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Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
June 30 2008 03:30 GMT
#21
HE'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24757 Posts
June 30 2008 03:31 GMT
#22
I thought of the same thing when I saw several threads in this format haha. I like your sense of humor and boldness to do what I wouldn't.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
June 30 2008 03:34 GMT
#23
Wtf no penises... gay.
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
June 30 2008 03:35 GMT
#24
On June 30 2008 12:23 DukE wrote:
if op did it this thread would have turned out a lot better

...or worse.
secret base
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 30 2008 03:35 GMT
#25
On June 30 2008 12:30 Wysp wrote:
HE'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

i see what you did there
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
June 30 2008 03:36 GMT
#26
i'm still waiting to see someone with the balls to post their own dick
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 03:44:55
June 30 2008 03:37 GMT
#27
On June 30 2008 12:30 Wysp wrote:
HE'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE


Dicks tend to do that.
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24757 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 03:38:49
June 30 2008 03:38 GMT
#28
On June 30 2008 12:36 yubee wrote:
i'm still waiting to see someone with the balls to post their own dick

In other words, you are saying that everybody who posted before you (and including you) do not have balls.

Edit: gonna begin writing my 'post your bowling ball' thread.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 30 2008 03:44 GMT
#29
OOO
Zortch
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada635 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 03:50:18
June 30 2008 03:50 GMT
#30
You asked for it...
+ Show Spoiler +
Made you look ^^
Respect is everything. ~ARchon
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
June 30 2008 03:51 GMT
#31
On June 30 2008 12:50 Zortch wrote:
You asked for it...
+ Show Spoiler +
Made you look ^^



lol im going to do something like that but accualy post a pic of my wankahhh


bigger surprise imo cus they were sure it wasnt going to be there :D
pew pew
Pervect
Profile Joined June 2007
1280 Posts
June 30 2008 03:52 GMT
#32
I came in here wanting some real penises and I see NO PENISES.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
June 30 2008 04:02 GMT
#33
On June 30 2008 12:38 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2008 12:36 yubee wrote:
i'm still waiting to see someone with the balls to post their own dick

In other words, you are saying that everybody who posted before you (and including you) do not have balls.

Edit: gonna begin writing my 'post your bowling ball' thread.
you don't have balls either, where's your dick
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9107 Posts
June 30 2008 04:10 GMT
#34
On June 30 2008 12:30 Wysp wrote:
[image loading]


dick epitomized


I was going to post that if no one else had first. Surprised it took till the bottom of the first page!
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
June 30 2008 04:10 GMT
#35
[image loading]
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
June 30 2008 04:21 GMT
#36
I know it's a little small but...
+ Show Spoiler +
If you keep clicking these spoiler tags, a real one's bound to pop up sooner or later
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
June 30 2008 04:30 GMT
#37
8=====D
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
June 30 2008 04:35 GMT
#38
5/5
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
June 30 2008 04:37 GMT
#39
Mmmmyes, splendid.

[image loading]


Splendid, indeed!
♞
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
June 30 2008 04:40 GMT
#40
this thread is hilarious
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