colognes and he keeps the bathroom super fucking clean despite the high volume of drunken traffic that rolls through there
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 23 2008 10:51 GMT
#29
a bathroom...
in a bar
... clean??????

i've got to see this
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
August 23 2008 12:17 GMT
#30
On August 23 2008 04:47 Hawk wrote:
That guy in the bathroom at clubs who hands out paper towels.

Seriously, what the fuck? I'm expected to tip because you reached and grabbed something that's less than a foot away from me and handed it to me? I hate these assholes—they get in the way, give you nasty looks after you don't tip them for 'helping' you and anger me greatly for some reason.

GET A REAL FUCKING JOB!!@~#`2`323

Yeah those guys annoy me, they're always spraying aftershave on you and expecting money.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
August 23 2008 14:40 GMT
#31
On August 23 2008 10:32 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
there's a guy like that in a bar around here

but hes super helpful and has a wide selection of colognes and he keeps the bathroom super fucking clean despite the high volume of drunken traffic that rolls through there

Same with here. They actually do a good job. Funny thing is they're all black guys. Every club, its a token black guy. What's even more funny is that black people are not very common around here. So its like the only black guy you see all night, is the one working in the bathroom.

But regardless, they're always super nice and they don't give a shit if you tip them or not. Even if you use their cologne.
Not bad for a cat toy.
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