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nAi.PrOtOsS
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada784 Posts
July 22 2008 17:48 GMT
#21
Heres a weird one my friend asked me...
Would You Rather:
A. Drink a pitcher of another mans sperm
B. Drink a pitcher of period blood

Personally i would rather drink the blood
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
July 22 2008 18:03 GMT
#22
1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.

Then I can scream IM FREEEE FREEEEEE FALLLING on the way down

2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.

Nipples are rather useless, and I can't image life as a pizza being fun.

3. Would You Rather:
B. Get hit by a car.

Been hit by two cars, ain't that bad !!

4. Would You Rather:
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.

ew

5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.

Let's home it's curable! If not, I'll spread the joy!

6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.

Mike's a scarey dude.

7. Would You Rather:

B. Have your Dad wank you. ew

8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.

At least people liked him at some point.

9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.

duh

AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:

10. Would You Rather:

B. End hatred.

HUnger can be ended when we stop being dumb and start cloning sheep, cattle, plants, etc.
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
July 22 2008 18:23 GMT
#23
1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.

2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
B. Live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza.

3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.
B. Get hit by a car.

4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.

5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.

6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.

7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.

8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.

9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.

AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:

10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
B. End hatred.
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
July 22 2008 18:53 GMT
#24
On July 23 2008 00:13 Ancestral wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2008 23:37 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
1a2a3a4a5a6a7a8a9a10a

So I see you've chosen to play toss. Welcome to the team!

Thank you for that comment, you made my day
Force staff is the best item in the game.
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 19:18:38
July 22 2008 19:18 GMT
#25
These are great, keep em coming. And I think the one with the Dad is harder than the last one

1) Fall off a cliff
2) Face in a pizza
3) Depends on how badly I'd be impacted by the car, but if it's life ending car crash, then I'd take 200 pounds
4) Fisted by orangutan with porcupine
5) Girl with STD
6) Pack raped by smurfs
7) No comment
8) Michael Jackson
9) No comment
10) Hunger, easily
Trucy Wright is hot
G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2921 Posts
July 22 2008 20:12 GMT
#26
BABBBAABAB
some of those questions suck to even think about T.T
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
July 22 2008 20:37 GMT
#27
1. Would You Rather:
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.

2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.

3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.

4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.

5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.

6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.

7. Would You Rather:
B. Have your Dad wank you.

8. Would You Rather:
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.

9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.

10. Would You Rather:
B. End hatred.

ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
July 22 2008 20:42 GMT
#28
Would I be able to convince the orangutan to fist me with the hand that isn't holding the porcupine?
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
July 22 2008 21:52 GMT
#29
there was a thread on this before where other posters made up their own

WHERES CHARLIE MURPHY
eborp
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States266 Posts
July 22 2008 23:42 GMT
#30
1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.

2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
B. Live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza.

3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.
B. Get hit by a car.

4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.

5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.


6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.

7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.

8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.

9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.

AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:

10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
B. End hatred.
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