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INCONTORL IS TEH COOLEST

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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-12 02:59:10
July 12 2008 02:45 GMT
#1
HEY GUYS FAKESTEVEV HERETO TELL YOU ABTUA C OOL GUY NAMED INCOTNRONL "GEFF" ROBNINS

I FIRST MET GOEFF ROBNSINON AT A TRADE FAIR DOWDN IN OLKAHOMA HE WAS SELLING QUILT SHTHAT HE MADE OUT OF TH E PUBIC HAIR OF GIRLS THAT HE HAD SEX WITH

BASICALLY THERE WAS LIKE 30 QUILTS SO U CAN IMAGINE HOW MANY GIRSL INCONTROL "GEOFF ROBINSNO" CONTROL HAD SEX WITH

WHEN I WALKED UP TO HISBOOTH HE POINTED AND THE QUILTS AND HE SAID "THIS IS THE PUBICS OF THE GIRLS I HAD SEX WITH" ANDN I NODDED IN AGREEMENT

SON AFTERWARDS WE WENT TO MY BUICK AND HE PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT IN HIS POCKET AND HE SAID 'THIS IS MY BUICK NOW, YOU JUST GOT YOUR CAR STROLEN' AND I WAS STRAGENLY OK WITH THAT

WE WALKED ALONG THE BEACH HOLDING HANDS FROR A WHILE AND HE TAGGHT ME ALL ABOUT ZERG AND WHEN WE CROSSSED INTO THE LAND OWNED BY JURASIC PARK HE KILELDA TYRANNOSAURSU WITH A STERN GLARE AND BITING WIT

HE YELLED UP AT THE TYRANNOSAURUS 'HEY YOU TRUARANOSSAURS YOU GOT LITTLE BABEY ARMS HOW WOULD U EVER PLAY SC LOL' AND TH ETREX WAS SO SAD HE LOGGED ONT O USEAST AND FREIEND REMOVED ALL HIS DINOSAUR FRIENDS AND THEN DROWNED HIMSELF IN TH EOCEAN

LATER THAT DAY WE WENT FOR ICE RCREAM AND BECAUSE GEOFF IS SO TRONG HE PROBABLY HAD A GOOD JOB WHERE HE MADE LOTS F MONEY BECAUSE HE PAID FOR MY FUDGE SUNDAE

I WENT WITH HIM TO A BARBEBYQ THAT EVENING AND I MET HIS KIDS BRYCE MACHINE AND LEE JAKE DONG ADN THEY WEER PRETTY COOL BUT I GUESS WITH A DAD AS COOL AS INCONTROL "GEOFF ROBINSION" POSTALOT THEY WOULD HAVE TO BE

I SAW HIS WIFE AND HIS WIFE WAS A STUNNING SUPERMODEL WITH HUGE TITS BUT LIL NIPPLES NOT TH EBIG GROSS COOKIE THINGS THAT EVNE COOKIE MONSTER WOULD SAY 'I DONT WANAN PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH'

HE SHOWED MEHIS "BATTEL ROOM" WHER EHE KILLS KIDS ON STACCRAFT AND I SAW THE KEYBAORD WHICH WAS 5 FEET IN DIAMETER TO ACCOMODATE HIS BIG MANLY POWER HANDS AND HE SHOWED ME HOW TO CLIC ON THE ICONS TO MAKE UNITS

LATER WE WEANT TO JAMBA JUICE AND HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT JAMBA AN D WHY TH EY MAKE JUICE OUT OF IT AND THEN ARTOSIS SHOWED UP AND GEOFF CONTROL BEAT HIS FACE IN WITH A BAR STOOL

IF U COULD BE ANYONE INT HE WORLD WHO WOULD YOU BE??/ I WOULD BE GOFF "INCONTORO" ROBNONSIN BECAUS EE HE IS THE COOLEST AND ASLSO GOODLOOKING

I FU EVER TRY TOT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY FRIEND 'FAHTER ZERG' GROFF 'CONTROL' I WILL KILL U AND GEOFF WILL BLEND UR CORPSE WITH SOME PROTEIN POWERDER AND DRINK U WHILE HE WORKS OUT
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
.kaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
1963 Posts
July 12 2008 02:47 GMT
#2
I'm not sure if I believe that. I mean how could he have woven all those quilts and had that much sex? I bet yubee helped.
Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
July 12 2008 02:48 GMT
#3
ROFL INCONTROL COOLEST??
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
July 12 2008 02:48 GMT
#4
On July 12 2008 11:47 .kaz wrote:
I'm not sure if I believe that. I mean how could he have woven all those quilts and had that much sex? I bet yubee helped.

#1 poster after all.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20666 Posts
July 12 2008 02:55 GMT
#5
LOL
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
July 12 2008 02:56 GMT
#6
omg wtf posts are being deleted
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
July 12 2008 02:56 GMT
#7
maybe if i make a lot of them
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
July 12 2008 02:57 GMT
#8
On July 12 2008 11:47 .kaz wrote:
I'm not sure if I believe that. I mean how could he have woven all those quilts and had that much sex? I bet yubee helped.
wat
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20666 Posts
July 12 2008 02:59 GMT
#9
yubee you missed the boat man
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-12 03:00:22
July 12 2008 03:00 GMT
#10
PSOT UR STORIES ABOUT THISS GRETA MAN
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 12 2008 03:02 GMT
#11
INCONTROL ONCE BENCHPRESSED ME AND MY MOTHER
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 12 2008 03:02 GMT
#12
rofl it moved to blog
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
July 12 2008 03:05 GMT
#13
I sat quietly at my computer, unsure how to reply. As I stared vacantly at the blinking line, a wolf howled in the distance.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
July 12 2008 03:05 GMT
#14
This belongs in news.
♞
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 12 2008 03:05 GMT
#15
IT"S WARRRR
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
July 12 2008 03:06 GMT
#16
omfg I can not stop laughting. This shit is so good it hurts.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
July 12 2008 03:08 GMT
#17
TIHS 1 TYME AT BAND CAMP INCONTORL AND I... WELL, I DON'T RAELWY REMEMBER TEH REST. I KINDA PASSED OUT!
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
July 12 2008 03:12 GMT
#18
Sorry, but it wasn't nearly as entertaining as Geoff K.

Lowtax > yuo
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 12 2008 03:12 GMT
#19
haha moving it to blog was a great move b/c blogs get 0 views.
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
July 12 2008 03:13 GMT
#20
Rofl god incontrol is so cool!
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