A little bird just nearly killed me. I was walking into my house through the sunporch (it's all glass windows and such, and the door was open for air) and wasnt paying attention, when all the sudden it feels like something punched me in the face. Turns out, it was a bird that flew full speed into my face!

I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to get the bastard out. I think he flew into the windows about 8 times, but managed to survive and flew away~~~

maybe this is good luck? I've never heard of anyone being hit by a flying bird

fusionsdf

Canada15390 Posts

July 31 2008 18:07 GMT

this is so ironic

thedeadhaji

39489 Posts

July 31 2008 18:07 GMT

O_O

I'm glad it didnt beak you in the eye X_X

Cloud

Sexico5880 Posts

July 31 2008 18:08 GMT

You... you.. are the chosen one..

decafchicken

United States20164 Posts

July 31 2008 18:08 GMT

On August 01 2008 03:07 fusionsdf wrote:
this is so ironic

Chill

Calgary25998 Posts

July 31 2008 18:08 GMT

* Seinfeld'd! *

Southlight

United States11768 Posts

July 31 2008 18:08 GMT

Reminded me of

And yeah, I second fusion, kinda ironic.

.kaz

1963 Posts

July 31 2008 18:17 GMT

A friend of mine saw a women get hit in the face by a flying bird while riding a motor cycle, he said she was bleeding everywhere, probably broke her nose.

memmypoker

119 Posts

July 31 2008 18:20 GMT

only if u had a cat in the house, that would solve the problem

QuanticHawk

United States32140 Posts

July 31 2008 18:20 GMT

#10

On August 01 2008 03:07 fusionsdf wrote:
this is so ironic

ahhahaha, i didn't even think of that

mikeymoo

Canada7170 Posts

July 31 2008 18:25 GMT

#11

Fuck I'm gonna get hit by a flying cow next.

QuanticHawk

United States32140 Posts

July 31 2008 18:31 GMT

#12

Monte Python!!

Deleted User 31060

3788 Posts

July 31 2008 18:31 GMT

#13

maybe it's jealous and wants you to change your name to "sparrow"

Polyphasic

United States841 Posts

July 31 2008 18:36 GMT

#14

what do you took 15 minutes to get it out of your face. was it stuck or something?

EpiK

Korea (South)5757 Posts

July 31 2008 18:39 GMT

#15

On August 01 2008 03:25 mikeymoo wrote:
Fuck I'm gonna get hit by a flying cow next.

haha

how much damage did the bird do to your face OP?

ieatkids5

United States4628 Posts

July 31 2008 18:40 GMT

#16

one time when i was at the zoo, my mom got me a hotdog. it was hot (temp) and had relish and ketchup so when i was walking back to the table (this is outdoors), i was holding the hotdog out in front of me on a little paper plate thing. a bigass seagull came out of nowhere and grabbed/snatched/kicked my hotdog, and ate it. the hotdog stand lady gave me another one.

pinenamu

United States770 Posts

July 31 2008 18:44 GMT

#17

Ouch, socked in the face? Sounds painful. At least it wasn't some huge bird like a hawk. >_>;

Once at a church retreat, we had a small bird enter our cabin. We had to corner it and one of the guys in the cabin had to grab it to get it out. Getting birds out of houses/rooms is hard as hell. I'm sure it was frustrating haha.

QuanticHawk

United States32140 Posts

July 31 2008 18:45 GMT

#18

No damage, it just caught me by surprise lol. It took me 15 minutes to get it out of the room, because I have a bunch of tables and couches in there, and it's an all glass room. SO the bird would hit the window, fall, hide and repeat.