I was almost killed by a bird - Page 2
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
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ulszz
Jamaica1787 Posts
On August 01 2008 03:07 fusionsdf wrote: this is so ironic lol oh yes | ||
Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
did it hurt that much? | ||
Showtime!
Canada2938 Posts
MEATLOAF!! Old poem my Mom used to say: Birdie, birdie in the sky Drop some white wash in my eye Birdie, birdie, I don't mind I'm just happy cows don't fly. | ||
AdamBanks
Canada996 Posts
hi hawk ^^ | ||
XCetron
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DamageControL
United States4222 Posts
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AdamBanks
Canada996 Posts
On August 01 2008 05:20 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: There was a bird that hung out around my apartment last year and would attack anyone who walked nearby. And by attack I mean divebomb onto your head and scratch you with its talons, then peck you until you swatted it off. Turns out it was trying to protect it's nest which it decided to put in the middle of a busy walkway lol. This reminds me, Around here we have these tiny birds we call 'snipes'. They're nasty little black things. Anyway anytime you're in the woods (some people say out ni the 'country')and you get near there chicks they will dive and sqawk like a mofo. This one time i was in trying to find my moose for the season and im walking along near dusk (this is when moose usually move around, they like to drink b4 bed and when they get up) when all of a sudden i get 'sniped' in the back of the head. It hit me hard enough to knock my glasses off and enugh to fuk up the bird. Anyway i didnt get my moose that day but i was tempted to eat the little sucker. ![]() | ||
Elric
United Kingdom1327 Posts
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LosingID8
CA10824 Posts
On August 01 2008 08:24 Elric_ wrote: Damnit. Is it just in the UK that the word 'bird' is slang for girls like 'chicks'? So I was expecting an entertaining monologue on domestic violence or something ![]() lol UK slang | ||
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
the whole ordeal of getting WRECKED in the face was probably a huge birden for him | ||
azndsh
United States4447 Posts
On August 01 2008 03:20 memmypoker wrote: only if u had a hawk in the house, that would solve the problem ![]() just sayin' | ||
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