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I FIRST MET GOEFF ROBNSINON AT A TRADE FAIR DOWDN IN OLKAHOMA HE WAS SELLING QUILT SHTHAT HE MADE OUT OF TH E PUBIC HAIR OF GIRLS THAT HE HAD SEX WITH
BASICALLY THERE WAS LIKE 30 QUILTS SO U CAN IMAGINE HOW MANY GIRSL INCONTROL "GEOFF ROBINSNO" CONTROL HAD SEX WITH
WHEN I WALKED UP TO HISBOOTH HE POINTED AND THE QUILTS AND HE SAID "THIS IS THE PUBICS OF THE GIRLS I HAD SEX WITH" ANDN I NODDED IN AGREEMENT
SON AFTERWARDS WE WENT TO MY BUICK AND HE PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT IN HIS POCKET AND HE SAID 'THIS IS MY BUICK NOW, YOU JUST GOT YOUR CAR STROLEN' AND I WAS STRAGENLY OK WITH THAT
WE WALKED ALONG THE BEACH HOLDING HANDS FROR A WHILE AND HE TAGGHT ME ALL ABOUT ZERG AND WHEN WE CROSSSED INTO THE LAND OWNED BY JURASIC PARK HE KILELDA TYRANNOSAURSU WITH A STERN GLARE AND BITING WIT
HE YELLED UP AT THE TYRANNOSAURUS 'HEY YOU TRUARANOSSAURS YOU GOT LITTLE BABEY ARMS HOW WOULD U EVER PLAY SC LOL' AND TH ETREX WAS SO SAD HE LOGGED ONT O USEAST AND FREIEND REMOVED ALL HIS DINOSAUR FRIENDS AND THEN DROWNED HIMSELF IN TH EOCEAN
LATER THAT DAY WE WENT FOR ICE RCREAM AND BECAUSE GEOFF IS SO TRONG HE PROBABLY HAD A GOOD JOB WHERE HE MADE LOTS F MONEY BECAUSE HE PAID FOR MY FUDGE SUNDAE
I WENT WITH HIM TO A BARBEBYQ THAT EVENING AND I MET HIS KIDS BRYCE MACHINE AND LEE JAKE DONG ADN THEY WEER PRETTY COOL BUT I GUESS WITH A DAD AS COOL AS INCONTROL "GEOFF ROBINSION" POSTALOT THEY WOULD HAVE TO BE
I SAW HIS WIFE AND HIS WIFE WAS A STUNNING SUPERMODEL WITH HUGE TITS BUT LIL NIPPLES NOT TH EBIG GROSS COOKIE THINGS THAT EVNE COOKIE MONSTER WOULD SAY 'I DONT WANAN PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH'
HE SHOWED MEHIS "BATTEL ROOM" WHER EHE KILLS KIDS ON STACCRAFT AND I SAW THE KEYBAORD WHICH WAS 5 FEET IN DIAMETER TO ACCOMODATE HIS BIG MANLY POWER HANDS AND HE SHOWED ME HOW TO CLIC ON THE ICONS TO MAKE UNITS
LATER WE WEANT TO JAMBA JUICE AND HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT JAMBA AN D WHY TH EY MAKE JUICE OUT OF IT AND THEN ARTOSIS SHOWED UP AND GEOFF CONTROL BEAT HIS FACE IN WITH A BAR STOOL
IF U COULD BE ANYONE INT HE WORLD WHO WOULD YOU BE??/ I WOULD BE GOFF "INCONTORO" ROBNONSIN BECAUS EE HE IS THE COOLEST AND ASLSO GOODLOOKING
I FU EVER TRY TOT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY FRIEND 'FAHTER ZERG' GROFF 'CONTROL' I WILL KILL U AND GEOFF WILL BLEND UR CORPSE WITH SOME PROTEIN POWERDER AND DRINK U WHILE HE WORKS OUT
