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Okay so I am driving down the road after putting 10 bucks in my tank and see a Sonic, being hungry I naturally pulled in.
That's when I see her. As I pulled up into the little area where you order food etc. I could tell instantly she was going to come to my car, she motions for me to roll down the window and I did. Turns out she is trying to gather points/votes by selling magazines like PC Gamer, Xbox etc etc. All the while why she is explaining she asks if I go to school, where I work, do I have a girlfriend, she says she is single as well. Now I don't know of any girl that just meets a guy to say that outright. I basically figure she is trying to sugar coat it in order to sell.
Nothing new, she gets enough points sends her to wherever. And when she is there she sends a postcard yada yada. Now here I am with six bucks in my pocket and all I wanted was a route 44 diet coke and this hot piece of 24 yr old ass throws a wrench in my plans. I tell her I like the issue of PC Gamer but am sorry that I will be unable to pay seeing how I don't have any money. She offers to let me go to the ATM, no I say. Check, no I say. Okay fine, you know what I ask for her phone number so I can pay for a subscription when I have the money, and I idiotically said today was the day I would get paid. She can't give me her number due to bills. So what does my intelligent ass do, I give her mine... That's right she is supposed to call me at around 5 in hopes that I have some money to buy a fucking subscription to PC Gamer. Where she will be at a Wal-Mart next to a Super Target.
So either:
a) I'm about to get robbed. Not mugged per say seeing how it will be a very crowded place. But my place will be broken into.
b) I get 12 new issues of PC Gamer. Cool.
c) A & B.
d) B, and we get to hang out I eventually get some tail after a month and a half drought.
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e) abandon ship.
And next time a hottie just casually rolls around asking for money in any way, shape, or form, say no.
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well either way you re screwed
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i dont see wut the problem is. just say u dont want the fkn magazine?
or tell her u buy magazine if she givs bj?
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
God, you must be desperate. Imagine how many hundreds of guys she saw that very same day trying to sell magazines to. Not to mention she's selling VIDEO GAME magazines, so she probably zero's in on the nerdiest looking people in the parking lot to approach for an easy sale.
If you answer her call and agree to buy, you fail.
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Lol dont answer your phone...
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reminds of magazine drives in elementary school!
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Hot girls make a lot of people do stupid things
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On June 27 2008 03:22 Equinox_kr wrote:
Hot girls make a lot of people do stupid things
hot guys do too
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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On June 27 2008 02:58 Snet wrote:
God, you must be desperate. Imagine how many hundreds of guys she saw that very same day trying to sell magazines to. Not to mention she's selling VIDEO GAME magazines, so she probably zero's in on the nerdiest looking people in the parking lot to approach for an easy sale.
If you answer her call and agree to buy, you fail.
It wasn't just video game magazines there was the Standard, National Geographic etc. I just mentioned the ones I would tend to read.
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chances are she wont call you though
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On June 27 2008 03:25 HeavOnEarth wrote:Show nested quote +On June 27 2008 03:22 Equinox_kr wrote:
Hot girls make a lot of people do stupid things hot guys do too
On June 27 2008 03:30 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
hehe been there buddy.
wat
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start answering unknown numbers saying youre a pizza store.
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e) answer the phone in a click click African language and dodge the entire fiasco.
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She can't give me her number due to bills.
lol@that excuse
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get a subscription to the economist
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just dont answer the phone
change your answering machine to "Welcome to Fair Heights Cemetary, unfortunately we are unable to be with you at the moment"
and pretend you gave her the wrong number
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start answering unknown numbers saying youre a pizza store.
Best answer.
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you should totally be able to get with this chick! gotta show us your pick up skills
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EPT
