Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.

EpiK

Korea (South)5757 Posts

August 17 2008 21:45 GMT

...fucked up

Elric

United Kingdom1327 Posts

August 17 2008 21:46 GMT

Hahaha. She must have been an absolute bitch. Wow.

It irritates me sometimes when obituaries are so artificially complimentary of the deceased.. this is a nice antidote......

SCC-Faust

United States3736 Posts

August 17 2008 21:46 GMT

She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.

Holy shit. The newspaper staff arranged this for Dolores or something?

Nitrogen

United States5345 Posts

August 17 2008 21:53 GMT

There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. So I say here for all of us, GOOD BYE, MOM.

hahaha

meathook

1289 Posts

August 17 2008 21:57 GMT

Epic obituary.

However, I would not call nine children produced "making no contribution to society", exactly.

DhakhaR

United Kingdom721 Posts

August 17 2008 22:08 GMT

On August 18 2008 06:46 Elric_ wrote:
Hahaha. She must have been an absolute bitch. Wow.

It irritates me sometimes when obituaries are so artificially complimentary of the deceased.. this is a nice antidote......

WORD.

i hate how every single person that gets stabbed or shot is like a model citizen whose life was just beginning, lovely fun loving person who would never harm a fly bla bla.

yeah its bad news but dont make shit up.

Jonoman92

United States9103 Posts

August 17 2008 22:08 GMT

On August 18 2008 06:57 meathook wrote:
Epic obituary.

However, I would not call nine children produced "making no contribution to society", exactly.

Having kids alone isn't exactly contributing. Maybe they're all delinquents and criminals.

meathook

1289 Posts

August 17 2008 22:18 GMT

On August 18 2008 07:08 Jonoman92 wrote:

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Having kids alone isn't exactly contributing. Maybe they're all delinquents and criminals.

My post makes no mention of the quality of her contribution, mind you. It is a contribution no less.

Falcynn

United States3597 Posts

August 17 2008 22:22 GMT

#10

omg...I should start reading the obituaries more often

Wysp

Canada2299 Posts

August 17 2008 22:27 GMT

#11

On August 18 2008 07:18 meathook wrote:

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My post makes no mention of the quality of her contribution, mind you. It is a contribution no less.

you closet christian

Chef

10810 Posts

August 17 2008 23:05 GMT

#12

No doubt, the girl who wrote that is as huge a bitch as her mother was. A chip off the old block.

Mickey

United States2606 Posts

August 17 2008 23:11 GMT

#13

On August 18 2008 06:46 SCC-Faust wrote:

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Holy shit. The newspaper staff arranged this for Dolores or something?

LOL

thoraxe

United States1449 Posts

August 17 2008 23:12 GMT

#14

So your name is Dolores? literal translation from spanish= pain

Woyn

United Kingdom1628 Posts

August 17 2008 23:15 GMT

#15

She is survived by her daughters Marietta, Mitzi, Stella, Beatrice, Virginia and Ramona, and son Billy;

Goddamn thats alot of kids...

Mastermind

Canada7096 Posts

August 17 2008 23:21 GMT

#16

On August 18 2008 08:15 Woyn wrote:
She is survived by her daughters Marietta, Mitzi, Stella, Beatrice, Virginia and Ramona, and son Billy;

Goddamn thats alot of kids...

I guess you have never heard of catholicism

ahrara_

Afghanistan1715 Posts

August 17 2008 23:26 GMT

#17

you mean mormonism