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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
July 12 2008 05:31 GMT
#41
LOL
Moderator<:3-/-<
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 12 2008 05:39 GMT
#42
ROFL
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-12 06:01:14
July 12 2008 05:58 GMT
#43
TL.NET IS FORUM FOR MAN OF MANKIND

I GET MANLIER EVERYDAY READING TL.NET

THANK YOU, TL.NET
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
July 12 2008 07:08 GMT
#44
hahahaha
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
July 12 2008 07:28 GMT
#45
This would be cooler if it was in the general forum
or better yet, you get linked to this thread when you click the July vs Best OSL thread
(and vice versa... though of course you would have directions on how to get to the OSL thread).
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
July 12 2008 08:34 GMT
#46
Man I fucking hate funny threads

You should feel ashamed steve
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 12 2008 11:11 GMT
#47
it is my civil duty to bump this thread.
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
July 12 2008 11:16 GMT
#48
Incontrol can talk to bears and is the greatest manliest and most compassionate forest ranger in the world and the animals love him and there is a great hawk with a scar on one of its eyes with a cold gaze that is ancient and the grandfather of the forest that always rests on Incontrols shoulder as he gazes down from the great mountains over which he presides
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
July 12 2008 12:20 GMT
#49
fakesteve i think u might be full of it???







FULL OF LOVE FOR "INCONTR"OL GEOFF "ROEBNSO" TAHT IS!!!!! ILL NEVER FOERGET THE TIEM I MET CONTROL "INCTRONOL" INCONROL BEZCAUSE I PURCHAESD THIS HUUUUUUEG!!!! WALLSCROLL DEPCTING THE EVNTS OF ME MEETING HOIM ND I HAEV IT HANGIN RIHGT HERE IN MY PORSTING DEN AND I PERIODCALLY GAZE PON IT TO DRAW PSOTING INSPRIATON, FROM. SPO LET ME TELL U A LITTLE TALE ABUOT THIS GUY CAELLED GEOF "WATRMELON BALLS" INONTROLO

I WUOLD GUESS IT ALL STARTED WEHN I WAS SITIN IN MY FRRONYARD CHECKING OUT A PATICULARLY COOL ASS BEETLE AND ALL OF TEH SUDDNE A FERAKIN HOUSE LANDS NEXT TO ME OTU OF THE SKY!!! SO I WAS LIEK COOL I HAVE NEW NEHBORHINOS I GUESS?? AND IT WAS THEN TAHT I RELIZEXD IT WAS NO HOUSE BUT IN FADCT INCON "ENGLISH MAJOR" TROLL SDTANDIN RIGHT THE FUCK NEXT TO ME!!! I FREZAK OUT FOR A GOOD MINUET AND A HALF AND THEN HE BELOWED "HEY GUY YOU WANAN BUY THIS RIGHT HERE WALLSCROOL?. ASD IM SURE U CAN GUEST BY NOW IT WAS TEH VERY SAME WALSROLL I HAVE HERE!! SO WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

I FREAK OUTT AGAN FOR A DECENT WHILETILL I REALIZE THIS IS OEN FINE DEAL!!! SO I TELL HIM DTHIS LIL FACTOID TO WICH HE RTEPLIED HOLD ON BUSTER I GOT A FEZW DOGS WE GOTTA SEE FIRST. I CZECH OUT THE WALLSCROLL AND LO ND BEHOLDD IT HAS A FRAEM WHERE IM CHECKIN OUT A WHOLE BUNCHA DOGS SO I SAYS OK ITS MEANT TO BE I GUES LETS DO GTHIS "THANG"
I PROPDOSE WE TAEK A BUS BUT INCONTROL "CLUSTERFUCK" JEF WILL HAVE NONE O THAT. HANG ON TO MY LHUXURIUS CHEST HAER HE SAYS NAD I WILL TELEPORT U ALL OVER THE PLACE

I GRAB A THICK STRAND THE SIEZ OF MY FORE ARM AND ITS FREAKIN HARD AS DIAMNOD AND ZOOM!!! WE ARE OFF AND WE VISIT MAYBE A ONE MILLION DOGS AN DLOOK AT EACH ONE FOR A FEW SECS MAYB PET IT A LIL TILL FINALY I UNDERSTNAND THE MORALE HERE

EACH AND EVDRY DOG (MAN!!) IS A LIL DIFFERNET BUT ALL OF THDEM DESERVE OUR ATNENTION AND MAYBE SOEM PETTING SOPEMRTIMES
INC READS MY MIND LIKE IT A NEWS PAPERRT AND HE SAYS THATS RIGHT BUKCO NAD DONT YPU FORGET IT!! I PAZY THE MAN FOR THE HIGH QSUALITY WALSCROL AND JUST LIEK THAT HE WAS GONE; EVERYTHING SMELD OF STRDAWBERIES FOR DAYS!!

WAHT A GUY!!!!!!!!
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 12 2008 13:34 GMT
#50
Best thread in lsat 7 months on tl.net and it's been moved. GG fucking tl.net, i will now remove site from favorites-_-
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 12 2008 15:56 GMT
#51
how can something be completely incoherent in the manner of speaking yet lucid in portraying the thought at the same time
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 12 2008 16:04 GMT
#52
fucking rofllfllflf cow ahahhaa
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
July 12 2008 18:10 GMT
#53
This blog is so full of win
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
July 12 2008 18:21 GMT
#54
LOL
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
July 12 2008 18:26 GMT
#55
Once I saw Incontrol beat up Chuck Norris!
Hi
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
July 12 2008 18:39 GMT
#56
On July 13 2008 03:26 kidd wrote:
Once I saw Incontrol beat up Chuck Norris!

incontrol is chuck norris
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
July 12 2008 19:07 GMT
#57
No hes batman- OH SHIT HES BOTHFF
Together but separate, like oatmeal
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 12 2008 21:20 GMT
#58
On July 12 2008 21:20 vGl-CoW wrote:
fakesteve i think u might be full of it???







FULL OF LOVE FOR "INCONTR"OL GEOFF "ROEBNSO" TAHT IS!!!!! ILL NEVER FOERGET THE TIEM I MET CONTROL "INCTRONOL" INCONROL BEZCAUSE I PURCHAESD THIS HUUUUUUEG!!!! WALLSCROLL DEPCTING THE EVNTS OF ME MEETING HOIM ND I HAEV IT HANGIN RIHGT HERE IN MY PORSTING DEN AND I PERIODCALLY GAZE PON IT TO DRAW PSOTING INSPRIATON, FROM. SPO LET ME TELL U A LITTLE TALE ABUOT THIS GUY CAELLED GEOF "WATRMELON BALLS" INONTROLO

I WUOLD GUESS IT ALL STARTED WEHN I WAS SITIN IN MY FRRONYARD CHECKING OUT A PATICULARLY COOL ASS BEETLE AND ALL OF TEH SUDDNE A FERAKIN HOUSE LANDS NEXT TO ME OTU OF THE SKY!!! SO I WAS LIEK COOL I HAVE NEW NEHBORHINOS I GUESS?? AND IT WAS THEN TAHT I RELIZEXD IT WAS NO HOUSE BUT IN FADCT INCON "ENGLISH MAJOR" TROLL SDTANDIN RIGHT THE FUCK NEXT TO ME!!! I FREZAK OUT FOR A GOOD MINUET AND A HALF AND THEN HE BELOWED "HEY GUY YOU WANAN BUY THIS RIGHT HERE WALLSCROOL?. ASD IM SURE U CAN GUEST BY NOW IT WAS TEH VERY SAME WALSROLL I HAVE HERE!! SO WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

I FREAK OUTT AGAN FOR A DECENT WHILETILL I REALIZE THIS IS OEN FINE DEAL!!! SO I TELL HIM DTHIS LIL FACTOID TO WICH HE RTEPLIED HOLD ON BUSTER I GOT A FEZW DOGS WE GOTTA SEE FIRST. I CZECH OUT THE WALLSCROLL AND LO ND BEHOLDD IT HAS A FRAEM WHERE IM CHECKIN OUT A WHOLE BUNCHA DOGS SO I SAYS OK ITS MEANT TO BE I GUES LETS DO GTHIS "THANG"
I PROPDOSE WE TAEK A BUS BUT INCONTROL "CLUSTERFUCK" JEF WILL HAVE NONE O THAT. HANG ON TO MY LHUXURIUS CHEST HAER HE SAYS NAD I WILL TELEPORT U ALL OVER THE PLACE

I GRAB A THICK STRAND THE SIEZ OF MY FORE ARM AND ITS FREAKIN HARD AS DIAMNOD AND ZOOM!!! WE ARE OFF AND WE VISIT MAYBE A ONE MILLION DOGS AN DLOOK AT EACH ONE FOR A FEW SECS MAYB PET IT A LIL TILL FINALY I UNDERSTNAND THE MORALE HERE

EACH AND EVDRY DOG (MAN!!) IS A LIL DIFFERNET BUT ALL OF THDEM DESERVE OUR ATNENTION AND MAYBE SOEM PETTING SOPEMRTIMES
INC READS MY MIND LIKE IT A NEWS PAPERRT AND HE SAYS THATS RIGHT BUKCO NAD DONT YPU FORGET IT!! I PAZY THE MAN FOR THE HIGH QSUALITY WALSCROL AND JUST LIEK THAT HE WAS GONE; EVERYTHING SMELD OF STRDAWBERIES FOR DAYS!!

WAHT A GUY!!!!!!!!


hahahahhahahahahahhahahhahhahh
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
July 12 2008 22:13 GMT
#59
5/5 =D

loved chill intermission...


Jävla skit
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 14 2008 11:36 GMT
#60
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
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