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Zalfor
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States1035 Posts
August 11 2008 03:02 GMT
#1
So TL is now the new place to get relationship advice? I mean. <_<
we might as well all ask rekrul to kick us in the nuts or something.

555, kthxbai
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
August 11 2008 03:03 GMT
#2
Haha. Well people just vent. I'm sure they don't come here looking for advice. They just wind up venting their feelings and people try to help.
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
August 11 2008 03:03 GMT
#3
Asking for relationship advice on the Internet is like asking George W. Bush to explain the economy to you.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
August 11 2008 03:06 GMT
#4
well, for some people, asking TL is better than following their intuition

which is kind of sad but eh
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BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
August 11 2008 03:07 GMT
#5
Nut kicking? That's so last week. We're now into PUNCHING IN THE MOTHERFUCKING DICK.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
August 11 2008 03:08 GMT
#6
On August 11 2008 12:07 BottleAbuser wrote:
Nut kicking? That's so last week. We're now into PUNCHING IN THE MOTHERFUCKING DICK.


LMAO

I think getting kicked in the balls hurt more though, no?
Antipathy
Profile Joined June 2008
United States222 Posts
August 11 2008 03:14 GMT
#7
There is nothing wrong with receiving multiple viewpoints on a situation. Especially if you need the anonymity. (i.e. You can't ask your friends about a certain girl because they would all know who it is).
"All give some, some give all"
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
August 11 2008 03:17 GMT
#8
It's popular with some people, but it's not a good idea. There's a difference between asking for advice and asking for a pat on the back though.
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44410 Posts
August 11 2008 03:22 GMT
#9
On August 11 2008 12:08 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2008 12:07 BottleAbuser wrote:
Nut kicking? That's so last week. We're now into PUNCHING IN THE MOTHERFUCKING DICK.


LMAO

I think getting kicked in the balls hurt more though, no?

He's just yanking your cock man.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 11 2008 03:32 GMT
#10
On August 11 2008 12:07 BottleAbuser wrote:
Nut kicking? That's so last week. We're now into PUNCHING IN THE MOTHERFUCKING DICK.


ahhahahaha bottle ur too fuckin funny man
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
August 11 2008 03:43 GMT
#11
On August 11 2008 12:32 alffla wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2008 12:07 BottleAbuser wrote:
Nut kicking? That's so last week. We're now into PUNCHING IN THE MOTHERFUCKING DICK.


ahhahahaha bottle ur too fuckin funny man

ahaha..wait...where?
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24807 Posts
August 11 2008 03:58 GMT
#12
If people ask for some general advice, and are somewhat vague, I can understand it. But people go so incredibly in depth to the point where they are discussing foreplay... and I think that's just unnecessary for teamliquid. Save it for pm at least lol
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geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
August 11 2008 04:45 GMT
#13
what's wrong with asking for advice?
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