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Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
August 05 2008 02:14 GMT
#41
On August 05 2008 09:30 BottleAbuser wrote:
It's a fucking restaurant. Eat the food.


this.
I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
August 05 2008 03:43 GMT
#42
LOL INC FTW
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
August 05 2008 04:24 GMT
#43
On August 05 2008 03:16 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Don't be afraid. Fear leads to hatred. Hatred leads to anger.. anger, leads to the Dark Side of the Conversation: Her. They do nothing. They shop, talk on the phone, clean and cook. Sometimes they shake it up and have an affair or vote but that is pretty rare. Why waste your time discussing that shit? She certainly doesn't want it. Women view their bodies as prisons. They are trapped and envious of their male superiors. Help her feel free for a day and grace her with yourself.


I think it's fear>anger>hatred>suffering but yea thanks for your advice. Now i'll get chicks ez when I go on dates.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 05 2008 04:52 GMT
#44
Ok ok, just show her your penis in a non-nonchalant "lets be friends" way. Be smooth, don't just whip it out, slowly drag it out as if it was protesting. Then introduce it, (no need to be rude here, its a manly date) as a non-offensive name. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES CALL IT BY ITS NAME "DICK, COCK, PENIS" NO!!! (your fucked at this point). Andy is fine. or Charles. at this point she will be so amazed you can just fuck get with her at that moment. If this doesn't work you did it all wrong. refer to incontrol for other questions.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
August 05 2008 13:37 GMT
#45
i think someone added 20k hits to the blog
hello there
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
August 05 2008 15:36 GMT
#46
All your blogs suggest that you think similar to that of a date rapist.


Just an FYI.
Nak Allstar.
epidion
Profile Joined November 2004
United States316 Posts
August 18 2008 00:30 GMT
#47
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http://www.proxiteam.net
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
August 18 2008 03:56 GMT
#48
I meet all my ladies where alcohol has been consumed in a somewhat large quantity.

I am shaking my head..
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-15 22:02:31
August 18 2008 04:31 GMT
#49
well except maybe 2
hello there
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