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MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
August 04 2008 19:09 GMT
#21
well yeah i could probably handle this pretty well frits, i just thought it would be fun to make a thread n see where it went

i also think it was some kind of weed paranoia when i thought bout the date, currently im not high anymore and reread the thread, shouldnt there be a inc quote thread already?
hello there
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
August 04 2008 19:11 GMT
#22
incontrol isbeing quite rofl in this thread.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 04 2008 20:30 GMT
#23
what was this thread about again
inc just derailed it completely lolol
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
August 04 2008 20:44 GMT
#24
what the hell?

20k views? O_o
Aerox
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Malaysia1213 Posts
August 04 2008 21:20 GMT
#25
Awesome hijack obviously.
"Eyes in the sky."
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
August 04 2008 21:21 GMT
#26
Don't listen to In)Control...
Actually he might be kidding, his advice is so bad
Liquid | SKT
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
August 04 2008 21:57 GMT
#27
On August 05 2008 06:21 DamageControL wrote:
Don't listen to In)Control...
Actually he might be kidding, his advice is so bad


Dude he is really serious about this, you would be surprised at how effective his method is.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 04 2008 22:03 GMT
#28
On August 05 2008 06:21 DamageControL wrote:
Don't listen to In)Control...
Actually he might be kidding, his advice is so bad


This has been proven to work obviously. I mean he is consistent with his losing zvp strats!!
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
August 04 2008 22:15 GMT
#29
hey i love girl stuff.

tease her like your little sister.
put her on the point system when she says something good.
swat her with your napkin to initiate physical contact
push her gently on the curb, then pull her back and say you saved her life, she owes you
push her into trees, telephone poles, bushes, other people
let conversation lull sometimes so she can start it
read her palm, analyze her handwriting, give her those dumb facebook personality tests
throw her off a cliff
qualify her so when you like her so she feels she earned your approval
accuse her of wanting you just for your body. guys have emotions too.

har har har
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
August 04 2008 22:22 GMT
#30
On August 05 2008 06:21 DamageControL wrote:
Don't listen to In)Control...
Actually he might be kidding, his advice is so bad


Obviously you've never been on a date with incontrol.
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
August 04 2008 22:35 GMT
#31
I think he's still waiting in line.
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
August 04 2008 22:42 GMT
#32
the third post i didnt like it as much as the first two. Incontrol rocked this thread haha-
Teamliquidian townie
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
August 04 2008 23:07 GMT
#33
On August 05 2008 06:21 DamageControL wrote:
Don't listen to In)Control...
Actually he might be kidding, his advice is so bad


Don't be jealous. I know you've been bitter ever since you realized you have the damaged version of my name but...
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-04 23:40:55
August 04 2008 23:29 GMT
#34
20258 views?

the fuck?

edit : ok, read it
Resistance ain't futile
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11550 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-04 23:50:00
August 04 2008 23:49 GMT
#35
If anything bad happens, remember you can always

Slit her throat.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
August 05 2008 00:02 GMT
#36
Try not asking boring questions, like "where were you born?" "How old are you?" "where do you work?". I'm sure she's already had those questions asked tons of times during her life time. Try something more out of there, like "what what was your first childhood memory?" or "whats your first memory about school?" or "what talents do you have that'll suprise me?" or "if you could wake up tomorrow where would it be?" or "IF you can choose any job without fail, what would it be?"....etc.

If you want more examples PM me.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 05 2008 00:17 GMT
#37
On August 05 2008 09:02 YanGpaN wrote:
Try not asking boring questions, like "where were you born?" "How old are you?" "where do you work?". I'm sure she's already had those questions asked tons of times during her life time. Try something more out of there, like "what what was your first childhood memory?" or "whats your first memory about school?" or "what talents do you have that'll suprise me?" or "if you could wake up tomorrow where would it be?" or "IF you can choose any job without fail, what would it be?"....etc.

If you want more examples PM me.


Dont ask her such in depth questions, she may be an idiot TT. Instead go with the provenly successful method. Keep her constantly on her toes with "insulting" comments. Girls love that shit where your playful with insults that point out obvious weaknesses. Its hard to give you exact things to say because it HAS to be spontaneous.

How do you know the girl?
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
August 05 2008 00:30 GMT
#38
It's a fucking restaurant. Eat the food.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
Moloch
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada222 Posts
August 05 2008 00:34 GMT
#39
On August 05 2008 09:02 YanGpaN wrote:"if you could wake up tomorrow where would it be?"


I love how that's worded. Sounds like she won't be waking up tomorrow.


Anyway... Just don't make her feel awkward/bored/embarassed-to-be-with-you by anything you say or do. If you can manage that your on the right track.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5225 Posts
August 05 2008 01:38 GMT
#40
On August 05 2008 07:15 Polyphasic wrote:
hey i love girl stuff.

tease her like your little sister.
put her on the point system when she says something good.
swat her with your napkin to initiate physical contact
push her gently on the curb, then pull her back and say you saved her life, she owes you
push her into trees, telephone poles, bushes, other people
let conversation lull sometimes so she can start it
read her palm, analyze her handwriting, give her those dumb facebook personality tests

throw her off a cliff

qualify her so when you like her so she feels she earned your approval
accuse her of wanting you just for your body. guys have emotions too.

har har har



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