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YunhOLee
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Canada2470 Posts
July 03 2008 20:00 GMT
#21
On July 04 2008 04:46 GeneralStan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2008 04:43 itzme_petey wrote:
On July 04 2008 04:35 HamerD wrote:
um...asking a girl for coffee doesn't mean asking her for cheating. Christ.


no, asking for coffee is asking for sucking and fucking. my office is bad ass. if a girl bends over to pick up papers, shes asking for an ass pounding or face fuck; depending on where my cock is positioned from her.


1/5 for this stupid comment.


On July 04 2008 04:50 CTStalker wrote:
sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard

Live it, love it, play it, kill it. JulyZerg and IPXZerg greatest TL.net fan
Krzycho
Profile Joined July 2007
Poland442 Posts
July 03 2008 20:00 GMT
#22
ahahahahah, u win :D
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 03 2008 20:02 GMT
#23
On July 04 2008 04:52 itzme_petey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2008 04:50 CTStalker wrote:
sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard canadian


see what i did there?

Boooooooo.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 03 2008 20:07 GMT
#24
LOL 5/5
WOULD READ AGAIN.
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5538 Posts
July 03 2008 20:08 GMT
#25
On July 04 2008 04:52 itzme_petey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2008 04:50 CTStalker wrote:
sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard canadian


see what i did there?

oh no he di'int!
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
July 03 2008 20:09 GMT
#26
On July 04 2008 04:16 itzme_petey wrote:

Me: I knew you were a whore
Whore: ...

*hang up*

so now me and my whore of a manager are on awkward terms. fuck her. damned whore.


haha best part EVAR
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
July 03 2008 20:11 GMT
#27
Girls hardly ever say no when you ask them for stuff like that dude, it doesn't mean anything.

Who the hell expects to have sex with someone after getting coffee lol.
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
July 03 2008 20:13 GMT
#28
On July 04 2008 05:11 Frits wrote:
Girls hardly ever say no when you ask them for stuff like that dude, it doesn't mean anything.

Who the hell expects to have sex with someone after getting coffee lol.


me.
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
July 03 2008 20:13 GMT
#29
wat?
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7584 Posts
July 03 2008 20:16 GMT
#30
I'm 3/0 vs coffee ...

Dude take a girl to coffee at 9:00 p.m ... get her awake, make her laugh, then take her for a few drinks, She is then wide awake, in a good mood, and well ... if you have game really really interested in 'hanging out' at her place, or your car, or fuck the side of your appt building....

Where I work, if a girl bends over I look away, if she says hello I cringe and if she asks me out I pretend to not know english, but then again I work for Jenny Craig....
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7584 Posts
July 03 2008 20:17 GMT
#31
P.s j/k

I don't look away
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
July 03 2008 20:18 GMT
#32
lmfao
fail
Moderatorsloppy little slug
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24785 Posts
July 03 2008 20:20 GMT
#33
If you came at it from the attitude of 'look what I did even though I know it didn't make sense' then it would just be funny, albeit evil.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
July 03 2008 20:23 GMT
#34
LOL funny blog, but wow, your definition of whore is a bit off.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
July 03 2008 20:24 GMT
#35
On July 04 2008 05:16 AttackZerg wrote:
Where I work, if a girl bends over I look away, if she says hello I cringe and if she asks me out I pretend to not know english, but then again I work for Jenny Craig....


hahahah
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
July 03 2008 20:26 GMT
#36
On July 04 2008 05:16 AttackZerg wrote:
I'm 3/0 vs coffee ...

Dude take a girl to coffee at 9:00 p.m ... get her awake, make her laugh, then take her for a few drinks, She is then wide awake, in a good mood, and well ... if you have game really really interested in 'hanging out' at her place, or your car, or fuck the side of your appt building....

Where I work, if a girl bends over I look away, if she says hello I cringe and if she asks me out I pretend to not know english, but then again I work for Jenny Craig....


your my fucken hero, want to get some coffee sometime?
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
July 03 2008 20:27 GMT
#37
o wait sorry, im busy, and i already have a hero.

+ Show Spoiler +
you feel my pain?!
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
July 03 2008 20:32 GMT
#38
Rofl, this blog is win. I've never had that happen to me thank god. I have however been the "rebound" guy a few times. Which is almost just as bad. Girlfriend breaks up with her boyfriend. Fucks around with me for a day or two, goes back to her boyfriend.

Anyways if a person has a vagina chances are they're a whore.
Not bad for a cat toy.
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
July 03 2008 20:43 GMT
#39
ROFL THIS BLOG
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
July 03 2008 20:57 GMT
#40
Cool blog.

Oh, and: + Show Spoiler +
If this blog was located on the world map, it would probably be sharing a border with Hungary and Serbia to the west, Ukraine and the Republic of Moldova to the northeast, and Bulgaria to the south.
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