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I had an old book called Zobmondo (or something similar) that had some "Would you rather..." situations, and although I do not possess the book anymore for whatever reason, I browsed the internets for some of the most badass and hardest "Would You Rather"'s - and I want to see all of your input.
1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.
2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
B. Live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza.
3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.
B. Get hit by a car.
4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.
5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.
6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.
7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.
8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.
9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.
AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:
10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
B. End hatred.
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That was wierd but strangely enlightening.
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crushed, nipples, get hit by car, suck off a camel, fuck an ape, smurfs, i guess have my dad wank me and then never ever talk to my dad again, michael moore, get used for sex, end hatred
the dad one was a difficult choice
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
I would rather CHARGE MA LAZERS! T_T
I think a bit more diversity would have been nice in the questions 
1.B
The rest is bleh.
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I was kinda shocked to think about number three, but honestly I couldn't be happy with my life being like 370 lbs.
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1. A
2. B
3. A
4. A
5. A
6. A
7. B
8. B
9. A
10. A
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Norway10161 Posts
1. Would You Rather:
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.
- I'd still be alive
2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
- yea someone can make me new nipples, and the pain will go away.
3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.
B. Get hit by a car.
- Depends on the speed of the car. I can trim off the overweight.
4. Would You Rather:
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.
- Hoping my leg would survive
5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
- here's to klamydia
6. Would You Rather:
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.
- Its a law that tells us he isnt very big
7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.
- Hardest one. I guess A.
8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
- Ez. Like I would let him touch me.
9. Would You Rather:
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.
Doo?
AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:
10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
- ez.
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1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
3. Would You Rather:
B. Get hit by a car.
4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
5. Would You Rather:
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.
6. Would You Rather:
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.
7. Would You Rather:
B. Dad wank me
8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:
10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
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i must be the loner with the pizza head. o,o;;
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1. Would You Rather:
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.
2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
3. Would You Rather:
B. Get hit by a car.
4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
5. Would You Rather:
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.
6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
7. Would You Rather:
B. Have your Dad wank you.
8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
10. Would You Rather:
B. End hatred.
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Calgary25990 Posts
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
A. Gain 200 pounds.
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Have your Dad wank you.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.
A. Have someone use you for sex.
A. End hunger.
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On July 22 2008 20:00 SCC-Faust wrote:
I had an old book called Zobmondo (or something similar) that had some "Would you rather..." situations, and although I do not possess the book anymore for whatever reason, I browsed the internets for some of the most badass and hardest "Would You Rather"'s - and I want to see all of your input.
1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.
2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
B. Live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza.
3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.
B. Get hit by a car.
4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.
5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.
6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.
7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.
8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.
9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.
AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:
10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
B. End hatred.
1.A
2.A
3.B - what would be the consequences of getting hit by a car?
4.B
5.A
6.A
7.B - but still this q is not fair
8.B - also not fair
9.A
10.B - hoping that it would evolve into ending hunger
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On July 22 2008 23:37 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
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So I see you've chosen to play toss. Welcome to the team!
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On July 22 2008 23:37 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
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xdd nice
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Suprisingly, I agree with everything Yubee said.
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1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.
2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
B. Live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza.
3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.
B. Get hit by a car.
4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.
5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.
6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.
7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.
8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.
9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.
AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:
10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
B. End hatred. - this one should be easy, IMO. End the wars and nuclear threat, then we can all start working together to solve the hunger problem.
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Have cliff fall on me.
Nipples.
Get hit by a car (I'm fat enough as it is and I can probably cushion the impact)
As long as the lion doesn't do any permanent damage...then camel suck.
Depends on the STD, as long as it's not HIV, Herpes, or AIDS, then the girl.
Mike Tyson, maybe I'll be able to sue him
I'm going to agree with yubee, have him wank me and never talk to him ever again.
Michael Moore
Someone use me for sex.
End Hatred.
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ending hunger ends hate durr
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1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.
2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
B. Live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza. (im a pussy haha)
3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds. if i can gain them i can lose them
B. Get hit by a car.
4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine. wtf with this one
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.
5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std. no monkeys for me thx
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.
6. Would You Rather: gross im not even responding this one, neither the next one
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.
7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.
8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore. he's inoffensive
9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.
AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:
10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
B. End hatred. this one leads to the end of the other
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Heres a weird one my friend asked me...
Would You Rather:
A. Drink a pitcher of another mans sperm
B. Drink a pitcher of period blood
Personally i would rather drink the blood
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1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
Then I can scream IM FREEEE FREEEEEE FALLLING on the way down
2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
Nipples are rather useless, and I can't image life as a pizza being fun.
3. Would You Rather:
B. Get hit by a car.
Been hit by two cars, ain't that bad !!
4. Would You Rather:
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.
ew
5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
Let's home it's curable! If not, I'll spread the joy!
6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
Mike's a scarey dude.
7. Would You Rather:
B. Have your Dad wank you. ew
8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
At least people liked him at some point.
9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
duh
AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:
10. Would You Rather:
B. End hatred.
HUnger can be ended when we stop being dumb and start cloning sheep, cattle, plants, etc.
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1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.
2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
B. Live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza.
3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.
B. Get hit by a car.
4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.
5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.
6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.
7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.
8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.
9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.
AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:
10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
B. End hatred.
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On July 23 2008 00:13 Ancestral wrote:So I see you've chosen to play toss. Welcome to the team!
Thank you for that comment, you made my day 
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These are great, keep em coming. And I think the one with the Dad is harder than the last one
1) Fall off a cliff
2) Face in a pizza
3) Depends on how badly I'd be impacted by the car, but if it's life ending car crash, then I'd take 200 pounds
4) Fisted by orangutan with porcupine
5) Girl with STD
6) Pack raped by smurfs
7) No comment
8) Michael Jackson
9) No comment
10) Hunger, easily
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some of those questions suck to even think about T.T
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1. Would You Rather:
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.
2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.
4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
7. Would You Rather:
B. Have your Dad wank you.
8. Would You Rather:
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.
9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
10. Would You Rather:
B. End hatred.
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Would I be able to convince the orangutan to fist me with the hand that isn't holding the porcupine?
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there was a thread on this before where other posters made up their own
WHERES CHARLIE MURPHY
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1. Would You Rather:
A. Fall off a cliff and die on impact.
B. Have a large piece of cliff-side fall on you.
2. Would You Rather:
A. Remove your nipples using a potato peeler.
B. Live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza.
3. Would You Rather:
A. Gain 200 pounds.
B. Get hit by a car.
4. Would You Rather:
A. Get fisted by an orangutan holding a porcupine.
B. Suck a camel off whilst a lion was chewing on your leg.
5. Would You Rather:
A. Have unsafe sex with a girl who has an std.
B. Have sex with a gender confused ape.
6. Would You Rather:
A. Be pack-raped by smurfs.
B. Be anal fodder for Mike Tyson.
7. Would You Rather:
A. Wank your Dad.
B. Have your Dad wank you.
8. Would You Rather:
A. Wake up in bed with Michael Jackson.
B. Wake up in bed with Michael Moore.
9. Would You Rather:
A. Have someone use you for sex.
B. Have someone use you for your mum's cooking.
AND THE HARDEST ONE IMO:
10. Would You Rather:
A. End hunger.
B. End hatred.
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