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My Mom's Yearbook Lover

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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 08 2008 01:43 GMT
#1
I'm waiting to play some ICCup games but right now my mother has occupied the computer for the past two hours doing a write-up for some newspaper story about my medical condition (she has a support-group and is quite vigilante about it). So I was sitting on the sofa waiting for her to get off (haha) and it just so happens that my parents put three books on the sofa to keep the dog from jumping on it. I knew this for a while since my mother is a clean freak and literally vacuums the carpets every morning before she goes to her OBGYN clinic in the Reading Hospital as a nurse.

So I didn't really feel like watching television, and instead pick up a yearbook. I've seen the year books my parents have from before, and I usually page around making fun of the dumb looking 70's and 80's retards that occupied Governor Mifflin. The specific issue I started to read was "Monarch Memories" 1978, which I have no clue how that relates to my school but whatever.

Instead of paging around to make fun of the way people looked back then, I turn to the first page. People wrote comments on her blank page, and I read one that was simply too hilarious to not post:

"Renee - To a really cute girl who I hope to know for a long time. I've known you for a while and I hope to know you just a little better in the not too distant future. I must bore you to death with my piano. I can't help it!! I love playing the piano! Well, anyway, I'm glad I'm going to the ninth grade dance with you. It's how I wanted the "whole mess" to turn out. You are quite a young lady!! So is your sister! You've got a funny mom! I'm sure she'd get along quite well with me. (and I'd get along quite well with her!) I felt like a real pig eating the ice cream at your house right after we ran. I hope we get together a lot over the summer. I want to be with you all the time. If there is anything that adds something to you its those pretty eyes, that curly hair, and your shyness. (even the ?????) It's all these things put together that make up the super young lady & love;

RENEE!

Love
Eric '81"


Two things. First off I'm gonna scan this bad boy once I find where the hell my scanner is. Second off I'm gonna find out where this guy lives, rip the page out and mail it to him. I bet his current wife will get a kick out of it.

And no, I don't understand why it says '81 next to Eric's name but the yearbook is from 1978. And yes, I read Eric's whole love confession as sexual innuendos. And I laughed. Hard.

****
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 08 2008 01:46 GMT
#2
hhaahh omg nice lol who the hell writes mesages like that on peoples yearbooks roflllllllll nice..

81".. 8 foot 1? lol
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
AngryLlama
Profile Joined September 2005
United States1227 Posts
August 08 2008 01:49 GMT
#3
lol
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
August 08 2008 01:49 GMT
#4
ez.

your mom was class of 78
he was class of 81

hahaha?
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
August 08 2008 01:51 GMT
#5
what haji said might be it.
FR4CT4L
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia697 Posts
August 08 2008 01:51 GMT
#6
I find that quite the humorous. Ask your mother what the 81 is about!
Veni, vidi, vici!
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 01:53:48
August 08 2008 01:52 GMT
#7
On August 08 2008 10:49 thedeadhaji wrote:
ez.

your mom was class of 78
he was class of 81

hahaha?


Oh God... Seniors/Juniors boys with freshman girls always do the nasty.

EW EW EW.

Edit: Holy shit I'm retarded.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
August 08 2008 02:00 GMT
#8
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Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 02:01:17
August 08 2008 02:00 GMT
#9
What, medical condition?

Anyways... if they were in 9th grade from '77-'78 then they were obviously the class of '81... duh?
10th '78-'79
11th '79-'80
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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 08 2008 02:04 GMT
#10
Fuckin hate math.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
August 08 2008 02:07 GMT
#11
What if you find his pic and he looks more like you than your father does
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boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
August 08 2008 02:09 GMT
#12
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 08 2008 02:12 GMT
#13
On August 08 2008 10:52 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 08 2008 10:49 thedeadhaji wrote:
ez.

your mom was class of 78
he was class of 81

hahaha?


Oh God... Seniors/Juniors boys with freshman girls always do the nasty.

EW EW EW.

Edit: Holy shit I'm retarded.


haahah
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
August 08 2008 02:15 GMT
#14
On August 08 2008 11:07 Jibba wrote:
What if you find his pic and he looks more like you than your father does


ROFL QFT
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
August 08 2008 02:19 GMT
#15
On August 08 2008 11:07 Jibba wrote:
What if you find his pic and "he" looks more like you than your mother does


fixd
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artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
August 08 2008 02:20 GMT
#16
On August 08 2008 10:43 SCC-Faust wrote:
I'm waiting to play some ICCup games but right now my mother has occupied the computer for the past two hours doing a write-up for some newspaper story about my medical condition (she has a support-group and is quite vigilante about it). So I was sitting on the sofa waiting for her to get off (haha) and it just so happens that my parents put three books on the sofa to keep the dog from jumping on it. I knew this for a while since my mother is a clean freak and literally vacuums the carpets every morning before she goes to her OBGYN clinic in the Reading Hospital as a nurse.

So I didn't really feel like watching television, and instead pick up a yearbook. I've seen the year books my parents have from before, and I usually page around making fun of the dumb looking 70's and 80's retards that occupied Governor Mifflin. The specific issue I started to read was "Monarch Memories" 1978, which I have no clue how that relates to my school but whatever.

Instead of paging around to make fun of the way people looked back then, I turn to the first page. People wrote comments on her blank page, and I read one that was simply too hilarious to not post:

"Renee - To a really cute girl who I hope to know for a long time. I've known you for a while and I hope to know you just a little better in the not too distant future. I must bore you to death with my piano. I can't help it!! I love playing the piano! Well, anyway, I'm glad I'm going to the ninth grade dance with you. It's how I wanted the "whole mess" to turn out. You are quite a young lady!! So is your sister! You've got a funny mom! I'm sure she'd get along quite well with me. (and I'd get along quite well with her!) I felt like a real pig eating the ice cream at your house right after we ran. I hope we get together a lot over the summer. I want to be with you all the time. If there is anything that adds something to you its those pretty eyes, that curly hair, and your shyness. (even the ?????) It's all these things put together that make up the super young lady & love;

RENEE!

Love
Eric '81"


Two things. First off I'm gonna scan this bad boy once I find where the hell my scanner is. Second off I'm gonna find out where this guy lives, rip the page out and mail it to him. I bet his current wife will get a kick out of it.

And no, I don't understand why it says '81 next to Eric's name but the yearbook is from 1978. And yes, I read Eric's whole love confession as sexual innuendos. And I laughed. Hard.

faust... please dont do this...

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i am your father.
evolve or die
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
August 08 2008 02:22 GMT
#17
just when i think faust is screwed enough as it is he goes ahead and does this

im amazed that you're somehow good at starcraft, most people in your condition would be at a special education program or in the alley lighting up
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 08 2008 02:32 GMT
#18
On August 08 2008 11:22 Caller wrote:
im amazed that you're somehow good at starcraft, most people in your condition would be at a special education program or in the alley lighting up


Yeah I contemplated lighting up before but it didn't turn out too good.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 08 2008 02:32 GMT
#19
What if he has been secretly looking for your mom and he gets your address then comes to your house?

Lol jk do it, It would be pretty funny.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
August 08 2008 03:00 GMT
#20
On August 08 2008 11:32 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 08 2008 11:22 Caller wrote:
im amazed that you're somehow good at starcraft, most people in your condition would be at a special education program or in the alley lighting up


Yeah I contemplated lighting up before but it didn't turn out too good.


Cuz ur not supposed to do it with tea bags.
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