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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
July 22 2008 11:00 GMT
#1
I had an old book called Zobmondo (or something similar) that had some "Would you rather..." situations, and although I do not possess the book anymore for whatever reason, I browsed the internets for some of the most badass and hardest "Would You Rather"'s - and I want to see all of your input.

1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.

2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
B. Live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza.

3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.
B. Get hit by a car.

4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.

5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.

6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.

7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.

8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.

9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.

AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:

10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
B. End hatred.

I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
tracer
Profile Joined March 2008
Korea (South)693 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 11:05:13
July 22 2008 11:04 GMT
#2
AAABABABBB

That was wierd but strangely enlightening.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
July 22 2008 11:20 GMT
#3
crushed, nipples, get hit by car, suck off a camel, fuck an ape, smurfs, i guess have my dad wank me and then never ever talk to my dad again, michael moore, get used for sex, end hatred

the dad one was a difficult choice
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
July 22 2008 11:21 GMT
#4
I would rather CHARGE MA LAZERS! T_T

I think a bit more diversity would have been nice in the questions

1.B

The rest is bleh.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
SingletonWilliam
Profile Joined April 2008
United States664 Posts
July 22 2008 11:31 GMT
#5
AABBBABAAA
I was kinda shocked to think about number three, but honestly I couldn't be happy with my life being like 370 lbs.
Aegraen #1 Fan!
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 22 2008 11:55 GMT
#6
1. A
2. B
3. A
4. A
5. A
6. A
7. B
8. B
9. A
10. A
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
July 22 2008 12:49 GMT
#7
1. Would You Rather:
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.
- I'd still be alive

2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
- yea someone can make me new nipples, and the pain will go away.

3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.
B. Get hit by a car.
- Depends on the speed of the car. I can trim off the overweight.

4. Would You Rather:
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.
- Hoping my leg would survive

5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
- here's to klamydia

6. Would You Rather:
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.
- Its a law that tells us he isnt very big

7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.
- Hardest one. I guess A.

8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
- Ez. Like I would let him touch me.

9. Would You Rather:
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.
Doo?

AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:

10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
- ez.
ModeratorFather of bunnies
Agavond
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
448 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 13:04:16
July 22 2008 12:59 GMT
#8
1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.

2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.

3. Would You Rather:
B. Get hit by a car.

4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.

5. Would You Rather:
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.

6. Would You Rather:
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.

7. Would You Rather:
B. Dad wank me

8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.

9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.

AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:

10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.


O.oSins Since Op Cal
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 22 2008 13:02 GMT
#9
i must be the loner with the pizza head. o,o;;
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
July 22 2008 14:02 GMT
#10
1. Would You Rather:
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.

2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.

3. Would You Rather:
B. Get hit by a car.

4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.

5. Would You Rather:
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.

6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.

7. Would You Rather:
B. Have your Dad wank you.

8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.

9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.


10. Would You Rather:
B. End hatred.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
July 22 2008 14:17 GMT
#11
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
A. Gain 200 pounds.
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Have your Dad wank you.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.
A. Have someone use you for sex.
A. End hunger.
Moderator
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
July 22 2008 14:27 GMT
#12
On July 22 2008 20:00 SCC-Faust wrote:
I had an old book called Zobmondo (or something similar) that had some "Would you rather..." situations, and although I do not possess the book anymore for whatever reason, I browsed the internets for some of the most badass and hardest "Would You Rather"'s - and I want to see all of your input.

1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.

2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
B. Live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza.

3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.
B. Get hit by a car.

4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.

5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.

6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.

7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.

8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.

9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.

AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:

10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
B. End hatred.

1.A
2.A
3.B - what would be the consequences of getting hit by a car?
4.B
5.A
6.A
7.B - but still this q is not fair
8.B - also not fair
9.A
10.B - hoping that it would evolve into ending hunger
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
July 22 2008 14:37 GMT
#13
1a2a3a4a5a6a7a8a9a10a
It's better to burn out than to fade away
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
July 22 2008 15:13 GMT
#14
On July 22 2008 23:37 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
1a2a3a4a5a6a7a8a9a10a

So I see you've chosen to play toss. Welcome to the team!
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Carkling
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany169 Posts
July 22 2008 15:29 GMT
#15
On July 22 2008 23:37 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
1a2a3a4a5a6a7a8a9a10a


xdd nice
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
July 22 2008 16:08 GMT
#16
Suprisingly, I agree with everything Yubee said.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
251
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1401 Posts
July 22 2008 16:15 GMT
#17
1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.


2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
B. Live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza.

3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.
B. Get hit by a car.

4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.

5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.

6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.

7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.

8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.

9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.

AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:

10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
B. End hatred. - this one should be easy, IMO. End the wars and nuclear threat, then we can all start working together to solve the hunger problem.
"If you can chill..........then chill."
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 16:22:57
July 22 2008 16:21 GMT
#18
Have cliff fall on me.
Nipples.
Get hit by a car (I'm fat enough as it is and I can probably cushion the impact)
As long as the lion doesn't do any permanent damage...then camel suck.
Depends on the STD, as long as it's not HIV, Herpes, or AIDS, then the girl.
Mike Tyson, maybe I'll be able to sue him
I'm going to agree with yubee, have him wank me and never talk to him ever again.
Michael Moore
Someone use me for sex.
End Hatred.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20017 Posts
July 22 2008 16:55 GMT
#19
ending hunger ends hate durr
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
July 22 2008 17:34 GMT
#20
1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.

2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
B. Live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza. (im a pussy haha)

3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds. if i can gain them i can lose them
B. Get hit by a car.

4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine. wtf with this one
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.

5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std. no monkeys for me thx
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.

6. Would You Rather: gross im not even responding this one, neither the next one
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.

7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.

8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore. he's inoffensive

9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.

AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:

10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
B. End hatred. this one leads to the end of the other
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