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Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
July 22 2008 20:52 GMT
#1
1. When lost in the wilderness, in order to prevent walking in a circle, choose an object far away (preferably one an immobile object) and walk towards it. Note: This only prevents you from walking in a circle, it may or may not bring you to civilization.

2. To preserve colors on jeans longer, flip them inside out before washing.

3. To clean the germs off a sponge, dampen it a bit and throw it in the microwave for about 30 seconds. If you see steam, the germs are dead.

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this is my quote.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
July 22 2008 20:54 GMT
#2
that 3rd one sounds awesome. The first one should be obvious I think?
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
July 22 2008 21:04 GMT
#3
4. Never buy a house until you've sold your prior one. Better to be the richest man at the homeless shelter than the poorest man that has two houses.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
July 22 2008 21:12 GMT
#4
LOL micronesia.

So true.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
July 22 2008 21:16 GMT
#5
Nice.

I'll my mom about the third one. That's really cool ~ :D
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Netherlands2932 Posts
July 22 2008 21:30 GMT
#6
5. To 'clean out' your nasal cavaty's smelling senses smell up some coffee beans. Great trick when trying out different colognes and you can't figure out which is what anymore. It doesn't work with normal coffee though, they have to be coffee beans.

Little trick I learned 2 weeks back @ a store : D
It has a strong technique, but it lacks oo.
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Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
July 22 2008 22:08 GMT
#7
wow, keep going, i want to know more trix, holy shit these are good
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
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United States238 Posts
July 22 2008 22:39 GMT
#8
these are pretty interesting, move plz :D
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hooktits
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States972 Posts
July 22 2008 22:44 GMT
#9
here is a tip not a trick. Instead of wipeing ur ass with dry toilet paper that just pushes the poo around. get some baby wipes. use about 3-4 wet wipes first then finish up with dry wipes. or start with a dry wipe then alternate wet/dry/wet/dry/etc.... Youll thank me especially if u eat a lot of taco bell and drink beers on the week ends
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Korea (South)1888 Posts
July 23 2008 00:48 GMT
#10
When selecting large amounts of text (with mouse), jiggle the mouse left and right while the window is scrolling. It will scroll (and select) faster.
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Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
July 23 2008 00:55 GMT
#11
When removing a cyst from your anus, have a paper towel ready to clean up the mess.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
July 23 2008 01:24 GMT
#12
On July 23 2008 07:44 HatchetWound wrote:
here is a tip not a trick. Instead of wipeing ur ass with dry toilet paper that just pushes the poo around. get some baby wipes. use about 3-4 wet wipes first then finish up with dry wipes. or start with a dry wipe then alternate wet/dry/wet/dry/etc.... Youll thank me especially if u eat a lot of taco bell and drink beers on the week ends

lol
i usually take my daily dump right before showering (i shower in the evening) so wiping with toilet paper isn't a problem.

but i still don't think wiping with toilet paper is any problem.
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