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itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
July 03 2008 19:16 GMT
#1
So I was estatic the other day about this girl agreeing to go have coffee with me.

Me: hey, im going to go, see you later
Whore: ok bye!

(i walk out, then decide to take a chance)
*walks back in*

Me: hey want to have coffee with me sometime?
Whore: Yea sure!
*Whore smiles, blushes, and gives number*

The next day I call her to go out somewhere.
Me: hey are you free today?
Whore: no sorry, im kinda busy and I have a boyfriend

Me: I knew you were a whore
Whore: ...

*hang up*

so now me and my whore of a manager are on awkward terms. fuck her. damned whore.

***
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
Ry-Masta-T
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States478 Posts
July 03 2008 19:19 GMT
#2
On July 04 2008 04:16 itzme_petey wrote:

so now me and my whore of a manager are on awkward terms. fuck her. damned whore.

rofl
Speak the word...
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
July 03 2008 19:19 GMT
#3
On July 04 2008 04:16 itzme_petey wrote:
The next day I call her to go out somewhere.
Me: hey are you free today?
Whore: no sorry, im kinda busy and I have a boyfriend

Me: I knew you were a whore
Whore: ...

*hang up*

so now me and my whore of a manager are on awkward terms. fuck her. damned whore.


LOL
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 03 2008 19:21 GMT
#4
EPIC WIN!
UNFUCK YOURSELF
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
July 03 2008 19:25 GMT
#5
WOW
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
Flying_Llama
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada419 Posts
July 03 2008 19:26 GMT
#6
i lold
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
July 03 2008 19:35 GMT
#7
um...asking a girl for coffee doesn't mean asking her for cheating. Christ.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 03 2008 19:41 GMT
#8
It's funny how ironic it is to call someone a whore for not wanting to mislead you that they have a boyfriend and aren't interested in that kind of coffee :O Also, girls make up stuff like that all the time when they're not really interested

So um... yeah, you're a dummy, and you should appologise (since she's your manager)
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
July 03 2008 19:43 GMT
#9
On July 04 2008 04:35 HamerD wrote:
um...asking a girl for coffee doesn't mean asking her for cheating. Christ.


no, asking for coffee is asking for sucking and fucking. my office is bad ass. if a girl bends over to pick up papers, shes asking for an ass pounding or face fuck; depending on where my cock is positioned from her.
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
July 03 2008 19:45 GMT
#10
Coffee is coffee not necessarily a date.

She's not a whore, you're an idiot
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
July 03 2008 19:45 GMT
#11
rofl 5/5, will read again
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
July 03 2008 19:46 GMT
#12
On July 04 2008 04:43 itzme_petey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2008 04:35 HamerD wrote:
um...asking a girl for coffee doesn't mean asking her for cheating. Christ.


no, asking for coffee is asking for sucking and fucking. my office is bad ass. if a girl bends over to pick up papers, shes asking for an ass pounding or face fuck; depending on where my cock is positioned from her.


1/5 for this stupid comment.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
July 03 2008 19:46 GMT
#13
Haha you are a hero :D 5/5
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
July 03 2008 19:48 GMT
#14
On July 04 2008 04:41 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
It's funny how ironic it is to call someone a whore for not wanting to mislead you that they have a boyfriend and aren't interested in that kind of coffee :O Also, girls make up stuff like that all the time when they're not really interested

So um... yeah, you're a dummy, and you should appologise (since she's your manager)


fuck her, im filing sexual harassment.

Section 8A: Unwarranted Sexual Advances Retreats
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
July 03 2008 19:50 GMT
#15
sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
July 03 2008 19:50 GMT
#16
but alas.. im just venting my disappointment to you guys. after im going to pee in her coffee to vent my anger.
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
July 03 2008 19:51 GMT
#17
On July 04 2008 04:50 CTStalker wrote:
sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard


Yeah you really are stupid.
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
July 03 2008 19:52 GMT
#18
[image loading]

Poll: Is his manager a whore?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
(Vote): Maybe

Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
July 03 2008 19:52 GMT
#19
On July 04 2008 04:50 CTStalker wrote:
sorry bro, but you're a fucking retard canadian


see what i did there?
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
July 03 2008 19:53 GMT
#20
On July 04 2008 04:46 GeneralStan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2008 04:43 itzme_petey wrote:
On July 04 2008 04:35 HamerD wrote:
um...asking a girl for coffee doesn't mean asking her for cheating. Christ.


no, asking for coffee is asking for sucking and fucking. my office is bad ass. if a girl bends over to pick up papers, shes asking for an ass pounding or face fuck; depending on where my cock is positioned from her.


1/5 for this stupid comment.

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