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Okay so I am driving down the road after putting 10 bucks in my tank and see a Sonic, being hungry I naturally pulled in.
That's when I see her. As I pulled up into the little area where you order food etc. I could tell instantly she was going to come to my car, she motions for me to roll down the window and I did. Turns out she is trying to gather points/votes by selling magazines like PC Gamer, Xbox etc etc. All the while why she is explaining she asks if I go to school, where I work, do I have a girlfriend, she says she is single as well. Now I don't know of any girl that just meets a guy to say that outright. I basically figure she is trying to sugar coat it in order to sell.
Nothing new, she gets enough points sends her to wherever. And when she is there she sends a postcard yada yada. Now here I am with six bucks in my pocket and all I wanted was a route 44 diet coke and this hot piece of 24 yr old ass throws a wrench in my plans. I tell her I like the issue of PC Gamer but am sorry that I will be unable to pay seeing how I don't have any money. She offers to let me go to the ATM, no I say. Check, no I say. Okay fine, you know what I ask for her phone number so I can pay for a subscription when I have the money, and I idiotically said today was the day I would get paid. She can't give me her number due to bills. So what does my intelligent ass do, I give her mine... That's right she is supposed to call me at around 5 in hopes that I have some money to buy a fucking subscription to PC Gamer. Where she will be at a Wal-Mart next to a Super Target.
So either:
a) I'm about to get robbed. Not mugged per say seeing how it will be a very crowded place. But my place will be broken into.
b) I get 12 new issues of PC Gamer. Cool.
c) A & B.
d) B, and we get to hang out I eventually get some tail after a month and a half drought.
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e) abandon ship.
And next time a hottie just casually rolls around asking for money in any way, shape, or form, say no.
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well either way you re screwed
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i dont see wut the problem is. just say u dont want the fkn magazine?
or tell her u buy magazine if she givs bj?
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Snet
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God, you must be desperate. Imagine how many hundreds of guys she saw that very same day trying to sell magazines to. Not to mention she's selling VIDEO GAME magazines, so she probably zero's in on the nerdiest looking people in the parking lot to approach for an easy sale.
If you answer her call and agree to buy, you fail.
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Lol dont answer your phone...
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reminds of magazine drives in elementary school!
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Hot girls make a lot of people do stupid things
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On June 27 2008 03:22 Equinox_kr wrote:
Hot girls make a lot of people do stupid things
hot guys do too
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iNcontroL
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On June 27 2008 02:58 Snet wrote:
God, you must be desperate. Imagine how many hundreds of guys she saw that very same day trying to sell magazines to. Not to mention she's selling VIDEO GAME magazines, so she probably zero's in on the nerdiest looking people in the parking lot to approach for an easy sale.
If you answer her call and agree to buy, you fail.
It wasn't just video game magazines there was the Standard, National Geographic etc. I just mentioned the ones I would tend to read.
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chances are she wont call you though
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On June 27 2008 03:25 HeavOnEarth wrote:Show nested quote +On June 27 2008 03:22 Equinox_kr wrote:
Hot girls make a lot of people do stupid things hot guys do too
On June 27 2008 03:30 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
hehe been there buddy.
wat
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start answering unknown numbers saying youre a pizza store.
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e) answer the phone in a click click African language and dodge the entire fiasco.
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She can't give me her number due to bills.
lol@that excuse
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get a subscription to the economist
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just dont answer the phone
change your answering machine to "Welcome to Fair Heights Cemetary, unfortunately we are unable to be with you at the moment"
and pretend you gave her the wrong number
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start answering unknown numbers saying youre a pizza store.
Best answer.
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you should totally be able to get with this chick! gotta show us your pick up skills
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On June 27 2008 03:36 mahnini wrote:Show nested quote +On June 27 2008 03:25 HeavOnEarth wrote:On June 27 2008 03:22 Equinox_kr wrote:
Hot girls make a lot of people do stupid things hot guys do too wat
WAT DA FAK
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On June 27 2008 04:03 Folca wrote:Show nested quote +On June 27 2008 03:36 mahnini wrote:On June 27 2008 03:25 HeavOnEarth wrote:On June 27 2008 03:22 Equinox_kr wrote:
Hot girls make a lot of people do stupid things hot guys do too On June 27 2008 03:30 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
hehe been there buddy. wat WAT DA FAK
OMG
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You're not getting anything at all except for 12 issues of PC Gamer Magazine... Keep dreaming buddy, and stop getting hustled.
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On June 27 2008 04:34 Krohm wrote:
You're not getting anything at all except for 12 issues of PC Gamer Magazine... Keep dreaming buddy, and stop getting hustled.
Yup. 
Go have a wank. This will encourage a (temporarily) more objective mindset with which you can see the folly of your ways.
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this is really sad. she's selling pc gamer, so obviously she won't try pushing these magazines on what she considers to be attractive, unnerdy, athletic guys.
you shouldve asked for a quicky right on the spot. if she denied, who cares? just don't buy the damn shit and tap some other ass.
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On June 27 2008 06:03 Skittled wrote:
this is really sad. she's selling pc gamer, so obviously she won't try pushing these magazines on what she considers to be attractive, unnerdy, athletic guys.
Unfortunately, you are probably right.
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I don't get what the big deal is. Just say no to the subscription?
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what is the big fucking deal? just say u change ur mind. Don't listen to your inner-self.
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f) she has a penis.
I think that's the best option. Seriously though, you're fucked every single way. Who the hell reads paper copies of PC Gamer, when the info is out 2 months ahead of time? I bet you'll get a nice preview of a Thor and Reaper!
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She hasn't called, maybe I'm in the clear...
And PC Gamer has great bonus items for certain games BTW.
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On June 27 2008 03:31 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:Show nested quote +On June 27 2008 02:58 Snet wrote:
God, you must be desperate. Imagine how many hundreds of guys she saw that very same day trying to sell magazines to. Not to mention she's selling VIDEO GAME magazines, so she probably zero's in on the nerdiest looking people in the parking lot to approach for an easy sale.
If you answer her call and agree to buy, you fail. It wasn't just video game magazines there was the Standard, National Geographic etc. I just mentioned the ones I would tend to read.
You should seriously consider subscribing to smithsonian instead, the animal features in that magazine are fascinating.
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United States22883 Posts
On June 27 2008 10:54 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
She hasn't called, maybe I'm in the clear...
And PC Gamer has great bonus items for certain games BTW.
You mean the free downloads on Fileplanet/Bluesnews every day? 
There are some magazine I'd get a subscription for, but not a technology one.
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On June 27 2008 06:24 Jonoman92 wrote:
I don't get what the big deal is. Just say no to the subscription?
Can you say no with two bouncing titties in yo face !?
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On June 27 2008 11:52 Hawk wrote:Show nested quote +On June 27 2008 06:24 Jonoman92 wrote:
I don't get what the big deal is. Just say no to the subscription? Can you say no with two bouncing titties in yo face !?
Depends on the question I'd say.
For example:
Question:"Do you think that having sex with me right here on the spot could cause us trouble?"
Answer:"No"
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On June 27 2008 03:22 Equinox_kr wrote:
Hot girls make a lot of people do stupid things
Edit: Hot girls make a lot of stupid people do stupid things....
Case is closed...
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case closed is a fun show :S
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