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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32140 Posts
August 22 2008 19:47 GMT
#1
That guy in the bathroom at clubs who hands out paper towels.

Seriously, what the fuck? I'm expected to tip because you reached and grabbed something that's less than a foot away from me and handed it to me? I hate these assholes—they get in the way, give you nasty looks after you don't tip them for 'helping' you and anger me greatly for some reason.

GET A REAL FUCKING JOB!!@~#`2`323

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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
August 22 2008 19:53 GMT
#2
Wal Mart greeters
Moderator
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
August 22 2008 19:53 GMT
#3
If you're as lazy as I am, they're fucking gods among men.
RIP Aaliyah
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
August 22 2008 19:55 GMT
#4
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
srsly
lol
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
August 22 2008 19:58 GMT
#5
On August 23 2008 04:53 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
If you're as lazy as I am, they're fucking gods among men.


There's no topping that response.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
August 22 2008 20:00 GMT
#6
looooooooooooooooool
Moderator<:3-/-<
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24776 Posts
August 22 2008 20:53 GMT
#7
Instead of just being standoffish like that, do something about it. Stand on the other side of the sink. When someone comes, hold out a paper towel and force the customer to choose who to receive the towel from.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
August 22 2008 20:55 GMT
#8
Progamers.
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
August 22 2008 20:56 GMT
#9
hahahahaha ha lol
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
August 22 2008 20:57 GMT
#10
On August 23 2008 05:53 micronesia wrote:
Instead of just being standoffish like that, do something about it. Stand on the other side of the sink. When someone comes, hold out a paper towel and force the customer to choose who to receive the towel from.


LOL, toilet paper wars.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32140 Posts
August 22 2008 21:03 GMT
#11
On August 23 2008 05:53 micronesia wrote:
Instead of just being standoffish like that, do something about it. Stand on the other side of the sink. When someone comes, hold out a paper towel and force the customer to choose who to receive the towel from.


lol

that actually would be pretty funny
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crazie-penguin
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States1253 Posts
August 22 2008 21:21 GMT
#12
On August 23 2008 04:53 semioldguy wrote:
Wal Mart greeters

seriously what the fuck, i never ever understood that job.
And haha to the paper towel standoff lololoololololololololol
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
August 22 2008 21:33 GMT
#13
On August 23 2008 05:55 LemOn wrote:
Progamers.


Leave this site plz
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
August 22 2008 21:45 GMT
#14
President of the United States of America
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-22 22:04:39
August 22 2008 22:02 GMT
#15
Ah come on Stan. Look at Bush for example. His point was being the dummest President ever, making wrong decision that affected the global politic situation and economy and being re-elected because of Terrorist crisis. I think he made a bigger contribution and affected more lives than a paper towel guy -,-
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
August 22 2008 22:07 GMT
#16
On August 23 2008 07:02 LemOn wrote:
Ah come on Stan. Look at Bush for example. His point was being the dummest President ever, making wrong decision that affected the global politic situation and economy and being re-elected because of Terrorist crisis. I think he made a bigger contribution and affected more lives than a paper towel guy -,-


if you look at it that way, he made a prett valiant effort
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
August 22 2008 22:11 GMT
#17
On August 23 2008 06:21 crazie-penguin wrote:
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On August 23 2008 04:53 semioldguy wrote:
Wal Mart greeters

seriously what the fuck, i never ever understood that job.
And haha to the paper towel standoff lololoololololololololol


Isn't it obvious? Greeting people is a perfect ruse to conceal what you're really doing: making sure people aren't stealing.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 22 2008 22:44 GMT
#18
lol that makes sense actually
:<
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
August 22 2008 22:48 GMT
#19
The worst is when they put a cover over the paper towel dispenser, forcing you to accept from their roll.

I give these guys 1 dollar for the night.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
ydg
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States690 Posts
August 22 2008 22:56 GMT
#20
It's scary when they try to make conversation with you.
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
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