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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
June 26 2008 17:37 GMT
#1
Okay so I am driving down the road after putting 10 bucks in my tank and see a Sonic, being hungry I naturally pulled in.

That's when I see her. As I pulled up into the little area where you order food etc. I could tell instantly she was going to come to my car, she motions for me to roll down the window and I did. Turns out she is trying to gather points/votes by selling magazines like PC Gamer, Xbox etc etc. All the while why she is explaining she asks if I go to school, where I work, do I have a girlfriend, she says she is single as well. Now I don't know of any girl that just meets a guy to say that outright. I basically figure she is trying to sugar coat it in order to sell.

Nothing new, she gets enough points sends her to wherever. And when she is there she sends a postcard yada yada. Now here I am with six bucks in my pocket and all I wanted was a route 44 diet coke and this hot piece of 24 yr old ass throws a wrench in my plans. I tell her I like the issue of PC Gamer but am sorry that I will be unable to pay seeing how I don't have any money. She offers to let me go to the ATM, no I say. Check, no I say. Okay fine, you know what I ask for her phone number so I can pay for a subscription when I have the money, and I idiotically said today was the day I would get paid. She can't give me her number due to bills. So what does my intelligent ass do, I give her mine... That's right she is supposed to call me at around 5 in hopes that I have some money to buy a fucking subscription to PC Gamer. Where she will be at a Wal-Mart next to a Super Target.

So either:

a) I'm about to get robbed. Not mugged per say seeing how it will be a very crowded place. But my place will be broken into.

b) I get 12 new issues of PC Gamer. Cool.

c) A & B.

d) B, and we get to hang out I eventually get some tail after a month and a half drought.

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
June 26 2008 17:43 GMT
#2
e) abandon ship.

And next time a hottie just casually rolls around asking for money in any way, shape, or form, say no.
RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-26 17:57:14
June 26 2008 17:57 GMT
#3
well either way you re screwed
-42-
mousey.rr
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States103 Posts
June 26 2008 17:58 GMT
#4
i dont see wut the problem is. just say u dont want the fkn magazine?
or tell her u buy magazine if she givs bj?
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 26 2008 17:58 GMT
#5
God, you must be desperate. Imagine how many hundreds of guys she saw that very same day trying to sell magazines to. Not to mention she's selling VIDEO GAME magazines, so she probably zero's in on the nerdiest looking people in the parking lot to approach for an easy sale.

If you answer her call and agree to buy, you fail.
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
June 26 2008 18:07 GMT
#6
Lol dont answer your phone...
ydg
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States690 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-26 18:16:58
June 26 2008 18:16 GMT
#7
reminds of magazine drives in elementary school!
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
June 26 2008 18:22 GMT
#8
Hot girls make a lot of people do stupid things
^-^
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 26 2008 18:25 GMT
#9
On June 27 2008 03:22 Equinox_kr wrote:
Hot girls make a lot of people do stupid things


hot guys do too
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 26 2008 18:30 GMT
#10
hehe been there buddy.
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
June 26 2008 18:31 GMT
#11
On June 27 2008 02:58 Snet wrote:
God, you must be desperate. Imagine how many hundreds of guys she saw that very same day trying to sell magazines to. Not to mention she's selling VIDEO GAME magazines, so she probably zero's in on the nerdiest looking people in the parking lot to approach for an easy sale.

If you answer her call and agree to buy, you fail.


It wasn't just video game magazines there was the Standard, National Geographic etc. I just mentioned the ones I would tend to read.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
June 26 2008 18:32 GMT
#12
chances are she wont call you though
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
June 26 2008 18:36 GMT
#13
On June 27 2008 03:25 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 27 2008 03:22 Equinox_kr wrote:
Hot girls make a lot of people do stupid things


hot guys do too

On June 27 2008 03:30 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
hehe been there buddy.

wat
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 26 2008 18:38 GMT
#14
start answering unknown numbers saying youre a pizza store.
G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2898 Posts
June 26 2008 18:43 GMT
#15
e) answer the phone in a click click African language and dodge the entire fiasco.
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
June 26 2008 18:43 GMT
#16
She can't give me her number due to bills.


lol@that excuse
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
June 26 2008 18:45 GMT
#17
get a subscription to the economist
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
June 26 2008 18:45 GMT
#18
just dont answer the phone

change your answering machine to "Welcome to Fair Heights Cemetary, unfortunately we are unable to be with you at the moment"

and pretend you gave her the wrong number
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 26 2008 18:45 GMT
#19
start answering unknown numbers saying youre a pizza store.

Best answer.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
June 26 2008 18:52 GMT
#20
you should totally be able to get with this chick! gotta show us your pick up skills
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