EPTin this blog we're going to bring an end to lame jokes! tell a funny joke you heard! here's mine:
a chicken and an egg are laying in bed together. the chicken rolls over, lights up a cigarette, and says
"well, i guess that answers that question."
funny jokes!!
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yubee
United States3826 Posts
in this blog we're going to bring an end to lame jokes! tell a funny joke you heard! here's mine: a chicken and an egg are laying in bed together. the chicken rolls over, lights up a cigarette, and says "well, i guess that answers that question." | ||
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teh.pwnerer
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thedeadhaji
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Polar_Nada
United States1548 Posts
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BottleAbuser
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SonuvBob
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
seeding fear..... + Show Spoiler + at least in spanish sounds more funny | ||
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Ancestral
United States3230 Posts
On August 07 2008 14:37 teh.pwnerer wrote: Fact: 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. | ||
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imBLIND
United States2626 Posts
He ran into a wall and broke his nose. | ||
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jingXD
United States283 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + edit: jk! no ban plz | ||
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Deleted User 3420
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blind that is so fucking hilarious | ||
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BottleAbuser
Korea (South)1888 Posts
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FirstBorn
Romania3955 Posts
Everyone has Superman underwear. But Superman has Chuck Norris underwear Chuck norris joke 2: Where ever Chuck Norris is there is always light. Not because Chuck Norris might be afraid of the dark, but because the darkness is afraid of Chuck Norris. | ||
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
what did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant? dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant ant ant ant ant ant | ||
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FirstBorn
Romania3955 Posts
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BottleAbuser
Korea (South)1888 Posts
How do you keep a person without long-term memory (a la Memento) occupied? Refresh this page to find out. | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On August 07 2008 15:23 OhThatDang wrote: maybe the asian had a flimsy boner who knows =D what did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant? dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant ant ant ant ant ant oh god thats lame  | ||
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imBLIND
United States2626 Posts
"Mommy! I got 5 dollars!" "Where did you get the money?" said the mom. "Joey was up in the tree and I did a cartwheel under him!" "Don't do that honey; he just wants to see your panties," cause the mom knows shes wearing a skirt. The next day, she comes homes with 10 dollars. The mom's like "Where did you get the money?" Little Mary said, "Tee-hee, I tricked him. I did it without panties!" | ||
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Deleted User 3420
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and the pig said "i made you" and the ham said "who made you?" and the pig said "god made me" and the ham said "...what?" | ||
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kdog3683
United States916 Posts
On August 07 2008 15:48 travis wrote: so one day, a ham was asking a pig where it came from. and the pig said "i made you" and the ham said "who made you?" and the pig said "god made me" and the ham said "...what?" I can't help but laugh even though its such a crap joke. | ||
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