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yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
August 07 2008 05:35 GMT
#1
this blog was inspired by SonuvDork's miserable attempt at making a joke. the joke floundered unsuccessfully before giving up all efforts and sinking to the bottom of the ocean.

in this blog we're going to bring an end to lame jokes! tell a funny joke you heard! here's mine:

a chicken and an egg are laying in bed together. the chicken rolls over, lights up a cigarette, and says
"well, i guess that answers that question."

***
teh.pwnerer
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada110 Posts
August 07 2008 05:37 GMT
#2
Fact: 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Mass Dark Archons FTW
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
August 07 2008 05:48 GMT
#3
your face
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
August 07 2008 05:52 GMT
#4
tu madre
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
August 07 2008 05:53 GMT
#5
When Haji defends his thesis, he ATTACKS!
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
August 07 2008 05:54 GMT
#6
Ohhhh shit, you're in trouble now yubee, the Post Count Crew's got my back.
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Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-07 05:58:29
August 07 2008 05:58 GMT
#7
what is dracula doing over a tractor?

seeding fear.....
+ Show Spoiler +

at least in spanish sounds more funny
Teamliquidian townie
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
August 07 2008 06:06 GMT
#8
On August 07 2008 14:37 teh.pwnerer wrote:
Fact: 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
imBLIND
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2626 Posts
August 07 2008 06:07 GMT
#9
There was some random asian guy with a boner.
He ran into a wall and broke his nose.
im deaf
jingXD
Profile Joined May 2007
United States283 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-07 06:09:58
August 07 2008 06:09 GMT
#10
women's rights

+ Show Spoiler +
edit: jk! no ban plz
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-07 06:10:49
August 07 2008 06:09 GMT
#11
there is so much pubic hair in my keyboard I could use it for a pillow


blind that is so fucking hilarious
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
August 07 2008 06:13 GMT
#12
blind I fucking hate you. That was ... not me.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
August 07 2008 06:21 GMT
#13
Chuck norris joke 1:
Everyone has Superman underwear. But Superman has Chuck Norris underwear

Chuck norris joke 2:
Where ever Chuck Norris is there is always light. Not because Chuck Norris might be afraid of the dark, but because the darkness is afraid of Chuck Norris.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
August 07 2008 06:23 GMT
#14
maybe the asian had a flimsy boner who knows =D

what did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?


dead ant
dead ant
dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant
dead ant
ant ant ant ant ant
troi oi thang map nai!!!
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
August 07 2008 06:26 GMT
#15
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
August 07 2008 06:28 GMT
#16
Someone go find the Nate story.

How do you keep a person without long-term memory (a la Memento) occupied? Refresh this page to find out.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-07 06:41:42
August 07 2008 06:41 GMT
#17
On August 07 2008 15:23 OhThatDang wrote:
maybe the asian had a flimsy boner who knows =D

what did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?


dead ant
dead ant
dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant
dead ant
ant ant ant ant ant


oh god thats lame
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
imBLIND
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2626 Posts
August 07 2008 06:41 GMT
#18
So little Mary came home from school one day and said,
"Mommy! I got 5 dollars!"
"Where did you get the money?" said the mom.
"Joey was up in the tree and I did a cartwheel under him!"
"Don't do that honey; he just wants to see your panties," cause the mom knows shes wearing a skirt.
The next day, she comes homes with 10 dollars. The mom's like "Where did you get the money?"
Little Mary said,
"Tee-hee, I tricked him. I did it without panties!"
im deaf
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
August 07 2008 06:48 GMT
#19
so one day, a ham was asking a pig where it came from.

and the pig said "i made you"
and the ham said "who made you?"
and the pig said "god made me"
and the ham said "...what?"
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
August 07 2008 06:52 GMT
#20
On August 07 2008 15:48 travis wrote:
so one day, a ham was asking a pig where it came from.

and the pig said "i made you"
and the ham said "who made you?"
and the pig said "god made me"
and the ham said "...what?"


I can't help but laugh even though its such a crap joke.
Multiply your efforts.
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